MSN Ownage!

[Lee]

I want to see some examples of classic MSN ownage!

Heres my first addition...

Stuart says:or some other gay question like..

Stuart says:can i go round on my pushbike?

BT says: you would probably lap quicker!

[General Baxter]

iv got a few, but i seem to get things wrong and own myself lol

[Jack]

I had a great one with my ex*. I shall have to dig it out but I think I've posted it on here before.

*ownage. Not anything else. Although she wasn't bad. But i've had better Lol

[Stuart]

that convo did go onto say that i would 1/4 faster than you lee :p

[Jack]

[19:21:09] Davina: did you order an aquarium btw
[19:21:31] Razorjack: nope
[19:21:47] Razorjack: trying not to spend money
[19:21:48] Razorjack: so i can save!
[19:21:55] Davina: for?
[19:21:56] Razorjack: for my induction kit :cool:
[19:22:05] Davina: *shakes her marraccas*
[19:22:06] Davina: wait
[19:22:08] Davina: induction??
[19:22:22] Davina: induction to what?
[19:22:49] Razorjack: er, my engine :p

[Matt2107]

Jack thats quality mate.
Stoooooopid ex's

[Stuart]

thought id drag this back form the dead... our friend james :D


novas running like a dream says:
who do u think u are!!!!
Stuart says:
what do you want now?
novas running like a dream says:
u cheeky git
Stuart says:
what?
novas running like a dream says:
calling my nova
novas running like a dream says:
no sorry
Stuart says:
lmao
novas running like a dream says:
erm calling my writing
Stuart says:
calling your writing what??? ffs use COMPLETE sentancese
novas running like a dream says:
i did use sentances u nobbur
Stuart says:
you appologised for the gayer spelling you used so you cant rant here
novas running like a dream says:
i just have dun u idiat
Stuart says:
bingo
Stuart says:
so stop ****ing ranting here
novas running like a dream says:
and when u was taking piss on here calling me a maron
novas running like a dream says:
its not on
Stuart says:
a maron? whats one of those?
novas running like a dream says:
a maron u dont no what a maron is
Stuart says:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/maron
novas running like a dream says:
OH
novas running like a dream says:
theres no point in arguing with u because i never win
Stuart says:
indeed
novas running like a dream says:
end of story
Stuart says:
so stop getting your panties all wound up when your told to follow the rules on the forum
novas running like a dream says:
i always follow the rules
Stuart says:
by typing like a ****wit?
novas running like a dream says:
ok ok
novas running like a dream says:
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novas running like a dream says:
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novas running like a dream says:
my car used to be a 1.6
Stuart says:
i really really really dont care

[Martin]

girlz luv me i got hoes in differnet eara codes says:
3.5 litre coswrth
2??6 *?????"????(_.???`???? мαятαιи вσѕѕ ??????`?._)?????"????* 2??6 ?? says:
lmao in an 55plate astra... i smell bull****
girlz luv me i got hoes in differnet eara codes says:
wot so ya sayin i aint got 3.5 litre escort cosworth engine in it
2??6 *?????"????(_.???`???? мαятαιи вσѕѕ ??????`?._)?????"????* 2??6 ?? says:
yup
girlz luv me i got hoes in differnet eara codes says:
well wot eva floats ya boat
2??6 *?????"????(_.???`???? мαятαιи вσѕѕ ??????`?._)?????"????* 2??6 ?? says:
well did they even make a 3.5 escort cossie?
girlz luv me i got hoes in differnet eara codes says:
yea
girlz luv me i got hoes in differnet eara codes says:
1996
2??6 *?????"????(_.???`???? мαятαιи вσѕѕ ??????`?._)?????"????* 2??6 ?? says:
pics?
girlz luv me i got hoes in differnet eara codes says:
nope no cam
2??6 *?????"????(_.???`???? мαятαιи вσѕѕ ??????`?._)?????"????* 2??6 ?? says:
lmao.. so u can put a ford cossie engine ina vauxhall.. but u cant even spell "area" lmfao
2??6 *?????"????(_.???`???? мαятαιи вσѕѕ ??????`?._)?????"????* 2??6 ?? says:
what shows you taking it to then?
girlz luv me i got hoes in differnet eara codes says:
im not wots the point
2??6 *?????"????(_.???`???? мαятαιи вσѕѕ ??????`?._)?????"????* 2??6 ?? says:
why not take it 2 PVS take it up the strip or sumin?
girlz luv me i got hoes in differnet eara codes says:
cuz i dnt c no point just wots the point in flashin it of
2??6 *?????"????(_.???`???? мαятαιи вσѕѕ ??????`?._)?????"????* 2??6 ?? says:
whats the point in duin it.. if ya not gna show it of... might be 1 of a kind
2??6 *?????"????(_.???`???? мαятαιи вσѕѕ ??????`?._)?????"????* 2??6 ?? says:
who did the conversion?
girlz luv me i got hoes in differnet eara codes says:
mate mate jakeman he works at this garage
girlz luv me i got hoes in differnet eara codes says:
he is hes got a mondao dun up 2 fuk
2??6 *?????"????(_.???`???? мαятαιи вσѕѕ ??????`?._)?????"????* 2??6 ?? says:
let me guess his gota Skyline engine init?
girlz luv me i got hoes in differnet eara codes says:
nope dnt av a CLUE
2??6 *?????"????(_.???`???? мαятαιи вσѕѕ ??????`?._)?????"????* 2??6 ?? says:
ok i was j/w y the **** wud he waste his time puttin a cossie lump ina vaux,,, when his gota ford to put it in...
girlz luv me i got hoes in differnet eara codes says:
i brort it
2??6 *?????"????(_.???`???? мαятαιи вσѕѕ ??????`?._)?????"????* 2??6 ?? says:
so have u stil got vauxhall brakes n drive shafts on it? what engine mounts did ya use?...

[novamadman]

novas running like a dream says:
my car used to be a 1.6
Stuart says:
i really really really dont care

legend

just sums him up lol

shane

[Dar]

I got a good one from James as well. Made me laugh at the time anyway.

Dar says:
You still coming to Castle Combe James
JAMES says:
yup
Dar says:
Coolio
JAMES says:
ill make sure im in my redtop
Dar says:
I don't care what jumper you have on

[Mr_C]

lol

[db_1.2]

Lol @ Dar - since when did he have a redtop anyway???:confused:

[Ste L]

i think it was more a joke one that ;)

made up

[Dar]

Nope I didn't make that up. I never make stuff up. I actually saved it in a little text doc for later quotage because it cracked me up. He dosen't have a redtop engine. Hence why I automaticaly thought he was on about a jumperlol

[Ste L]

ahhhhhhh LMAO lol

[db_1.2]

From what ive heard he must have nearly every gm vuaxhall engine made, what has he had?

1.2spi
2l 8v
Redtop
1.4Mpi

What next?! A chevette slant engine no doubt

[Nath]

haha dar that conversation made me laugh! thats the first time ive ever been in a conversation with me lucky hey

[novamadman]

I got a good one from James as well. Made me laugh at the time anyway.

Dar says:
You still coming to Castle Combe James
JAMES says:
yup
Dar says:
Coolio
JAMES says:
ill make sure im in my redtop
Dar says:
I don't care what jumper you have on

very good lol :thumb:

[Matt2107]

I think that should take the quality ownage award

[Mike]

novas running like a dream says:
my car used to be a 1.6
Stuart says:
i really really really dont care

He said to me earlier, and i was like...and?? and he said "and what?"

Hes one mixed up fruit cake that lad! Not the hottest glow plug is he now lol lol

[Jack]

LMFAO @ Stu & Dar... lol lol

Hmm, I need more retards on MSN. Time to have a nose on Faceparty and see what can be attracted on there :D

[novabex]

I'm on your msn. Aren't I retarded enough for you jack? :(

[Alex.]

Me:
How would you know? You have no brains to work it out hun ;)
Phil:
actually offended by that, i have no brians
Me:
*brains

[Lee]

pmsl! How can you go through life with no Brian?

Every home should have one!

[Jack]

[Martin has joined the conversation]

Razorjack says:
its amazing how half a brown hen moving around looks uncannily like a giant turd

[Martin has left the conversation]

[Stuart]

db-i you babe says:
thank you very much, extremely helpful
db-i you babe says:
one last question
db-i you babe says:
how come you always seem so anoyed???
Stuart says:
**** off




lol

[db_1.2]

Lol i knew that was coming! ah well:thumb:

[valver500]

lol

[draper]

db-i you babe says:
thank you very much, extremely helpful
db-i you babe says:
one last question
db-i you babe says:
how come you always seem so anoyed???
Stuart says:
**** off




lol



lol lol

[BigStan]

Is it true he is always annoyed ?

[Stuart]

fcuk off

[General Baxter]

i think i might just post up my msn message history with james lol

[Mike]

i think i might just post up my msn message history with james lol

Go for it Baxter, as some of the convos you had with him sounded ace!!

[Lee]

Stuart says:ive got something better to do
BT says:like what? **** into a dish??
BT says:if youve got herpes again i can bring you some 'special' cream?
Stuart says:your special cream got me pregnant last time
BT says:that was your fault for sticking your finger in too far!
Stuart says:ahhhh
Stuart says:mind you they had a long way to go from my mouth
BT says:not with the company YOU keep i imagine!

[Jack]

Alex says:
do u hv monday off?
Razorjack says:
wtf?! Why would i?!
Alex says:
its bank holiday
Alex says:
find out if u do!
Razorjack says:
this coming monday?!
Alex says:
yep, 7th august
Alex says:
says on my calender
Razorjack says:
is your calendar UK...
Alex says:
oh
Alex says:
it says for scotland and irl
Razorjack says:
and we live where? lmfao

[Alex.]

:p

[novaco]

lmfao!!

[Matt2107]

I need an MSN account just so I can contribute.

[Lee]

Hayley walked into some ownage when she got home today..

Me: Your breath smells funny, what have you been eating?

Hayles: My Managers knob!

Me: Can you at least get him to wash it next time?

[JSeymour]

lol

[Wilson]

Hayley walked into some ownage when she got home today..

Me: Your breath smells funny, what have you been eating?

Hayles: My Managers knob!

Me: Can you at least get him to wash it next time?

lol

[Jack]

Alex says:
we go into feild.
Alex says:
i crawl along
Alex says:
poo-ing myself
Razorjack says:
wtf?!
Alex says:
i drive car
Razorjack says:
Thank fcuk for that, for a minute there I thought you were German

[Alex.]

Jack
btw you need to drive to get decent boost
Me
ow
Jack
so you can't just sit there and rev it
Me
ow
Me
lol
Me
we go into feild.

Jack wasn't following the conversation btw! :roll:

[Mr_C]

i do ponder/worry what you two get up to in your spare time lol

[Alex.]

Nothing German don't worry. lol

[Jim Mcrae]

Guess who:roll:

james says:
leather seats what a waste
jim says:
nah
jim says:
why?
james says:
there ****
jim says:
**** hot

Andy has been added to the conversation.

james says:
yeh good for wiping **** off with haha
Andy says:
ij
Andy says:
ok
jim says:
i think somebody is jealous
james says:
what of leather nah
james says:
ive got sr interior
Andy says:
lo
Andy says:
l
Andy says:
leathers better
jim says:
no offence but calibra leathers are nicer than sr seats
Andy says:
calibra leathers arent like cdx stuff, they have bolsters
james says:
it kept andy in when i hit limiter and span it into the street
james says:
didnt they them seats
Andy says:
lol
james says:
**** hott
jim says:
literally mine are heated
Andy says:
mine too
james says:
nah its a badboy nova not a girly nova
Andy says:
lol badboy
jim says:
bad boy 1.2i
Andy says:
lolol
james says:
still got fat 18s unlike u
james says:
fukin tool
jim says:
rather have 15"

[Jim Mcrae]

There is more

Andy says:
bucket seats in a 1.2 you must be mad
james says:
so
Andy says:
so you are mad
james says:
there ace
Andy says:
hard and uncomfy
james says:
good thats the way i like it hard just like the car
jim says:
alrite if you have a stripped gte or summint
jim says:
not 45bhp on 18"s
Andy says:
lol
james says:
yes but it goes now ive done the timing
james says:
just played around with it

[General Baxter]

good old james again

james says:
i bet theres loades of ppl on novaload dying to get kits for there nova but there scared of ba ter shouting at them
the general says:
your such a nobba
james says:
hAHA
the general says:
the only good kit is a gsi or gte kit
-Ad-Building engine says:
lol
james says:
no loades of ppl have kits but dont post em because of u
-Ad-Building engine says:
baxter is the novaload doorman
james says:
but i dont give a fuk me
james says:
pmsl ur right ad
-Ad-Building engine says:
got a kit
?
Your not coming in then
**** off
-Ad-Building engine says:
lol




ames says:
had a quote ad with norwich union
james says:
?938 fully comp
-Ad-Building engine says:
cool
james says:
hoo hoo
the general says:
lol mines juat under ?2k lol
the general says:
TPFT
james says:
ur a pussy who tells insurance about mods
james says:

[Nath]

he hasnt given up then i see

[Alex.]

This is a conversation that took place on the day me and Jack got together, including a girl who was messing him around. Notice how she tries to recover at the end....:roll:

Jack
SO LUV HOWS YOUR TITS
Jack
and etc
Aimee
typical guy!
Me
girls dont ask each other tht
Me
lol
Jack
;)
Jack
my tits are fine thanks
Aimee
so are mine
Aimee
how bout urs alex?
Me
mine need tlc i think
Jack
pls
Aimee
aww
Jack
they'll get some tomorrow ;)
Me
gdgd
Aimee
mine'll get some tonight ;)
Aimee
i love mine
Jack
ho :P
Aimee
i know ;)
Jack
i love alex's lol
Aimee
bet mine r bigger :P
Aimee
haha j/k
Jack
alex's are spot on :D
Me
wat size?
Aimee
think mine r too big
Aimee
36DD
Aimee
need big hands
Me
nope
Me
bigger sorry luv ;)
Aimee
wow
Jack
yours are?
Me
yes! lol
Jack
marry me
Jack
NOW
Me
u shud pay more atteention
Jack
lmfao
Aimee
really?
Aimee
i want mine reduced

[Mr_C]

Well I can safely say jack's a lucky fella!! I know its not to often I have the 'convo' in which two lady friends talk about their breast size haha lol

On a serious note, pass the addy on for the 36DD girl thats enough for my hands haha :D

[Jack]

No seriously, she was fscking mental. Got in a right strop when I started seeing Alex!

Anyway I've had bigger, F and G :D

[Mike]

$,1?$20?$,1?$20?$4?#~2.o.o.6~Carmichael~2.o.o.6~ says:
its feed the fuel into the carb
?$,1?$20?$,1?$20?$4?#~2.o.o.6~Carmichael~2.o.o.6~ says:
thats on the left side of the head of the engine
Mater Mike, Q reg Nova, here I come! says:
yeah fuel pump
Mater Mike, Q reg Nova, here I come! says:
siler and gold in colour
?$,1?$20?$,1?$20?$4?#~2.o.o.6~Carmichael~2.o.o.6~ says:
high lift pump real name
Mater Mike, Q reg Nova, here I come! says:
high lift pump??? erm, no. Fuel pump?
?$,1?$20?$,1?$20?$4?#~2.o.o.6~Carmichael~2.o.o.6~ says:
acording to hayes manual anyway
Mater Mike, Q reg Nova, here I come! says:
wtf? They think a nova SR weights 790kg, but they weight in at 1250!!
?$,1?$20?$,1?$20?$4?#~2.o.o.6~Carmichael~2.o.o.6~ says:
ive seen the fastest front wheel drive nova
?$,1?$20?$,1?$20?$4?#~2.o.o.6~Carmichael~2.o.o.6~ says:
blue one
?$,1?$20?$,1?$20?$4?#~2.o.o.6~Carmichael~2.o.o.6~ says:
GSi shell
?$,1?$20?$,1?$20?$4?#~2.o.o.6~Carmichael~2.o.o.6~ says:
2.0 turbo
Mater Mike, Q reg Nova, here I come! says:
metallic blue by any chance
?$,1?$20?$,1?$20?$4?#~2.o.o.6~Carmichael~2.o.o.6~ says:
yea
?$,1?$20?$,1?$20?$4?#~2.o.o.6~Carmichael~2.o.o.6~ says:
purplely blue
?$,1?$20?$,1?$20?$4?#~2.o.o.6~Carmichael~2.o.o.6~ says:
was at the cruise
Mater Mike, Q reg Nova, here I come! says:
so how do you know it was the fastest?
?$,1?$20?$,1?$20?$4?#~2.o.o.6~Carmichael~2.o.o.6~ says:
well he was speaking to my mate and he reccons it is
?$,1?$20?$,1?$20?$4?#~2.o.o.6~Carmichael~2.o.o.6~ says:
but its only running at like 240
?$,1?$20?$,1?$20?$4?#~2.o.o.6~Carmichael~2.o.o.6~ says:
ive seen 280 bhp novas
Mater Mike, Q reg Nova, here I come! says:
ive seen 616bhp ones
?$,1?$20?$,1?$20?$4?#~2.o.o.6~Carmichael~2.o.o.6~ says:
novas
Mater Mike, Q reg Nova, here I come! says:
yes
?$,1?$20?$,1?$20?$4?#~2.o.o.6~Carmichael~2.o.o.6~ says:
lol if u can get the front wheels 2 stick to the ground
?$,1?$20?$,1?$20?$4?#~2.o.o.6~Carmichael~2.o.o.6~ says:
lsd slip diff
Mater Mike, Q reg Nova, here I come! says:
easily, 4wd it aswell
Mater Mike, Q reg Nova, here I come! says:
need more then a diff!
?$,1?$20?$,1?$20?$4?#~2.o.o.6~Carmichael~2.o.o.6~ says:
its like a 10 grand conversion
Mater Mike, Q reg Nova, here I come! says:
and the rest!
?$,1?$20?$,1?$20?$4?#~2.o.o.6~Carmichael~2.o.o.6~ says:
i prob cud get them made up
Mater Mike, Q reg Nova, here I come! says:
oh, like this you mean> http://www.eds-motorsport.de/Boost-Beast/boost-beast-DE/presseberichte/max-power/index.htm
Mater Mike, Q reg Nova, here I come! says:
i doubt you could make this matey
Mater Mike, Q reg Nova, here I come! says:
not even baxter AND burgo could make one of these i dont think

[Mike]

that novas gud but realisticly u cant drive it aroun
?$,1?$20?$,1?$20?$4?#~2.o.o.6~Carmichael~2.o.o.6~ says:
wot about fuel an all
Mater Mike, Q reg Nova, here I come! says:
go to a petrol pump, fill it up, pay, then proceed to drive off?
Mater Mike, Q reg Nova, here I come! says:
if you can afford to build it, then you can afford to run it

[Jack]

Mater Mike, Q reg Nova, here I come! says:
wtf? They think a nova SR weights 790kg, but they weight in at 1250!!

That would mean if I sat in a Nova it would be the same weight as my car... :wtf: lol :D

[Alex.]

Aimee
i love mine

Aimee
i want mine reduced
Funniest bit I thought!

[Mr_C]

F's and G's would suffocate me lol

[Alex.]

But he only slept with them so he could say he's slept with someone with F & G boobs no doubt!!! lol:p
C-E I think are the best sizes

[draper]

not msn but still funny !!

draper:
how much are these tickets for us to get to cheltenham ?
pogo:
i could only find them to cheltenham spa
pogo:
where is cheltenham spa
draper:
dunno, near cheltenham
pogo:
wheres that a-z you bought the other day
draper:
the 1 for nottingham you mean
pogo:
yeah, where is it, we can see how far it is

[Jack]

lol lol lol lol

Cheltenham Spa is right in Cheltenham btw - literally just up the road from the meet ;) here (http://www.multimap.com/map/browse.cgi?client=public&gride=393179&gridn=222162&coordsys=gb&scale=25000&local=&kw=&localinfo=)

The meet location is just to the left of the letters Wks on the left of the map, by the green roundabout there.

[draper]

so or we have to do is cross the road and we'll be there !!

might get a taxi anyway, just so i can say i turned up to a nova meet via train and taxi !!

[General Baxter]

not even baxter AND burgo could make one of these i dont think



hurra lol

[Lee]

Another james special!

james-BLING BLING says:ur novas Chav
BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:and you come to that conclusion how?
james-BLING BLING says:looks bling
BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:it looks bling?
james-BLING BLING says:them wheels
james-BLING BLING says:looks like u want to be reconised
BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:no, theyre light, therefore, makes the car handle better
BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:they are quite possibly the least 'bling' wheels you can buy
james-BLING BLING says:are myn bling
BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:yep
BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:anyone who puts 18's on a Nova obviously doesnt care how the car behaves
james-BLING BLING says:it drives like its on rails
BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:have you ever tried 15's?
james-BLING BLING says:no dont want too pulled too many birds with them 18s
BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:thats obviously where im going wrong then
james-BLING BLING says:yup
BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:do you rekon id get more pussy if i fitted 18's?
james-BLING BLING says:oh yes deff
james-BLING BLING says:get a nova with kit t love it
BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:cool, so fiberglass and blinging huge hoops draw in the hoes?
james-BLING BLING says:u will get girls calling u a naughty boy then sucking ur dick
james-BLING BLING says:get 18s
BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:does that happen to you then?
james-BLING BLING says:obviously
BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:do they not care the car is slow and doesnt handle?
james-BLING BLING says:its the way i drive it
BanzaiUndersteer - BT says:say no more! lol

[Alex.]

He told me his wheels were 19! lol

[Alex.]

Pussycat... says:
do you go onto NL often?
james-BLING BLING says:
im banned

[draper]

Pussycat... says:
do you go onto NL often?
james-BLING BLING says:
im banned

thats my fooking favourite !!

[Jack]

I think we need a new thread purely for gaskell lol

[boredbloke]

WANTED! - Softstars or Speedlines says: do u know where maidstone is
Wink says:yeah not too far from me
Wink says:that where you are/
WANTED! - Softstars or Speedlines says:no course not
WANTED! - Softstars or Speedlines says:where are u then
WANTED! - Softstars or Speedlines says:im from ipswich
Wink says:south london
WANTED! - Softstars or Speedlines says:ahhh ok then
Wink says:ipswich is full of pikeys...
Wink says:lol
WANTED! - Softstars or Speedlines says:hahah
WANTED! - Softstars or Speedlines says:london si full of wat do u call em
WANTED! - Softstars or Speedlines says:people that come in out country
Wink says:???? rofl...
WANTED! - Softstars or Speedlines says:u know
WANTED! - Softstars or Speedlines says:in our *
WANTED! - Softstars or Speedlines says:imigrant people
Wink says:lmao...

[Mike]

Pussycat... says:
do you go onto NL often?
james-BLING BLING says:
im banned

Fooking mint! lmfao

[Mike]

Mater Mike, Q plate here I come! says:
how come your never on novaload gaskell? u aint been on in ages?
james-BLING BLING says:
banned
Mater Mike, Q plate here I come! says:
really?
james-BLING BLING says:
yes
Mater Mike, Q plate here I come! says:
what for?
james-BLING BLING says:
calling stuart a tool
Mater Mike, Q plate here I come! says:
lmfao!

[draper]

i ended owning myself this morning on the bus to work

i was still sleepy and got dressed in a hurry, was sat on the bus and realised id forgot my phone so thourt id text the missus and tell her she wouldnt be able to get hold of me all day :roll:

[doherty]

i ended owning myself this morning on the bus to work

i was still sleepy and got dressed in a hurry, was sat on the bus and realised id forgot my phone so thourt id text the missus and tell her she wouldnt be able to get hold of me all day :roll:

lmfaooolol lol :wall: :cuckoo:

[treeted]

Not that bad draper.

Ive been known to pack up everything into the van set off on way home and ask who ever is with me were the keys are as we are driving off.

D'oh

[Timmy]

i always go ape trying to find my mobile when on the mobile to the girlfriend DURRR brains where i leave them ?

[Alex.]

No, the worst one is when you put your glasses on top of your head. And your looking for them! Done that a few times. :roll:lol

[gaskell1989]

beast my 1.2 lads baxters a doorman

[novamadman]

beast my 1.2 lads baxters a doorman

your a ballbag with nothing better to do than to keep registering on a site that bans you for being a stain, god your life must be great :wtf:

[Matt2107]

I think I need an msn account so I can get in on all this ownage action.

[draper]

beast my 1.2 lads baxters a doorman

please ban him again, id say give him a chance as he may of learnt his lesson but he obviously hasnt !

[gaskell63]

hmmmm

[gaskell63]

hmmmm

[AndyM]

PMSL this guy is quality!
I think i should post the real JPEG screenshot up of the convo, not some edited text version!

Anyway check this, think someones been near the bong...

Andy says:
why
****ING PISSED OFF !!!!!!!! says:
because i am
****ING PISSED OFF !!!!!!!! says:
fuk sake
Andy says:
whats happened to piss u off
****ING PISSED OFF !!!!!!!! says:
EVERYTHING
****ING PISSED OFF !!!!!!!! says:
might as well kill myself be alot better off
Andy says:
naaa dont go sayin that
****ING PISSED OFF !!!!!!!! says:
why
Andy says:
cause u dont wanna go killin urself
****ING PISSED OFF !!!!!!!! says:
might as well lifes ****

[AndyM]

Has the guy become grown up finally?


did u see how he said do you want the account so i will carry on posting so it looks like me that sent the message beware hes already banned from vxon just watch him


Then 4 minutes later on a picture testing thread..


get ur rat out

Me thinks not...

[gaskell63]

hmmm

[gaskell63]

hmmm

[AndyM]

Couldnt care less if your banned or made a moderator lol

[gaskell63]

no ill be made a doorman pmsl

[General Baxter]

beast my 1.2 lads baxters a doorman

do you love me or something, every other post you make has my name in, :confused:
stuart dont say anything lol

[gaskell63]

no ur just a mad **** lol

[General Baxter]

im not for sale, stop stalking me

[gaskell63]

go and spray ur car lol

[AndyM]

Think its yours that needs spraying after seeing the door and the arches lol

[gaskell63]

shut up andy you bum boy you have joined novaload for 1 reason to cause trouble now fuk off ive already deleted you off msn u piss me off

[Alex.]

Bitch fight lol

[draper]

shut up andy you bum boy you have joined novaload for 1 reason to cause trouble now fuk off ive already deleted you off msn u piss me off

pot
kettle
black
:roll:


another decent thread goes down the drain thanks to an idiot

and it WASNT me this time :p

[Alex.]

Exactly. Leave you domestics at home please :D

[Mr_C]

:O @ Baxters sig , my 1400 isn't for girls ! Its plays with the big boys when its actually working !!

As for msn convos mine are alllllll boring normally, my normal convos is:

Someone: Hi, how's you?
Me: Hi, I'm Alrite thanks ... you ?
Someone: I'm fine thanks, what you been up to?
Me: Work... you ?
Someone: Same really nothing much, doing tonight ?
Me: Nothing you ?
Someone: Nothing, its sh*te.

haha my usual convo lol

[AndyM]

LOL say no more..

NOVA - 1400 nova says:

And dont' thnk about deleting me either you still owe me ?20 for that wishbone fitment!

[Mike.]

im not for sale, stop stalking me


lmao lol

[gaskell63]

sort ya life out

[Mike]

sort ya life out

Gaskell, sort your god damn spelling and literacy out! Numerous posts from you dont even make eny f@cking sense :thumb:

[Philsutton]

sort ya life out

oh the irony

[daddy cav]

Someone sent me this link lol got Andy M and Gaskell on msn .
Gaskell isn't a bad lad just young and has a bit to learn .
Andy M - sort it out lad lol

[Stuart]

not "THE" daddy cav? of mig and vxon fame......

[Philsutton]

^^ you say that but after months and months of taking the piss out of him for his chav like spelling he still does it. You can only teach something that is able to learn in the first place.

[novabex]

Gaskell is a ****er. He always gives me **** on msn. Says I'm a wannabe nova owner.... I'm like erm... I do own a nova... how does that make me a wannabe?

[daddy cav]

Erm .....fame ?

[Stuart]

well known... lol

[Stuart]

Nova smooth boot wanted says:
says you ya fukin bellend
Stuart says:
roybacer is more your scene sweetie
Nova smooth boot wanted says:
sort ya life out
Stuart says:
erm no, you need to sort yorus out darling
Nova smooth boot wanted says:
sort ya life out
Nova smooth boot wanted says:
sort ya life out



oh i love him so much.

[Stuart]

oh if i could only belive the last 3-4 lines lol

Nova smooth boot wanted says:
TOOL
Nova smooth boot wanted says:
ur little 1200 is ****e
Stuart says:
of course it is
Nova smooth boot wanted says:
any pics
Nova smooth boot wanted says:
obviously not too ashamed
Nova smooth boot wanted says:
u think ur a big man on that forum ur nothin but a tool
Nova smooth boot wanted says:
never mind
Nova smooth boot wanted says:
always got roybacer
Stuart says:
there you go then darling
Nova smooth boot wanted says:
who u calling darling you fukin tool
Stuart says:
aww getting cranky baby
Nova smooth boot wanted says:
fuk off dont blagg my head
Nova smooth boot wanted says:
ok ill leave novaload
Nova smooth boot wanted says:
ill join roybacer
Nova smooth boot wanted says:
u wont see me on there again
Stuart says:
id love to belive that
Nova smooth boot wanted says:
no u will trust me mate
Nova smooth boot wanted says:
i wont come on again

[Alex.]

Pussycat... says:
Why do u still go on NL when all they do is take the piss? I don't understand the logic!
Nova smooth boot wanted says:
sort ya life out

*Blocked*

Obviously he has that saying as a shortcut
Shame he blocked me. He was a laugh! Literally

[Stuart]

:D its a productive evening here


db-i you babe says:
id show you some progress pics but it was dark so pics are ****, plus i doubt very much that you are even interested in the conversation but as the only interesting person online i decided to talk to you anyway
Stuart says:
lmao
Stuart says:
thats another for the ownage thread
db-i you babe says:
yeh i thought so lol
db-i you babe says:

[db_1.2]

:p

It seems every time i talk to you stu you put our conversations on here, im begining to think you dont like me!

:(

[db_1.2]

Ah well i still got gaskel to speak to! I mean he's ''hip'' and ''with it'' plus his novas on 18's! Beat that!

Muhahahahaha

[Lee]

Gaskells new MSN user name is www.roybacer.net (http://www.roybacer.net). Might be worth keeping an eye over there for a 'Novaload sucks' thread to laugh at. lol

[Philsutton]

lol, yeah its rather predictable

[novabex]

Well we all know that novaload is mint!

I heart novaload!

lol

[daddy cav]

Stuart .

Well known for ....
A. Good .
B. Bad .
C. Muppet .
D. Keeping performing monkeys in Nan's greenhouse .
E. Driving a race prepared 1.0 12v Corsa with 5 bhp shot of Nitrox octane booster .

[Stuart]

was supposed to be well, Known... lol missed punctuation.

are you the bloke that is from (or was) southend?

[daddy cav]

Land of the boyracers but weekdays it's like that > :tumble:
Get some good bike stuff there too a lot of bikers about in the summer .
dan sarfend seafront :roll: lol

[Lucky Luke!]

Check the roybacer thread, gaskell has done a i hate novaload thread, i wish i'd got to speak to him, i aint ripped anyone for ages!

[General Baxter]

WWW.ROYBACER.NET (http://www.ROYBACER.NET) says:
you wont be a trouble maker for much longer because if i ever see you i will pound you to the floor
the general says:
im sticking up for my self, you called me a nobba and my cars better than yours
WWW.ROYBACER.NET (http://www.ROYBACER.NET) says:
and you deserve it
the general says:
lol
the general says:
your a little pussy
the general says:
im 6ft 6 and 20 stone, come and take me then
WWW.ROYBACER.NET (http://www.ROYBACER.NET) says:
fuk off u fat *******
WWW.ROYBACER.NET (http://www.ROYBACER.NET) says:
who eat all the pies
WWW.ROYBACER.NET (http://www.ROYBACER.NET) says:
u fat ****

[Alex.]

yes i did declare all the mods only cost ?900 fully comp
Gaskell said that on RB

15/08/2006
Me
I bet your insurance is high
James
is it fuk
Me
why not?
James
because its down on log book as a 1.2 and no mods declared ;)
Me
Well that's a bit stupid
James
why

Someone please post that onto RB :roll:

[L14MNP]

Just chanced across this thread when playing with the Search button lol

Here's some good msn ownag3 from this evening, I like to save it as it's a favourite past time winding people up etc lol
http://media.pixpond.com/6t2dcl.JPG

Also. this Gaskell ****er is a right muppet! Bring him back!!

[mini_kris]

classic ive just read this whole thread and its had me in stiches lol

[Kinky Monza]

I have some quality logs from a few convos with our 'special friend' gaskell, but haven't a clue how to post it, any help???

[FlatBeatBoy]

| Rob3 | says:
Want to play pass the parcel with me ronnie?
Ronnie says:
Can i lick the parcel?
| Rob3 | says:
No but you can lick my penis cause its HOOOOOOOOGE
Ronnie says:
Really? My pet frog loves me
| Rob3 | says:
Uhhh yeh i went to a muslim house party and pass the parcel was over quickly
Ronnie says:
**** MAN MY SISTER IS AT HER FRIENDS HAVING A PARTY WHAT IF SHE PLAYS PASS THE ****ING PARCEL SHES IN TROUBLE
| Rob3 | says:
Riiightttt, ok son

Ronnie has left the conversation

[mini_kris]

he beaned it past me and bex last night when we were in chorley


james says:
im getting a 14sr soon
kris - project flower is getting a retrim says:
nice mate got one linned up
james says:
not yet no
kris - project flower is getting a retrim says:
is that white one fast?
james says:
nah
kris - project flower is getting a retrim says:
looked like you were giving it some through chorely las tnight
james says:
span out at 70 last night in the wet nealry went over motorway bridge did a 360 in the middle of the road avoided going over the bridge
kris - project flower is getting a retrim says:
you were lucky, or are you just skilled?
james says:
dunno lol


lol

[Kinky Monza]

****ing tool or what!!!

[mini_kris]

thing is it was bone dry last night lol

[mini_kris]

thing is it was bone dry last night lol

[Jim Mcrae]

haha does he have a licence?

[Jim Mcrae]

i remember when he said his 1.2 (before crashing it) was fast as fuk i pointed out it was a 1.2i on 18s and that it wasnt that quick and he was like nah mate ive done the timing lol he then went n to tell me his SR seats were great because the held him "right in his seat" when he was spinning out on to his street

[Lee]

Ok, heres an old convo i dug out from ages ago. if you like, ill edit up the mother of all Gaskell Ownages, but it is very offensive!

Bold black is Dar, Blue is me, and the small grey text is him.


and a big fukin dint on the roof where the fukin bonnet nearly took me out when i forgot to shut it
bent the fukin hinges
just sheer power thi
tho*
bonnets catches bend at mach 1 i heard
what does that mean bt
Cool - I've been blasting around a track all day and I didn't even manage that!
it means at mach 1 bonnet catches bend
well had a badboy bonnet on for a bit but taken it off it looked cheese
what sort of cheese?
no i mean a bit ott
oh right, silly me
lol
LOL!
Well TBH I thought it looked a little brie
nah, definately more leerdammer than brie
possibly a bit on the cheddar side
my indians on its way
where did you get an indian from?
i though they abolished the slave trade?
Red indian? I prefer the red ones. They work harder.
shathi ive ordered it from
red ones get violent when they smoke though
the guys are bluddy idiots
really? how hard can it be to supply an indian?
i could probably get a croatian tomorrow if i wanted one
need steelies tho ebay jobbie i think
I prefer chinese. The women look better and are are the right height for blow-jobs.
yeah, i can see that
need to breed some with flat heads, we'd make a fortune
Damn right
cant beat a suck
i dont get blowjobs because i dont have 19 inch wheels
LOL! indians on its way and im fukin starving
fuk me come on you black ****
Its the wheels that do it. Even buckled ones work apparently
i thought you only get handjobs with wobbly ones?
only a bit of the rim is pushed out can bend it back in but dont want to risk snapping it
did u watch the deal or no deal dar
no, been out all day
PMSL
BT - With the wobbly ones you just need to pull the rim back and they are ok again ;)
ive been for a burn on country roads just cruisn just listening to my tunes its been one of them days
is be seriously worried if my rim was bent out!
it aint that bad b reet
how long has your rim been deformed then?
all these dickheads round here with saxos they need to have a word with them selfs
I've checked my rim and its ok. phew!!
mines got grapes dangling off it
Humm - Yo need to get that sorted.
reet looks like indians here ill be off lads bak on after ive watched coronation street and eaten my indian
cya
bye Get your moneys worth and get the indian to eat you ;)
bye dont sit down to hard, you dont want to totally ruin your rim

[Philsutton]

lol classic





he then went n to tell me his SR seats were great because the held him "right in his seat" when he was spinning out on to his street

I'd hate to think what would happen if he ever got into a fast car, hit the nearest tree probably. I'd b willing to put a large amount of money on the fact that he wont be able to get smoke from the tyres unless he ripped the hand break up at 80mph which he probably does everytime he goes to tesco's.

[Lee]

Ive posted the other one in the 18+ forum beacause its just far too offensive for a public forum!, so if your not paid up and want to see it i suggest you do, as i was crying reading it back!

[Stuart]

had to drag this back up.....

Sorry AD but this is genius
Ad- says:
what did u say a blue pulley was for

torque
-Ad- says:
?
Stuart says:
yep
Stuart says:
blue for toruqe, red for power
-Ad- says:
hows that wokr then
-Ad- says:
work*
-Ad- says:
they look identical to me
Stuart says:
lmao cant belive you fell for that
-Ad- says:

-Ad- says:
tit
Stuart says:
own3d
-Ad- says:
lol
-Ad- says:
said they were identical
Stuart says:
now where is that msn ownage thread lol

-Ad- just sent you a Nudge!

-Ad- says:
lol
Stuart says:

-Ad- says:
your a good liar
-Ad- says:
convincing
-Ad- says:
lol
Stuart says:

[Adam]

Its all lies, that convo never happened /\ :roll: lollol

[Jack]

jinx says:
do u name all ur cars?
jinx says:
i call mine baby, or babay girl
Razorjack says:
i call mine "the celica" Lol
jinx says:
why?!
Razorjack says:
Erm, because its a Celica? lmfao!

[Lee]

fpmsl lol

[Novadex]

red ones get violent when they smoke though

lol dam violent stoners!

[Area51Nova]

jinx says:
do u name all ur cars?
jinx says:
i call mine baby, or babay girl
Razorjack says:
i call mine "the celica" Lol
jinx says:
why?!
Razorjack says:
Erm, because its a Celica? lmfao!

LOL lol

[ste porter]

so y did u wana here me say what i said earlier u knew that any way u aint stooped
porter says:
im not moaning lol
Bonnie says:
u r u cant even spell stuiped
porter says:
stupid
Bonnie says:
****
Bonnie says:
im a ****
porter says:
lol
porter says:
i did that 2 as a joke lol
porter says:
talk about owned
porter says:
lol
Bonnie says:
im crying with laughter now

[Novadex]

lol

[olix99]

Just a short one but my god i laughed...

nova-dan says:why dont oyu put a V8 in ya nova

olix99 says:you do understand that is going in the MSN owange thred


LMAO:thumb:

[Nova-Dan]

haha oli,got oyu back,i got the piont mate,but you keep going,

[-VXR Racing-] -[I Creep Up From Behind Touch Your Neck Move Down Your Spine...]- [*Prince Charming*] says (22:29):
best one was his story of him spinning out at 70
on a motorway bridge
lol
Danny! says (22:29):
why
[-VXR Racing-] -[I Creep Up From Behind Touch Your Neck Move Down Your Spine...]- [*Prince Charming*] says (22:30):
well he sed he spun out at 70 in the wet on a motorway bridge, did 360 in middle of the road and avoided goin over bridge
thing is a) why would you spin out at 70 and b) it was bone dry lol
Danny! says (22:31):
how come
[-VXR Racing-] -[I Creep Up From Behind Touch Your Neck Move Down Your Spine...]- [*Prince Charming*] says (22:31):
eh
wat u mean how come
Danny! says (22:31):
why
[-VXR Racing-] -[I Creep Up From Behind Touch Your Neck Move Down Your Spine...]- [*Prince Charming*] says (22:31):
why what ?
Danny! says (22:31):
why did he
[-VXR Racing-] -[I Creep Up From Behind Touch Your Neck Move Down Your Spine...]- [*Prince Charming*] says (22:32):
why did he do what
say it?
Danny! says (22:32):
spin out
[-VXR Racing-] -[I Creep Up From Behind Touch Your Neck Move Down Your Spine...]- [*Prince Charming*] says (22:32):
he dint
he just sed he did thinkin it sounded gd
Danny! says (22:32):
so why did he say it
[-VXR Racing-] -[I Creep Up From Behind Touch Your Neck Move Down Your Spine...]- [*Prince Charming*] says (22:32):
but it just made him sound a tool
Danny! says (22:32):
o
[-VXR Racing-] -[I Creep Up From Behind Touch Your Neck Move Down Your Spine...]- [*Prince Charming*] says (22:32):
thinkin it wud mek im look big
Danny! says (22:32):
why
[-VXR Racing-] -[I Creep Up From Behind Touch Your Neck Move Down Your Spine...]- [*Prince Charming*] says (22:33):
koz hes a nobba
Danny! says (22:33):
how
Danny! says (22:34):
?
[-VXR Racing-] -[I Creep Up From Behind Touch Your Neck Move Down Your Spine...]- [*Prince Charming*] says (22:34):
koz he is i dnt know
he was born a ****?
Danny! says (22:34):
how come!
[-VXR Racing-] -[I Creep Up From Behind Touch Your Neck Move Down Your Spine...]- [*Prince Charming*] says (22:34):
ur really annoying do you know that

[Adam]

Can you make the font a bit bigger? Cant quite see







:p

[Jon_nova1]

lol the nova dan one had me laughing the most,even if it id in massive writing lol

[Philsutton]

Me an iain have classic dan ownage every night, I dont even think he realises half the time lol

[Alex.]

I'm not seeing the ownage in that convo?
And I have plenty of Dan ownage. Just not in this thread:p

[olix99]

^^ thanks untaimed girl neither do i lol

think he was making a lame attempt at trying to get me back, by me telling him hes annoying :confused: lol

[Alex.]

I just see him going..."why?" lol
OWNED!!! :roll:

[goldengraham]

lol thats exactly what i thought, couldnt really see the ownage there myself!

[olix99]

lol ah dear dan has once again made a breast of himself :tongue: