have u got any mental mates?

[Anonymous]

alright boys theres som nice new cars on the features page (nice wheels alex)



youve all probably read my reply about my mental mate what i want to know is can u do better?

spaka dave is one ov the loonyest loonys i have ever seen on the road (banned 3 times and hes only 22!)

ive got loads ov spaka dave storys to tell but do u know anybody else thats worthy ov the ultimate spaka crown?

[Anonymous]

i reckon i did quite well...

bought my car (see feature cars) as standard without a front bumper cos i was gonna ge the novadose kit

took all the light clusters and rear bumper and everything off to prep it

bought me alloys and thought, hmm ill wack these on and give it a little spin see wot it handles like.

So the car has no bumpers, light cluster, no tax, no mot or insurance and i had no licence at the time after a police chase in a cavalier...

went down the road heard this knocking, jammed on the brakes at about 30-40 and BANG im on the floor and the front passanger wheel is rolling down the road.

Theres me stuck on the ground with three wheels, no bumpers etc, and no licence.

Luckily a few mates turned up and lifted the car up while i managed to force 2 wheelnuts in the chewed up holes and got it home...

moral of the story is, do up your wheelnuts...

I think thats fairly spakish

[Anonymous]

i reckon i did quite well...

bought my car (see feature cars) as standard without a front bumper cos i was gonna ge the novadose kit

took all the light clusters and rear bumper and everything off to prep it

bought me alloys and thought, hmm ill wack these on and give it a little spin see wot it handles like.

So the car has no bumpers, light cluster, no tax, no mot or insurance and i had no licence at the time after a police chase in a cavalier...

went down the road heard this knocking, jammed on the brakes at about 30-40 and BANG im on the floor and the front passanger wheel is rolling down the road.

Theres me stuck on the ground with three wheels, no bumpers etc, and no licence.

Luckily a few mates turned up and lifted the car up while i managed to force 2 wheelnuts in the chewed up holes and got it home...

moral of the story is, do up your wheelnuts...

I think thats fairly spakish

[Anonymous]

mate i can top that
i done the same and blasted up to work in the new car im building for my girly
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no tax/insurannce/mot/brains and my front wheel flew off but get this

I WAS DOING 75 OVERTAKING A CAR ON THE MOTORWAY!!!!

oh yes i shit my kegs but i got away with it (after i spent 25mins looking for the wheel. :)

morale ov the story is "still dont forget to tighten your wheels up!"


i was only driving it because it had a full tank when the petrol crisis was happening, dont think that excuse would wash with the black bastards though. it foldded the lip up on my front arch (and half the wing!)

[Anonymous]

there nothin compared to this...

I took me car out one day jus for a spin (as u do) cos i was bored, it was a tuesday afternoon i had a day off college..well, i was approaching some traffic lights at which their were no cars at all, then i saw the lights about to turn amber, i thought "shit!" i didnt want to slow down cos i was going around 60 and would av com to a skiddin stop, so i thought "FUCK IT!", i floored, i didnt realise the bastard road had 2 very large steep bumps like in san'fransisco..u know those sort where ur car comes off the ground wen ur doin 20..well the car was doin around 80, i passed the lights as almost exactly as they had turned red and the next thing i remember were sparks and hitting mi head on the roof..then i got out of da car and guess what! IT WAS ON DA FUCKIN ROOF!! At this time i was around 10-15min away from home, not knowing what the fuck to do, i ran home, (changed mi undies) then called the police sayin the car had been stolen and then phoned mi dad!

Yo this date i dont know if anyone saw me!! so... hopefully everything will be cool.. i hope...

Obviously spakish, fuckin scary too!

[Anonymous]

I knew a lad who crashed his car pissed and they swam across the river to get away from the police. He also stole a double decker crashed in to a pub and eventually crasheed it under a railway bridge he said he thought he was Cliff Richards. He had a blue light for his white escort and would pull peaple over just to shit them up. He tried to get away from the police again (drugged up)one night by jumping in the river (in febuary) a couple of years ago and drowned. A serious space Kadet.

[Anonymous]

mines good :-)
from kev novaloads house with no bumpers no lights no bonnet rest of van masked up inc side windows no rad and 2 slicks 2 miles down the road to the garage that were painting it at 10pm at night!!!