DIY*VALVER84
08-03-06, 11:36 PM
Tiger,Lion and a Chicken all gather round for a animal meeting...Tiger says "i'm the king of the jungle when i growl people tremble with fear!" no no no says the Lion "i'm the real king when i roar people scream in terror!" BOLLOCKS says the Chicken"when i sneeze people run a ****in mile!"
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Asian walks into a chemist with a bad head, excuse me mate what have you got for a headache...chemist turns round says, paracetamol hands him a small box of tablets.that'll be 2.50 please mate. asian walks out chemist realises that the box actually contained ****nic screams runs out and shouts oi stop...thats ****nic ive just gave you. asian man turns round says whats the difference mate chemist says lets call it 1.25!!!
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whats long black and smelly?... the dss que!!!
Bit harsh But no harm intended.
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Asian walks into a chemist with a bad head, excuse me mate what have you got for a headache...chemist turns round says, paracetamol hands him a small box of tablets.that'll be 2.50 please mate. asian walks out chemist realises that the box actually contained ****nic screams runs out and shouts oi stop...thats ****nic ive just gave you. asian man turns round says whats the difference mate chemist says lets call it 1.25!!!
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whats long black and smelly?... the dss que!!!
Bit harsh But no harm intended.