Excuses For The Police

[SPipower]

Found this which made me chuckle!

http://ssl.pro-net.co.uk/home/jamie/ce.htm

[Lozzie C]

"One thing I?ve always wondered, does your head go all the way up your hat?"

I wonder....?

[draper]

or when they ask you why you were speeding simply explain your girlfriend ran off with a policeman and you were scared it was him trying to give her back !!

[TommySR]

No, I don’t know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 140 mph.

lol

[Tazzy]

I'm glad you've stopped me I was thinking about asking how to join the Force

LOL, ive used this before, theyd stopped me once, told me to get in the police car, as one pig was trying to get my details, i was talking to the other pig about joining the force, not that i would of course, my family and friends would disown me, plus, id probably commit suicide!