Women!

[ade]

Why is it when women drink wine they get all argumentative and challenge eveything you say and decide that the way you say it and the words you use mean SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT to what you actually said!

:mad::tard::mad:

feckin froot loops!

[Rach]

:wtf: well, thankfully, we're not all like that...



just most... lol

[treeted]

Yep thats women 4 ya specialy the welsh ones. then they try and use sex to win the argument! not fair! best way is dont trust anything that bleeds for 1 week and dosnt die.

[burgo]

does my head in aswell ade. me girlfriend went in a proper mood with me at the weekend because i answered ish which she took as yes before giving me a chance to explain the ish

[Jules]

All women are NUTS! I'm being serious, I think all women have something in their genetic structure that makes them mad - in some girls it might sit dormant for their whole life and never become apparent, for others it may start to show through a little - others a lot, but all women have it in them somewhere!
It's definatly the minority that are stable for the longest time.

And I honestly believe that!

Rach you're one of the sane(er) ones! :thumb:

[Tazzy]

theyre all the same, theyre all potty, you know when its time of the month cuz its ever day!

my girlfriend has an issue that i spend all my time and money on my cars and not her, she doesnt understand the reason why i do that...

-the car wont answer back

-the car wont get moody when i look at another car

-my car desnt mind that i have another car

-my car doesnt mind went i get inside another car

-i can make my car look how i want it to look

-if i get bored of my car, i can get rid of it and it wont mind

-when i get p!ssed off with the car, i can give it a kicking

-the only time my car leaks is when summit blows (ang on!)

just dont even try arguing back, just go to the pub!

[Philsutton]

you'll never work out how their minds work

[Dar]

Well not to seem all smug but my wife is 100% spot on!

For example:-

When all my mates come around to work on the cars in the garage she will make us coffie with a smile. If its in the morning we even get bacon sarnies :D
If, like some of the time we are up until after 12 at night she will say nite and leave it at that. When we where building the Orange Mk1 Escort this went on for a few months of about 4 nights a week. Shes brill :thumb:

However shes been blowing the house appliances up just latley :confused: So i've had to fork out for a new vacum cleaner, dishwasher and fridge all in one go.

All the girls I was with before my wife sound like the ones you lot are on about lol

[Jack]

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[Iain]

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lol

[sickrabbit]

advise from an old un :

Never go to bed on an argument.
Never try to understand the opposite sex.
Like a tightrope walker , when having oral sex with a pensioner , you should never look down.:tard:

NEXT !

[treeted]

Dar does your Mrs have any sisters? lol

To be fair mines not to bad just seems to have mood swings and puts me in a bad mood then she snaps out of it and blames me for being in a mood. The blond moments are the best, like last night whilst trying to take the doors off my nova and writing off 2 screwdrivers in the process and really wanting to kick something Soph suddenly decides its the right time to hold a conversation about the screen washer bottle and how much better a nova engine is set out compared to her fiesta engine.

Oh well life goes on.

[Dar]

Sickrabbit - You speak the truth :thumb:

[Lee]

im with Dar luckily, my girlfriend is actually screwed together properly, and actually loves track days and car shows, and even points car stuff out of interest on ebay which is belter! She also gets damp over jet cars, so i have to drag her up to santa pod a lot for events that theyre attending (bummer lol)

Downer is she refuses to get a provisional licence cos she's 'scared' of driving. Thats probly my fault anyway lol

[chris gsi]

dar is one lucky man and bottlethroddy stop driving her about

[Rach]

Rach you're one of the sane(er) ones! :thumb:

Thanks hun...

I must say that i kinda agree with your philosophy too Jules... sounds about right for most of the girls i know...

Me and my best mate don't really understand how and why other girls have to make their lives (and their fella's lives) more difficult... :wtf:

strange... :wall:

[sh0rty]

we are ace. end of. you lot sure as hell can't live without us !!!

it's nice too to see some of the men, actually sticking up for their ladeh's! wicked :D

[boredbloke]

Rach you're one of the sane(er) ones! :thumb:

she does own a punto though.....lol

My gf's a diamond really, pretty much same as Dar's lady, she's happy as long as I am.

It's all good!!

[Jules]

I saw a saying the other day which sums up things pretty well I think:
"You shouldn't stay with the girl you can live with, you should stay with the girl you can't live without"
And that makes perfect sense!

Just need to find that girl now (again) :(

Oh and if anyone is reading this - then click the link in Sh0rtys sig and sponsor her - even if it's just a fiver!
Tight gits!

[Tazzy]

actually lads, even though we will never understand them as they play games with our heads (like they say they want an HONEST answer, but when they ask "does my bum look big in this" how can you say YES?)

there is something that can help in a small way to understand them, programmes called sex in the city and loose woman and a film, what woman want!

dont laugh, it may save your life!

[sh0rty]

that quote is pretty awesome

thanks jules lol! creased myself when i seen that ! thats advertisement for you !

[Marc]

we are ace. end of. you lot sure as hell can't live without us !!!

it's nice too to see some of the men, actually sticking up for their ladeh's! wicked :D

i think the same is for you ladys cant live with out us aswell!

but in all fairness my missus is another one thats got her head screwed on the right away, i mean at the end of the day she does argue but in the end its normally forgoten about and she is cool about it, she speaks her mind about cars which is cool and if all comes to all and we argue its just life and i take it with a pinch of salt and get on with it like she does with me i reckon lol

Marc