Tesco Scam

[wisewood]

Just had an email from Alex...



TESCO Scam.......

BE WARNED!
I don't how many of you shop at Tesco, but this may be useful to know.

I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me,
as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

This happened to me at Tesco in Hemel and it could happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-year-old girls come over to your car as
you are packing your shopping in the boot. They both start wiping your
windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling
out of their skimpy t-shirts.

It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip,
they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Tesco.

You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having
s*x with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat
and performs or*l s*x on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again
on Saturday, and also yesterday.

[Dpnova]

lol There arent any tescos near hear

[Mark T]

Pmsl

[skud52]

lol thats quality

[Riggy]

pmsl lol

[Iain]

Haha that's great. Thought it was serious at first lol

[SPipower]

quality mate, well off to tesco now!! :cool: :D lol

[Adam]

Lmao

[Jack]

Re hash of an old joke but still funny lol

[Will]

homo erectus :P

very good

[Mike.]

lmao lol

[Jules]

Obviously a fake warning Wisewood - I mean come on, TWO good looking girls in Hemel! STFU!!

I'd leave you negative rep but I can't give you anymore yet! lol!

[gaskell63]

bull**** who said that they had it stolen wed thur fri do you have 3 wallets or some et u would be aware first time

[Tim]

rite, im off to tescos

[Ste L]

bull**** who said that they had it stolen wed thur fri do you have 3 wallets or some et u would be aware first time

its a joke :roll:

[Marc]

i think the joke went over his head lol

ive been to tesco a couple of times and havnt seen these girls yet but since i dont want to loose me good stuff gonna take a fake wallet with a tenner in it for there services :)

[Donova]

when you,ve just done a ?53million heist who cares how many wallets get nickedlol lol

[antty989898]

dam u guys now i know your joking ive been waiting at my tescos since tis post was first posted :(

[Kinky Monza]

LMAO oldie but goodie

[Andy M]

bull**** who said that they had it stolen wed thur fri do you have 3 wallets or some et u would be aware first time

lol

Does anyone seriously know this guy above ^^ ?
He's called James, he added me to MSN a while back and will NOT stop harassing me about Nova's and how his 1.2 merit is worth ?1500 :roll:

[Geth]

lol

Does anyone seriously know this guy above ^^ ?
He's called James, he added me to MSN a while back and will NOT stop harassing me about Nova's and how his 1.2 merit is worth ?1500 :roll:

He added me as well. I had a look at his profile and blocked him straight away lol

[JASON1986]

Quality!

[Mike]

ha ha theres two tesco's by me so ill see you all sometime next week very broke! lol

actually, ill leave my wallet at home and put a mouse trap in my pocket! lol