Elton John joke

[Nick]

I apologise in advance, but it made me laugh a little lol

Elton john Walked into a Tatoo parlour, wapped out his schlong and said to the tatooist..

"I've got a rolls royce, and i'd therefore like "rolls Royce" tatooed on my penis please"

After a moment of thought, the tatooist replied

"Are you sure you don't want "land Rover" tatooed instead, after all the shit it's got to wade through ?

:D

[boredbloke]

not sure whether i should laugh

or hurt a plant in revenge....

[Lozzie C]

That's not the kind of thought I need so soon after I have eaten! :o

[sickrabbit]

lol
amusing - in fact it could also have been the audi monicor - Vorsch sprung DIRT technique.



:o

[Mike.]

not sure whether i should laugh

or hurt a plant in revenge....

lol :lol:

[Alex]

crap
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