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scott.parker
24-12-05, 12:30 PM
I had this e-mailed to me and thought i would share it, and sure some of you will have seen it before someone always has but never mind.


Police Warning

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs,
to be and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use
a date rape drug on the market called "Beer" to target men.

The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost
anywhere. It comes in bottles, in cans, from taps, and in large "kegs."

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars, to
persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them.

Typically, a woman needs only persuade a guy to consume a few units of
Beer and then simply ask him home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are
rendered helpless against this approach. After several beers, men will often
succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific-looking women to whom
they would never normally be attracted.

After drinking Beer, men often awaken with only hazy memories of
exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague
feeling that "something bad" occurred.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life
savings, in a familiar scam known as "A Relationship." It has been reported that
in extreme cases, the female may even be shrewd enough to entrap the
unsuspecting male into a longer-term form of servitude and punishment
referred to as "Marriage."

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after Beer is
administered and sex is offered by the predatory females.

Please forward this warning to every male you know. (And women with a
sense of humour!) If you fall victim to this insidious Beer and the predatory
women administering it, there are male support groups with venues in
every town where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter in an
open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys.

For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the
yellow pages.

{stole from PVG}


Merry Christmas..

Scott

Marc
24-12-05, 01:58 PM
ive had this problem many time lols but i tend to buy it myself adn take me self home! lol

Riggy
24-12-05, 02:14 PM
pmsl :lol:

Dod
24-12-05, 04:06 PM
I reackon, all unattractive people should be shunned. Completely ignored so they'll either die off or get cosmetic sugery to mmake themselves better looking. That way, there'll be no more ugly people, thus, no more ugly sex and from there no new generation of ugly children. Its so simple its perfect.

Philsutton
24-12-05, 04:09 PM
survival of the fittest, in the natural world ugly people wouldnt be mated with an hence there wouldnt ugly people about. But no, everyone has to have equal rights.

Dod
24-12-05, 04:16 PM
I know, its fucking terrible. I mean, who wants a big Fat Ugly Bird to do anything but Die? Hitler was almost there as well......... :lol:

Philsutton
24-12-05, 04:29 PM
same goes for stupid people, the world would be better place without them. I.e. there would be no religion an hence 98% of the worlds problems wouldnt exist anymore.

Dod
24-12-05, 04:35 PM
Right, lets go and kill them all Phil. We'll take Jacks Celica....

Philsutton
24-12-05, 04:35 PM
its too girly for such a mission :lol:

Jack
24-12-05, 04:37 PM
Girly my arse. You just cant handle my spoiler and the fact celicas can fly lol

Dod
24-12-05, 04:38 PM
My Astra Estate Van Heap? We can Paint it Black with a red Stripe up the side. http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y92/Dods1/Pic503.jpg

Philsutton
24-12-05, 04:42 PM
man that ride is sick, does the open bonnet improve airflow an thus harness a maximum speed of 310mph

scott.parker
24-12-05, 04:45 PM
Dod can i ask,why buy loads of realy crap cars?

would it not be better to have one,or two good ones inted of loads of shit ones? :?

Scott

Lee
24-12-05, 04:46 PM
that is either the best sunstrip i have ever seen, or the guy who masked up the windows when it was sprayed was shit!

Philsutton
24-12-05, 04:46 PM
you can run over people with crap ones an not worry about it, and its fun

scott.parker
24-12-05, 04:47 PM
you can run over people with crap ones an not worry about it, and its fun

Ahh best use the monza then,its the right hight of the ground :lol:

Philsutton
24-12-05, 04:48 PM
thats the best bit you can change it so if you want to do a head slam or knee breaker lol

Dod
25-12-05, 01:50 PM
Right, Scott.
The reason i have gotten this Astra is that its only cost e100, has a 1400 MPI engine and all the Parts i need to repair my Green Astra and a few extras to stick on to my Red Astra. My Red Fiesa is my Runabout and My Black Fiesta along with my Fiesta Van are for Rallying around Back roads and Forests. My Cavalier is for next years Project and My Nova is my Toy.

Anything else?

Marc
30-12-05, 01:47 PM
wheer can i get a van like that? :D

Dod
30-12-05, 06:57 PM
My Gaff mate!!! :lol: