i'm a criminal

[Kinky Monza]

what did you lot get up to today :?:
i ended up having a fight with a bloke in a supermarket pmsl was so funny,i'm just waiting for the filth to come and arrest me :lol:

[Riggy]

not alot

i spent 4hrs repairing a full gsi loom which im going to fit tomorrow - if it doesnt rain :evil:

[Jack]

Opticians, my eyes are still square... the left is a little more square than before but i can't afford new lenses right now so I'll put up with looking like Marty Feldman

http://members.aon.at/frankenstein/images/feldman.jpg

Aside from that went shopping, dropped my sister out to sherborne and picking her up later.

[novalovingned]

how freaky is that pic!"
worked on flushin my bird corsa (all day) :)

[Dar]

I went drinking :D I fell asleep when I got back and have just woken up. I wouldn't be on here but the wife is watching shite on T.V. :cry:

[sickrabbit]

Tracie - why did you resort to violence?

[ade]

probably fighting over the last bottle of buckfast!

:lol:

either that or a turkey/sprout fight!

I saw 2 old bidding in M&S having a hairnet tizz over a oven ready turkey the other day - I swear you NEVER wanna get in the way of a couple of croonies have a fight! Some shelf stacker tried to split em up and they turned on him!

:o :lol:

Was well funny.

And as for me - I finished work at 2.30pm and went for a meal with some mates from work, then went home. Am working Saturday unfortunately!

:x

[Kinky Monza]

because my ex called my brother a rapist !!!!!!!!
so i flipped and knocked the shit outta him
he deserved it

[hendrix]

nice :o

[Kinky Monza]

well it made me feel loads better,just waiting for the pigs to come and arrest me now :lol:

[Jack]

GOOD ONE LUV

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a266/razorjack/Misc/robthumbs.jpg

[Kinky Monza]

i was loling all the way home :lol:

[FlatBeatBoy]

http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/2803/23322235sr.jpg

SORRY MISS BUT JACK IS NOT AMUSED, YOUR NOT COOL YOUR A IDIOT

AND REJECTED

[Kinky Monza]

lol like i give a shit

[Jack]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a266/razorjack/Misc/face2.gif

[FlatBeatBoy]

lol like i give a s**t

pure cool like this is what i think


http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/8113/kitchen9qj.jpg

[FlatBeatBoy]

hey tracie, your wikkid


http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/4061/roflmao8py.jpg

[Kinky Monza]

ah,no need to post pics of your mrs :lol:

[FlatBeatBoy]

i dont have a mrs

but thank you for trying *thumbs up*

[Kinky Monza]

that doesn't surprise me :lol:

[Philsutton]

remind me never to have anything to do with you, lol

[Jack]

http://www.evbvd.com/playnice/images/playniceicon.jpg

[FlatBeatBoy]

that doesn't surprise me :lol:


:? Hmmmm, Your probally sitting there smiling to yourself like that was some smart ass reply to increase your ego to the max on this site...

Before i flame you have a tissue - >

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/3816/2002ey.jpg


Before even having a smart ass remark maybe if you knew why i didnt or why i dont want a mrs it would be more suitable

Obviously your a tart who got left after the bloke made you preggie with that kid, Then the bloke did a runner. Thanks but try harder.... Minger

[Kinky Monza]

actually i left him,i suffered domestic violence for three years


don't bother me if you wanna stay in the "closet" :lol:

[Philsutton]

don't bother me if you wanna stay in the "closet"

you may deem men that dont have girlfriends as gay but i see it as being as being intelligent lol

[FlatBeatBoy]

actually i left him,i suffered domestic violence for three years


don't bother me if you wanna stay in the "closet" :lol:


You act like i care

http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/7677/really3434349kj.jpg

[Kinky Monza]

don't bother me if you wanna stay in the "closet"

you may deem men that dont have girlfriends as gay but i see it as being as being intelligent lol


wow lighten up i'm only pulling his leg :lol:

[Philsutton]

i know but cant i have some fun as well

[Jack]

don't bother me if you wanna stay in the "closet"

you may deem men that dont have girlfriends as gay but i see it as being as being intelligent lol
"Cost-efficient" :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

too true that jack, he was more of a bitch than i ever was :roll:

[Dod]

Jesus Rob, take a pill mate.

As for domestic Violence, i'd love to come on it actually happening cuz i'd murder whatever fucking hard Man that thought hitting a woman or a child made him feel good about himself.

[Jack]

The bloke that my ex went off with suffered domestic violence from his wife...

[Dod]

The Big Bitch!!! Lets hope it doesn't stop now!!

[scott.parker]

hello its christmas everyone,what happend to good will to all men (ah dam it said men,carryon) :lol:

No realy though,tracie i think your silly fro hitting him,just means your as bad as the aggressor (though you had to be carefull with things in public if your licenced kickboxer) :roll:

Rob your just out of order to say the things you have,it realy dont matter,let it go...

Dod,you love to stir things,why not try to just all get on,im sick of shit like this between some members of late,Andyracer gets slated(or did i think he's stoped using the site)but least the guy ownes and dose good things to his car,even if he carnt drive yet,his ideas are right,howmany 16-17yr olds are into saving for cars insted of getting high on coke!!
Ok he dont help him self sometimes with silly comment...

All im saying is get a grip ppl,its ment to be a nice time of year,chill and have fun,and all of us need to think before we type (even me sometimes,as i do my most horrid postin when pished) :lol:

Rant over.

Happy christmas all :P

Scott

[Jack]

No realy though,tracie i think your silly fro hitting him,just means your as bad as the aggressor (though you had to be carefull with things in public if your licenced kickboxer) :roll:
As they say, it takes a stronger person to walk away from a fight than it does to start one...

Comment about dod was a little harsh tho

[Dod]

Scott, shut up!!!!


Only messing. Good will to all men etc. Happy christmas Mother Fo's. :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

Dod,thanks hun but i can fight my own battles
scott,i'm not licensed only do it for self defence,you've to warn youre opponent three times before you hit them,then you don't lose your licence




every body else STFU if you aint man enough to have a go when i'm online you aint worth pissing on



merry christmas

[scott.parker]

When you say warn them three times?

Would this pass,i dont wish to fight,i dont wish to fight,i dont wish to fight? :lol:

Sorry if you got the wrong idea of my post,i just dont get why everyone's off on one at easchother..

I used to kickbox(but ade my mate who was teaching ti has moved out the country,its hard to find a place the dose free style,no bull stading still punchig air for hrs on end) must find something to do soon,as i need to get fit.

Scott

[Kinky Monza]

When you say warn them three times?

Would this pass,i dont wish to fight,i dont wish to fight,i dont wish to fight? :lol:

Sorry if you got the wrong idea of my post,i just dont get why everyone's off on one at easchother..

I used to kickbox(but ade my mate who was teaching ti has moved out the country,its hard to find a place the dose free style,no bull stading still punchig air for hrs on end) must find something to do soon,as i need to get fit.

Scott


you have to say= i'm a kick boxer three times
all i'm doing is having a laugh,if you don't like my sense of humour don't reply :lol:
why don't you have private lessons ? i do,but the class i goto is great
the instructor is pro and really good

[FlatBeatBoy]

lol right eh

Ive cooled down, Anyways merry xmas and have a happy new year

i love you tracie <3

[Kinky Monza]

lol right eh

Ive cooled down, Anyways merry xmas and have a happy new year

i love you tracie <3


i love you too :lol:

[Nick]

,Andyracer gets slated(or did i think he's stoped using the site)
Scott

yes he was an idiot.

And that's just made my new year wohooo ! one less retrard on the site

[ANDYRACER]

,Andyracer gets slated(or did i think he's stoped using the site)
Scott

yes he was an idiot.

And that's just made my new year wohooo ! one less retrard on the site

And ur the thick (unt that carried on to drive his car when it was clearly broke :roll:
Have a Merry xmas u complete up ur own ass kn0b :wink:

[Dod]

Ah an awkwardness and several people that cant stand each other in the one place. Its definately Christmas!!

[Stuart]

chill people

To be fair MOST of you stir 5hit up with eachother and its bastid annoying.

FFS if there is a comment made that you dont like, simply ignore it... if its a personal attack then inform admin and we will remove it and slap the poster...

[Kinky Monza]

where you gonna slap em stu :lol:

[Dod]

You tell them Stu! Lock the topic and teach them all a lesson!!!

Stir it up? Me? :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

stuart i do not stir sh!t up, if peeps don't like me then GO PLAY ON THE MOTORWAY :lol:
love you all really except andy,he smells :wink:

[Mike.]

,Andyracer gets slated(or did i think he's stoped using the site)
Scott

yes he was an idiot.

And that's just made my new year wohooo ! one less retrard on the site

I'm just being mr curious now, what did Andy do?

[Kinky Monza]

he only spoke his mind,but offended peeps in doing so

[Mike.]

ahh the usual then :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

well he still uses the site and JOV
but i've done the same i'm sure :lol: tis easier being female lol

[Mike.]

He's on MIG alot more than here.

LOL you bloody women do seem to speak your mind better than us blokes :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

*in typical woman form* what the fuck you trying to say :lol:
seriously though theres no point beating around the bush (not being dirty,honest) it saves the hassle of explanation :lol:

[Mike.]

lmao :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

hmmmm me too i'm slightly pished again,well tis christamas 8)

[Mike.]

hmmmm me too i'm slightly pished again,well tis christamas 8)

tis indeed.

[Kinky Monza]

yipeeeeeeeeeee lets party :lol:
vodka anyone :?:
oops none left, bacardi then

[Jack]

And I get rattled for being a post whore :!:

[Kinky Monza]

jack you've just got PMT :lol: oil of evening primrose helps :wink:

[Stuart]

And I get rattled for being a post whore :!:

ffs its getting REALLY annoying with some of you pussy fotting about mentioning things that happened for X reasons etc.... just f00king drop it and get on with post whoring.....


Just thought you might "like" to have posts near topic/without un-nessecary replies etc, but hey i guess we got it totally wrong in the past month or so compared to the past 5 years..... :roll: Sod it i give up.

[Dod]

Sod it i give up.


Promise? :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

so what about wisewood a few years ago ?????????
king post slag comes to mind :lol:











p.s sorry andy :wink:

[sickrabbit]

Can anyone smell gas ....?



Must be bullsh*t then .


Time for some inspiration and tolerant threads people .

Ahmen.

[5_door owner]

oi tracie, get ure tits out for peace

:popcorn:

[Kinky Monza]

yeah sure i'll just go find some :roll:

[5_door owner]

yeah sure i'll just go find some

:wink: thats the spirit

[Kinky Monza]

sorry can't find em :lol:
but hey i know somebody who's got pics :wink:

[Primie.uk]

oi tracie, get ure tits out for peace

:popcorn:

Hahaha!

[5_door owner]

but hey i know somebody who's got pics :wink:

yea me too............
















not me :(


:wink:

[Kinky Monza]

you aint getting any either :lol:

[5_door owner]

:lol!: not even for peace? :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

go buy a porn mag if you wanna see tits :lol:
then send it me when you're done lol

[scott.parker]

I got these when googling your name... :o

http://chainsawbackpacking.com/pictures/college/max%20tracie2.html

http://chainsawbackpacking.com/pictures/college/max%20tracie3.html

http://chainsawbackpacking.com/pictures/college/turkey.html

http://chainsawbackpacking.com/pictures/college/di%20turkey2.html

Holly mother of god!! if this is you on this site im up to notts in a few hrs :lol: :wink:

http://www.outlawtrucker.com/tracie.htm

Enjoy all...

Scott

[Kinky Monza]

how can it be me ?????????????????
i've black hair derr :roll:

[Matt2107]

Temporary dye?

[Kinky Monza]

nope, permanent :lol:

[Matt2107]

As long as your not ginger... then everythings ok.

[Kinky Monza]

As long as your not ginger... then everythings ok.


the ginger bird in my avatar is my ex :lol:

[Philsutton]

you like them ginger?

[Kinky Monza]

no she was blonde when i met her 8)

[Philsutton]

did she have a accident with the dye?

[Kinky Monza]

you could say that :lol:

[Philsutton]

could have been worse

[Alex]

Has anyone noticed that over the years global warming has increased, yet mullets have decreased?

http://www.radiorewind.co.uk/images/pat_sharpe.jpg


I say help the plannet, grow a mulltet. You cannot argue with science!

[sickrabbit]

Well you know the old fable : Ginger , ginger - dirty minger.

A mate of mine swears blind red heads are a race of their own .He said of all the red heads he knows , not one of em sane - reckons all gingers are a bit quirky. Speshly the blokes.
He then apologised as he remembered my mams a red nut. :|

[Give it some rev]

lmfao this post is brill.

il get my man boobs out 4 a fiver :lol:
all donations go to my little blue Nova, so its for a good cause really lol

chris

[Kinky Monza]

i'd get mine out for ?50 for my atra fund :lol:

[Give it some rev]

yeah but Novas are betta than Astras so...........screw the astra fund and chip in on the nova 1 lol :D

chris

[Kinky Monza]

but who wants to see man tits ??????????? :lol:

[Give it some rev]

boll*x, good point
well thats me screwed lol

chris

[Kinky Monza]

hahahaha i win :lol:

[Give it some rev]

oh no u havent, not just yet

1 word 4 u, ASTRA, see your screwed now lmao now even ya t1ts can get you out of this 1 :twisted: lol

chris

[Kinky Monza]

AND your point is ?????????????????????


i have real tits not man tits :lol:

[Give it some rev]

well cum on, a astra is no match 4 a nova. their is only 1 good astra and thats a valver lol

you've still got me on that 1. i cud show u something else 4 a fiver but i dont think the men wud be impressed

[Kinky Monza]

my astra may have a conversion yet,
but as for the other pic pm it me, i'll tell ya if its worth a fiver :lol:

[Dod]

Sorry to interupt, butTracie is Mine. Stop Talking to her now!!!

[FlatBeatBoy]

:?

[Kinky Monza]

Sorry to interupt, butTracie is Mine. Stop Talking to her now!!!


you told me you liked it when other people got involved :cry:

[Dod]

Yeah, but only Women like the last time.....

[FlatBeatBoy]

:D

[Dod]

Rob, Go away and Buy a Corsa!! :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

o.k o.k keep ya thong on, there isn't many women on here so any third/fourth person'd do for me

[Dod]

Pah!!!

[Kinky Monza]

well you find another fucking woman then ya bastard instead of letting me do all the work as normal

[Give it some rev]

lmfao bring it on :twisted: :twisted:

chris

[Kinky Monza]

oooh now the green eyed monster'll come out :lol:

[Give it some rev]

mmmmmmmmm, and the green eyed monster is???

chris

[Kinky Monza]

jealousy

[Give it some rev]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

chris

[Kinky Monza]

you don't know what he's got in his pocket :lol:

[Give it some rev]

cum on then, enlighten me

chris

[Kinky Monza]

don't think he'd like that hey Dod :!: :wink:

[Give it some rev]

whats wrong??? scared 2 tell me??

chris

[Kinky Monza]

no i just have alot of respect for Dod

[Give it some rev]

ok then, i understand

chris

[Jack]

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a266/razorjack/Misc/post.jpg

[boredbloke]

http://zanyspydude.netfirms.com/Images/insult/baddudehijack.jpg

[boredbloke]

http://zanyspydude.netfirms.com/Images/insult/homeless%20stfu.jpg

[Philsutton]

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y258/XARJUNIOR/FUNNY%20PHOTOS/shut_up.gif

[Dod]

well you find another f**k woman then ya ba***d instead of letting me do all the work as normal


Darling, i usually blow my load ofter 5 seconds. The only reason i wait til 10 seconds is so you get that much pleasure out of it. So i DO work as well.

[Kinky Monza]

well you find another f**k woman then ya ba***d instead of letting me do all the work as normal


Darling, i usually blow my load ofter 5 seconds. The only reason i wait til 10 seconds is so you get that much pleasure out of it. So i DO work as well.



what and a womans meant to be satisfied at two pumps and a squirt :roll:

[Dod]

No, but i am, so thats me happy at least!!!

[Kinky Monza]

No, but i am, so thats me happy at least!!!


thats cuz you can't handle me :lol:

[Philsutton]

i think ive been scared for life now lol

[Dod]

Maybe, but i get me load shot anyway.



Just wait for Stu or Wisewood to lock this thread and Ban us again!!! :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

known fact you would never handle me :lol:
thats why we need a third/fourth person to join us 8)

[scott.parker]

http://x12.putfile.com/11/33016282951.gif (http://www.putfile.com)

[Dod]

Lovely Red X in a white Box that is.

[Kinky Monza]

http://x12.putfile.com/11/33016282951.gif (http://www.putfile.com)


whats up scott, wanna join us :?: