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Lee
18-12-05, 11:49 PM
After numerous rounds of "We don't know if Osama is still alive",
Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own
handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.

Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of
coded message:

370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides
had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the
NSA.

With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain?s MI-6
for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply:

"Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

sickrabbit
19-12-05, 11:02 AM
pmsl !

Ste L
19-12-05, 12:36 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol:

wisewood
19-12-05, 12:52 PM
:roll: didnt even need to read it all :lol:

hendrix
19-12-05, 02:54 PM
hehe good one that :lol:
did anyone used to put numbers into the calculator and hold it upside down when they were younger
eg 0.8537 and 55378008
:lol:

wisewood
19-12-05, 03:13 PM
I do the old 5318008 at college acoompanied by a nod to point "things" out to my mate who sits next to me lol.

scott.parker
19-12-05, 10:51 PM
hehe good one that :lol:
did anyone used to put numbers into the calculator and hold it upside down when they were younger
eg 0.8537 and 55378008
:lol:

Same as the two andys,i didnt have to read it all,it the old calculator trick :wink:

Kinky Monza
19-12-05, 10:57 PM
funny but old

rudeboy69r
19-12-05, 11:21 PM
funny lol :lol:

Marc
20-12-05, 11:48 AM
just shows how we fucking rule and yanks suck! lol

calculater words where always the best lol

Philsutton
20-12-05, 08:17 PM
how come no one has shot him yet, the fucktard. He really winds me with his seriously low IQ
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/fybush/bushfin2.jpg

Riggy
20-12-05, 10:45 PM
pmsl :lol: as said old but funny :lol:

Alex
21-12-05, 08:04 PM
how come no one has shot him yet, the f**k. He really winds me with his seriously low IQ

I agree but at least he doesn't base his decisions solely on something written in a book (religion). Bush's decisions are only 80% based on a lie (again, religion). People in politics should not be religious, but should have the main morals of it (if they are reasonable).

wisewood
22-12-05, 08:51 AM
ooooh politics. Finally something grown up in muppet corner.

Will
22-12-05, 10:56 AM
labours taxation is a joke

come on you blues

wisewood
22-12-05, 11:29 AM
i dont want David Cameron to be Prime Minister, he looks a bit... wierd. Slightly sweaty

Alex
22-12-05, 12:51 PM
your just still upset because they closed down your homes/the mines in the 80s.

wisewood
22-12-05, 01:33 PM
not at all, if they were still open i'd have probably gone there straight from school lmao. What a life that'd have given me!

Jack
22-12-05, 03:13 PM
i dont want David Cameron to be Prime Minister, he looks a bit... wierd.
And Tony Blair doesn't? :lol:

Although I believe it was Claire Short who said she didn't like the ex-Tory Leader, Michael Howard, because "There's something of the night about him" :lol:

wisewood
22-12-05, 03:38 PM
Michael Howard was ACE, he was from transylvania and everything!!

sickrabbit
22-12-05, 03:56 PM
I reckon Borat would make a fine PM - he doesnt mince his words does he ? :o

Lee
22-12-05, 04:01 PM
Sreaming Lord Such would get my vote if he was still around

Philsutton
22-12-05, 04:02 PM
I reckon Borat would make a fine PM - he doesnt mince his words does he ?
he'd get my vote lol

Jack
22-12-05, 06:00 PM
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/O/9/arnold_vote4me.jpg

Alex
23-12-05, 11:25 AM
VOTE


http://www.jimmyakin.org/images/captxdg13807011948iraq_saddam_xdg138.jpg

wisewood
23-12-05, 11:27 AM
http://www.code7r.org/Bintoons/images/turbanator.jpg