drinking isnt funny

[FlatBeatBoy]

Right lads, I come home from a night out but before i made it home this is what ive lost and remember lol


Ive lost, 1 shoe 1 sock a pair of boxers.

I woke up in some girls house ive never met before in my life with sick all over my top obviously mine due to it being all over her floor on my side :lol:


And i feel rough as a dogs arse totally. Think ill never drink again

[snapper]

Haha. With stories like that, why would you stop drinking?!

[Marc]

if she was fit and in bed with her why stop drinking? if she was a ugly fucker and you was in bed with her then stop drinking until xmas eve or new years lol

[FlatBeatBoy]

meh just ive never been sick while drinking that was just rough waking up caked in puke lol

[sickrabbit]

My dear chap - you,ll KNOW when its really bad - you ,ll awake with full under crackers !

[Jack]

I don't know what happened to saturday night, its a complete blur

[Dod]

Yeah, thats what Irelands all about, getting wasted to the point you cant remember a fucking thing!!!

[Stuart]

sounds... erm... "great".. lol

maybe im old before my time but i like to go out and get a bit mullered but not to the point at which i black out... did that enough at uni.

also ive never managed to lose anything (bar some dignity when going off with a heffer for the team lmao)

in short a few/lot of bevvies ar good but if you cant remember stuff then its time to back off in future ;) boring but sound advise. Also Ibuprofen before going to sleep, then some when you wake up the first time, then some more when you intend to get up... plus greasey breakfast = non existent hang over. Its tried and tested.

[Kinky Monza]

my ex used to get that pissed he shit himself !!!!!
thats why i left him

[Jack]

in short a few/lot of bevvies ar good but if you cant remember stuff then its time to back off in future ;) boring but sound advise.
+1... Don't fancy ending up like George Best. I've only gotten blindingly drunk on a couple of occasions and learnt from it... anyway, can't afford it now :lol:

[Dod]

Yeah, come over here and you'll see what a black out is!!

[Kinky Monza]

been there done that was funny

[Dod]

Yeah, but we're hardcore!!! Poor Polish Peter!!

[Kinky Monza]

i'd drink you under the table

[Dod]

You wouldn't. I'm Irish and can drink anyone under any Tables!!

[sickrabbit]

Messy stuff alcohol . My advise for a cure is cold baked beans in a mug , covered in black pepper and swimming in vinegar - stir it - down it.
Hurts but works.
I fear there,ll be loads more poorly people on this site in about a weeks time .
We have an epidemic on our hands .
Good luck.