letter to santa

[Philsutton]

http://funnyjunk.com/p/santa_sucks-jpg.html

[Riggy]

PMSL :lol: nice one phill

[novamadcars]

ha ha i like it phil :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

thats class :lol:

[Dod]

Er, thats the one i wrote last year..... :evil:

[Kinky Monza]

Er, thats the one i wrote last year..... :evil:


yeah you being called Johnny O'Driscoll :lol:

[Dod]

Yeah, Johnny David O'Driscoll. And what of it? I'd a 3year driving ban, i needed that Bike to take me cruising.

[Kinky Monza]

8) sure

[Col_Mk1]

Yeah, Johnny David O'Driscoll. And what of it? I'd a 3year driving ban, i needed that Bike to take me cruising. :lol:

[Will]

filtered at work for being tasteless

i presume its good then

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Philsutton]

has the odd swearing in it lol

[Kinky Monza]

Yeah, Johnny David O'Driscoll. And what of it? I'd a 3year driving ban, i needed that Bike to take me cruising.


so you didn't only have a provisional last year then 8)

[Dod]

No, actually only started driving a while ago, as in 6,7 mths ago.

[Kinky Monza]

No, actually only started driving a while ago, as in 6,7 mths ago.

so how'd you have a three year ban 8)
unless you were driving with no lisense and thats just naughty :lol:

[Will]

has the odd swearing in it lol

home now

very good!

i like this one also ;)

http://funnyjunk.com/p/jerk-jpg.html

[Jack]

http://funnyjunk.com/p/jerk-jpg.html

lol that picture filename reminds me of this event

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/06/20/cruise_wideweb__430x353.jpg


JERK!!

[Dod]

Right, had a Provisional Licence and got a three year ban, you can drive with them over here. Lost my licence and got endorsements. They're just finished now, hence me only driving recently.

[Kinky Monza]

Right, had a Provisional Licence and got a three year ban, you can drive with them over here. Lost my licence and got endorsements. They're just finished now, hence me only driving recently.


lol@ mr grumpy

[Dod]

What, you're in the same boat....

[Kinky Monza]

oh yeah says who ???????????????????????
8)

[Jack]

Right, had a Provisional Licence and got a three year ban, you can drive with them over here. Lost my licence and got endorsements. They're just finished now, hence me only driving recently.
lol the way you've worded that makes it sound like you can drive with a ban, and you lost your license then got endorsement points after losing it :lol:

[Dod]

Yeah, Irelands weird like that!!! LOL


And Tracie, you said it.

[Kinky Monza]

said what exactly i'm confused now :?

[Dod]

You are also grumpy, and you are grumpy for the same reason that i am.

[hendrix]

which is?

[Jack]

Tickets to Ireland too expensive?

[Kinky Monza]

not tickets :roll:
i'm grumpy cuz my ex is such a w*nker

[Jack]

Ex's usually are

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a266/razorjack/Misc/dav.jpg

^ TEH EX IS NOT AMUSED lmfao

[FlatBeatBoy]

is she cross eyed? a bit like my lazy eye :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

nah i'm grumpy cuz Dod thinks jacks better in bed :roll:





PMSL!!!!!!

[FlatBeatBoy]

nah i'm grumpy cuz Dod thinks jacks better in bed :roll:





PMSL!!!!!!


Kiss anymore arse around here u will have a brown nose....

[hendrix]

WTF

[Kinky Monza]

nope not one of my fetishes :roll:

[Jack]

nah i'm grumpy cuz Dod thinks jacks better in bed :roll:
Thats because I am.

Razorjack > You

[Kinky Monza]

:lol:

[Dod]

Right, the only way i can solve this is to sleep with you bith at the same time. You can tell a lot about a person when you sleep with them, if they're dribblers, snorers or bed wetters. (Which is kinda a bad point Jack)

[hendrix]

for goodness sake lmao

[Philsutton]

so what happens if your crap in bed then

[Dod]

Well you've to clean the crap up.

Well, whoevers worst in bed stays and i have an affair with whoever is best. Best of both worlds!! PS, Phil, i love Monzas.............. :D

[Kinky Monza]

8)

[Dod]

Sit, just thought on something, Jacks a man!! Ugh, thats him out of the running. Tracie, I'm all yours!!! :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

:sleeping: sorry what 8)

[Dod]

I said, can i get your friends number? :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

which one :?:

[Dod]

Any as long as she's fit and easy!!! Oh and Bi with an optional extra Girl please....

[Kinky Monza]

see what i can do :lol:

does she have to travel or will you :?:

[Dod]

Depends on a few things, Easiness, looks, optional Extra Bi Girls looks and Easiness, and if they're any good in bed.

[Kinky Monza]

sorry i haven't shagged all my friends

[Will]

Depends on a few things, Easiness, looks, optional Extra Bi Girls looks and Easiness, and if they're any good in bed.


and in your case how many STI's you want :lol:

[Dod]

Well, which ones fall into the afore mentioned catagorys? I'm not fussy TBH, but anything less than that doesn't meet my standards.

[Kinky Monza]

i'll have to check and see if the one i've in mind has been tested for sti's recently :roll:

[Dod]

No Oral for her then so!!! Ah, nothing some Paint remover and Meths wont sort out sure.

[Kinky Monza]

:o :o :o

alarm bells are ringing now

[Dod]

bells are ringing now


Oh, you're just so romantic.

[Kinky Monza]

alarm bells not wedding bells :roll:

[Dod]

Who said anything about a wedding, Are you Proposing to me??

[Kinky Monza]

only if you want me to :wink:

[Dod]

Lemme sleep on you, er i mean it first. :wink:

[Kinky Monza]

PMSL mushy

[Jack]

You may awaken Teh Hippo again...

[Kinky Monza]

jack you're just grumpy cuz Dod won't sllep with you :lol:

[Dod]

Well in fairness Jack, Tracie does have the essential Lady bits, and, er you dont. Sorry!!1

[Kinky Monza]

get back to work :lol:

[Will]

bloody post slags the lot of you! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

why thanks will :lol: