bad habits

[Kinky Monza]

how many bad habits have you lot got and what are they :?:

[Dod]

Drink, swear, drive to fast, have very little respect for athority, dont clean out the sink after shaving.

[Kinky Monza]

typical bloke then :roll:
do you leave the toilet seat up too :?:

[Dod]

No, i use the sink, helps clean the shaven stubble away.


Anyway, we need the seat up, do you hear us complain when you leave it down? 8)

[Kinky Monza]

you'd never get away with that in my house :x thats disgusting

[Dod]

PMSL, there should be a mens room and a seperate womans room in every house IMO.

[Kinky Monza]

lazyness

[scott.parker]

WTF you pair you already have your owne post slaging post,no need for another one :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

but whats your vices we all have them

my only vice is smoking

[Jack]

Yawning at your post slagging?

[burgo]

err bite my nails, pick me nose lol, i probably drive to fast, spend to much time on here and spend money i dont have

[sickrabbit]

Aint nothing wrong with picken your nose ...my parrot Cheeky tries to do mine - feels well strange when shes sitting on my chest watchin telly with me , turns and stuffs her tongue up the old hooter !

[Dpnova]

Yawning at your post slagging?

:lol: :lol: Thats Class

[Philsutton]

smoking and offending other people

[Martin]

LMAO @ the parrot

[Dod]

smoking and offending other people

I also offend people but usually only stupid ones and people that deserve it.

[Kinky Monza]

my other bad habit is annoying the sh!t out of my ma with my music :lol:

[Dod]

And Txt messages

[Kinky Monza]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

trying to give her something to moan about lol

[dunova]

I don't really have anything to add to this post, mainly because it's poo, so i typed in 'bad habit' in u-googley and it came up with this photo on the second page, which i thought was quite cool. Enjoy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/Bad-Habit.jpg

[Dod]

That'll be like Porn to Phil. :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

nice pic mate even if you think this thread is poo :lol:

[novamadcars]

normally mine is never fnish off what ive started (my old cars a good example) :D

[Kinky Monza]

don't take this the wrong way but imo thats most men 8)

[Dod]

If its too hard, dont try becuse trying is the first step to Failure, now lets all have some pie...

He has wisdom beyond his years.

[novamadcars]

ermmmmmmmmm i hope you not trying 2 apply what i think you are tracie

[Kinky Monza]

lmfao typical

[novamadcars]

:D :wink:

[Dod]

Mmmmmmmm, Pie!!!!

[sdn2004]

LoL @ Parrot!
Women and Toilet seats dont get me started, nothing wrong in not respecting athority thats why we hate the police eveytime they pull us over!

[Kinky Monza]

:lol: i hate the federal ar*echeeks

[sdn2004]

the old bill pulled me over in my corsa, not my nova, the other day the corsa is a 04 plate and the pig asked me for my documents and he aked me for a MOT certificate! I just laughed.

[Philsutton]

dont get the toilet seat thing, would they prefer us to leave it down an piss all over it lol

[Kinky Monza]

dont get the toilet seat thing, would they prefer us to leave it down an p**s all over it lol


ever heard of cleaning it after :roll:

[Dpnova]

I dump on the seat and leave it, its called equality

[Kinky Monza]

:o

[Dpnova]

:D

[Kinky Monza]

you're sick
thats gross :oops:

[Dod]

Yeah, Tracie, think about this, How did women manage before there was toilet seats?

[sickrabbit]

Yeah, Tracie, think about this, How did women manage before there was toilet seats?

They just blamed the snails . :o

[Col_Mk1]

Yeah, Tracie, think about this, How did women manage before there was toilet seats?

They just blamed the snails . :o :lol:

lmao @ parrot :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

Yeah, Tracie, think about this, How did women manage before there was toilet seats?


depends on how many years you go back :roll:


what is this pick on the female she's out numbered :?:

[Martin]

the old bill pulled me over in my corsa, not my nova, the other day the corsa is a 04 plate and the pig asked me for my documents and he aked me for a MOT certificate! I just laughed.

Wat did he say then...

I was walkin to the shop the other nite and it was rainin so i had my hood up and hands in my pocket this was at like 11pm.. i got half way to the shop and a police car came past stopped, and reversd bak and crawld all the way 2 the shop next to me and wen i got out of the shop there was 2 coppers stud out side and they was like "what u doing out at this time son" i was like " i've just bin to the shop is that ok?" then they was like "so it wasent u who just smashed that car window down the road and stole the cd player" i sed "wat the fuck u got the rong person m8" then walkd of and then they followd me all the way home... then when i got in about 5mins later they knock at the door and satrted askin me qeustion.. not knownin my mum n dad was in then the police man started 2 get louder and my dad came out the room and sed "wats ya problem pal" n the copper sed "we have just seen your son steal a cd player out of a car" and ma dad sed wat time was this the copper sed about 20mins ago.. but it only takes 10 to get 2 the shop.. so my dad was like.. his bin in all nite so u got the rong ladd, and then he kindly ask the pig 2 get of his property lol......

[Martin]

**** the copper was well gutted**** Lmao.... am i always gonna b getin pulled over for drivin a nova?

[Philsutton]

^^ yes i was told that by the police, if you drive a nova i iz gonna bust ya, as he said. Since ive had a 3lt monza with hydrolics on i havent even been pulled once.

[Matt2107]

I've noticed a distinct lack of paper clips in my office. Only just realised I've been bending them all out of shape and breaking them into little bits.

Must be a sign

[Martin]

I've noticed a distinct lack of paper clips in my office. Only just realised I've been bending them all out of shape and breaking them into little bits.

Must be a sign



A sign for wat may i ask?

[sickrabbit]

You should have asked him firstly for his number , and then his direct superior officer. As a lad I was stopped with mates on the way home from town - we,d only gone in for maggots for fishin ! We had all our details taken and told to stand still , till another copper turned up with a store detective . Thered been bits nicked - it wasnt us as the detective verified so plod quite sternly told us to move on . I asked what would happen to the names he,d taken - he replied they were to go on record , but as we,d done no wrong , not to worry , he then laughed . At this I asked him to remove then from his note book . He told me to fook off or he,d nick me for swearing at him ! I,d done no such thing . As a kid of 12 I nearly shat myself , but remembering what my older cousin once said , calmly replied " ok c*ntstubble." He went purple.
Mad thing was the git was waiting for us when we arrived home 15 mins later.
He told my mum of my rudeness and was more than ready to have put me in his car and brought me straight home to her for a telling off. She told him I was to get in NO strangers car under her strictist order - and she didnt blame me as she,d heard even SOME coppers could be bent ...........GOOD OLD MUM :D

[Martin]

lol :D ... i'l probley end up meetin this copper agen becuse my m8s have had a bit of truble with im.... Pc O'neil... i'l remember his name lol iof i remmber rightly he was 1 of the coppers hu was ther went i got my 3 points on my moped for race a metro lmao i only got caught becus my bike was bright green and ther was no other like it,, and u could'nt mistake the sound of the K&N on it lol :lol: :lol:

[Jack]

^^ yes i was told that by the police, if you drive a nova i iz gonna bust ya, as he said. Since ive had a 3lt monza with hydrolics on i havent even been pulled once.
Yup. No hassle at all from the police in my Celica, and that includes inadvertantly doing 40 in a 30 with a copper behind me :lol:

[Martin]

that just take the P**s u'd get pulled up round here for riding a push bike 2 fast :o

[Philsutton]

my dad and brothers have both been fined for riding their push bikes lol. they used the pavement for a few seconds and got busted, quite sad really.

[Dar]

I got a ticket for riding my bike. The funny thing was that I had the police car following me with it lights on, but I didn't notice. I was too busy breaking the speed limit down the hill to notice. He only caught up when I stopped. I was actually watching him pull up wondering who he was going to nick. Once I knew he wasn't going to let me off I got lippy, I loved it :twisted:

I still have the ticket somewhere.

[Martin]

lol.. i've got about 5-6 best 1 was for parking my moped in a cycle bay because the motorcycle 1 was full :D

[Philsutton]

you should get fined just for owning a go ped

[Dar]

Found my fine :P

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v485/DPursey/fine.jpg

[Kinky Monza]

LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Philsutton]

bet the tossers tried to make you have an mot as well

[Kinky Monza]

:lol:

[Dod]

Just with reference to what Phil said about being pulled in a Nova, I've been driving a red 5dr Fiesta up until recently with no ttax for the past 6mths, was i pulled, was i fuck!?
Drove the Nova once and they pulled me over and as good as pulled it apart looking for bald tryes, wheels catching the Arches and noise etc. Even asked why te interior was stripped, i asked, is it illegal?

Makes you think... Wonder if i stuck a 2.0 Pinto and Box in the Fester and drove it round kicking Vtec Ass would i even be noticed.....

[Jack]

What kind of signature is that!!

[Dod]

What, mine? I''m actually thinking about leaving the Shoes now.

[hendrix]

haha
i got pulled by a local scunny c*ntstable for having snow on my car :lol: id just driven back from sheffield where it had been snowing and then frozen so it had stayed on the top of the car. was just driving round town and i got pulled because he said i was speeding, i deffo know i wasnt and if i was surely i would have got a ticket. anyways he asked me where i lived and how to get there from the location he had pulled me up etc, then he just let me go
work that out :roll:

[Kinky Monza]

a womans perogative is shoes,matching bags and sex toys 8)

[Jack]

No I mean the copper's signature on the ticket :lol:

[hendrix]

confusion here! :lol:

[Jack]

Belize

[Dod]

I also have a tendancy to mouth off to Cops. It does you no favours though...

[hendrix]

belize?? what u on about spitfire

[Jack]

Belize? Why, I've never been there

[hendrix]

me either

[Dod]

Nor me, whats your point?

[Martin]

could you get done for been pissed as fook ona push bike




As For the coment about the fine just for owin a "Moped" it was my only way of egtin to work and college... and morrisons car park :)... and it was a bluddy fast way.....0-60 in about 15secz top speed of 75ish mph :D :lol:

But not on a public road of course :roll:

[hendrix]

yes u could get done for being pished on a bike
how did u get a pooped to do 75??

[Kinky Monza]

PMSL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Martin]

?400........... convert it from.. 49cc to 68cc via a 70kit,, sports exhaust, from a 12mm carb wiv a 45 jet init to a 19mm and a 105 jet, racing clutch, sports gears (automatic btw) racing variator with lighter rollers... racing drive belt.... erm thats about it really,, i had a bigger front brake put on it... i could endy the lenght of 2 foucus's and wheelie the lenght of a volvo estate :lol: fell of ti about 500times :cry: its dead now tho

[sdn2004]

Well the copper who pulled me over and asked me for my documents I took his badge number and complained to the police station he was from. I know one of them as when I had me nova I was getting shaffted every weekend. I got pulled 3 times in one week once so I filled a charge for harsement but it came to nothing just remember to stay calm and write the pigs badge number and car reg. They are useless we all know that.

[Timmy]

iv have been in the car pulled up twice. once cleaning the car and another time parking to get some food from the shop. old bill pull up in a BMw easte "Traffic cops" and i'm thinking shit what i do, then he asked me my name and where i live im like why...."well we've had reports of nova's being stole a lot and was just cheaking. " im like oh ok then thanx , there me sitting there beaping the car to lock with the girl friend?
and anoth time im in the driver seat head down by the streeing coloum clean her, out side the frount or my house oil bill pull up next to we i fumble around and open the window "where you live son" there i say point at my house which im parked in frount of "oh ok they grun and drives off" wanking will they live nova lad alone

[sickrabbit]

You think this is bad - I,ve got one for a relative ! Copper that is !


Back to the habits - who DOESNT sniff theyre own farts ?

OWN UP WE ALL DO IT !!

[Philsutton]

ive had a breath test done on my drive before that were so sure they were going to get me, shame i dont actually drink lmao

[Jack]

I didn't think they're allowed to breathalyze you on your own property?

[Philsutton]

ah well doesnt really matter as i passed with flying colours, much to their diappointment

[Dod]

Over here, its great. Its as curropt (SP) as fuck. If they know you you can get away with whatever you need, ie drink driving, no tax or insurance etc, and if you're known and not liked, they'll kill you and blame a local night club owner and the IRA. No shit.

[Philsutton]

that goes without saying though as all irish people are pissed 24.7 lol

[hendrix]

hmmm sounds great hehehe
anyways
Offspring - Bad Habit

[Dod]

Anyway, if i'm killed some night, you'll all know i was mouthing off to a cop!!!! Been before as well!!!

[Kinky Monza]

Over here, its great. Its as curropt (SP) as f**k. If they know you you can get away with whatever you need, ie drink driving, no tax or insurance etc, and if you're known and not liked, they'll kill you and blame a local night club owner and the IRA. No s**t.


so the Irish goverment don't sweep things under the carpet then :roll:

[Dod]

No, the Gardi did, the Irish Government pushed it to Trial.

What is it with you and the Irish Government? What'd they ever do to you?

[Kinky Monza]

nothing just corruption is everywhere

[Dod]

Yeah and not just Ireland either.......

[Kinky Monza]

meaning

[Dod]

Meaning, as you said, its not just Ireland.

[Kinky Monza]

8) true tho

[Dod]

Yeah, thats what i'm saying. Have you never seen the X-Files?

[Kinky Monza]

some why ????????

[Dod]

There was curroption on it, and its not Irish!!

[Kinky Monza]

and :lol:

[Jack]

http://www.birdsasart.com/Hippo-Yawn.jpg
TEH HIPPO FINDS YUOR INCESSANT POST WHORING
VERY BORING

[Kinky Monza]

:sleeping:

[Philsutton]

bit early for bed yet

[Kinky Monza]

just bored with jacks comment :lol:

[Jack]

And my post was bored with you... your point is?

[Philsutton]

im bored with you both, so enter some purple elephants into the conversion before i fal asleep lol

[Jack]

http://www.whitewall.com.au/toys_plush/plush_image/Grusli/173purple_elephant.jpg

[Philsutton]

wtf is that bunch of foam

[Jack]

"Modern Art" I believe.

[Philsutton]

taking a dump in a toilet an not flushing it is caled art, oh an dont even get me started on fucking lazy arse retard artists, they are on par with eco warriors an religous people.

[Jack]

My cousin has just completed a degree in Modern Art or something equally flakey.... and now is wondering why she can't waltz ito some ?30k a year job lol


taking a dump in a toilet an not flushing it is caled art
Funny you should mention that... A funny thing happened to me the other day at work :lol:

Wasn't my fault the handle broke :lol:

[Philsutton]

My cousin has just completed a degree in Modern Art or something equally flakey.... and now is wondering why she can't waltz ito some ?30k a year job lol

that me says they are a tosser and doesnt know what they want from life hence wasting all those years doing something that has no meaning.

Next year when i have a degree in astrophysics i wont be able to walk straight into a 30k job, 22k tops. And a physics degree means i am intelligent not just a useless dosser

[Dod]

Right, due to personal things i had going on at the time, i walked out in all my final exams without writing anything and so failed. Now 6yrs later and after working my way up the Ranks i am one of 4 Telesales people in my firm, all of whom have spent between 4 and 5 yrs in college. And I'm going for the Sales Managers job in the new year. Education isn't everything.

[Kinky Monza]

i'll second that !!!!!!

who said you need a degree to ride racehorses :?:

[Philsutton]

depends what job you want, if its management then no you dont. But its a god awfully boring job, something i would never go near. For what i want i need at least a degree or even a phd.

[Jack]

Education isn't everything.
Thats very true - when I worked at boots we had a guy come in as a supervisor who had a bagful of qualifications, and could quote you EU legislations like the alphabet. But no real experience - and it turned out he didn't have a clue how to manage staff in the real world.

[Kinky Monza]

thats the same with horses i know people that have done a degree at brackenhurst college ang get into a yard and can't sit one side of a monkey :roll:

[Philsutton]

whats monkeys got to do with anything

[Kinky Monza]

whats monkeys got to do with anything


exactly if you can't ride a monkey you've no chance on a race fit thoroughbred in a race :!:


tis a racing saying :roll:

[Philsutton]

oh right, but monkeys are only little an i would imagine it to be harder. Although looks like this little girl hs mastered it
http://users.wfu.edu/ace/WEB/ZooThumb/images/Emercyn%20riding%20the%20monkey.jpg

[Kinky Monza]

if you can ride well enough to become a jockey people in racing yards take the wee wee giving out to you cuz someone is better than they are
racing is a tough game and if you've talent and skill you can go a long way

by saying you can't sit one side of a monkey is sarcasm for you're a sh!t rider :lol:

[Dod]

Experience is the key in anything. Schools and colleges cant teach you everything you need to know. In fact, in anything physical or in fact in most things, getting out there and doing it is the only way. In fact its like driving and the driving test. If you're travelling at 30mph and stop suddenly, how far before you stop? Thats bollox, you can only effectively judge it after experiencing it a few times.

[Philsutton]

thats very true for most things but i need to know what im talking about if im a hope to get into doing research so you guys can new an wonderful things in the future lol

[Kinky Monza]

but thats YOUR chosen field and fair play to you

[Dod]

Phil, you're a great man, you're a credit to man Kind. I solute(SP) you.

[Kinky Monza]

Phil, you're a great man, you're a credit to man Kind. I solute(SP) you.


arse licker :lol: so phils the next in line then 8)

[Philsutton]

an on that note im off :o

[Dod]

Well being 17 stone he'll have nice tits so, maybe.

[Kinky Monza]

:o

[Stuart]

fuck sake you three!

[Nick]

no one gives a shite about horses.

http://eden.rutgers.edu/~aeliyahu/Pics/Horses%20and%20Bags%20of%20Crap.jpg