anyone in nottingham

[Kinky Monza]

any one in notts going out on the pish
next saturday :?:
my mate is forty and i just thought if any of you guys wanna meet up to see what i actually look like then p.m me
btw i'm 24 but alot of my mates are older than me
its a horsey thing :lol:

[dunova]

I'm in Bristol and i'm drinking coffee. Does that count?

I'm bored because the ball and chain's in the valley's of the Welsh and i refused to go :|

[Kinky Monza]

come to nottingham
its three women to every bloke up here :wink:

[dunova]

I like those kind of ratio's :P

Down here in Brizzle it seems to be the other way round-far too many c0cks in Brizzle. Jack lives in the fields though :lol:

Do you go fighting 2 other women to get your bloke then? I like women fighting. In small bikini's. In the mud. In a lesbian kind of way.

[Jack]

Jack lives in the fields though :lol:
I certainly do. I'm in one right now. Mooo.


Do you go fighting 2 other women to get your bloke then? I like women fighting. In small bikini's. In the mud. In a lesbian kind of way.
I hear weston super mare is good for that lmao

[Kinky Monza]

trouble is tho i kick box and not many women go up against me
i'm not saying i'm hard but i'm quite handy
mud fights = foam parties in bikinis lol
with pictures up on big screen
sorry rant mode as bit pished :lol:
those that dont know me would think they stand a chance but then i have to warn them THREE times that i kick box before i can hit them otherwise i loose my license then they look at me as if to say wtf is she on then fun begins :lol: 8)

[dunova]

The ball and chain's a black belt in kick boxing-maybe you 2 should have a go. In small bikini's. In the mud. In a lesbian kind of way. :?: :?: :?:

Jack, i once pulled this girl in 'sams' in WSM, who then proceeded to tell me she's engaged and her husband to be is also in 'sams'. He was not best pleased with me :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

hate to dissapoint but i no longer do girl on girl due to having mini me running round :lol:
might just have to pay "brizzle" a visit if ratios are reversed

[Dod]

I'm going on the piss right now, nothing but a Bottle of Jack Daniels, my PC and shed loads of Green Fields and Sheep, come over here instead, fuck 40ths, the're probably all gone sceneile (SP) anyway.

[dunova]

So you dont do girl on girl anymore, but you'll happily have 3 men to yourself :?: :lol:

One of my ex's was bi. Come to think of it, that was probably the main reason i asked her out lol

[Kinky Monza]

been there too many times i wanna move over permenatly
really like kilkenny and cavan although the curragh in kildare is bootiful

[dunova]

really like kilkenny and cavan although the curragh in kildare is bootiful
Sorry, i don't speak welsh :?

[Kinky Monza]

not welsh you muppet lol
places i lived in ireland












:lol: :roll:

[Dod]

You've obviously never been to Donegal, Voted Irelands Sexiest accent and the scenery is second to none.

[dunova]

A girl with an Irish accent is possibly one of the biggest turn-offs ever. It really does make me cringe like a little girl in a sweet shop in the swedish winter..........

[Kinky Monza]

dunova = yes i would love three men to myself im not greedy tho



dod = i never been to donegal dont like cork accents or dublin
but have met someone from donegal and yes accent is like well sexy

[Dod]

Yeah, but which Irish accent, they are very different from North to south mate.

[dunova]

They all sound the same to me :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

they dont sound the same at all very distinctive are both duliners and cork folk
i can tell the difference between northern ireland accents and republic accents
strangely tho i quite like the belfast accent :?

[Dod]

Ever watch the Fr Ted, Golden Clarret Award Episode? Several different Irish acccents. Colm Murphy, the Turtle in the Diet Coke with Lemon adds has a very similar accent to mine.

[Kinky Monza]

which one is that :?:
dougal by any chance or the ol fella

[Dod]

No, but the Diet Coke with Lemon add'll give you a fair idea tho.

[Kinky Monza]

never seen it tv is different over here dont get rte for a start

bees :lol: ar*e

[Jack]

Jack, i once pulled this girl in 'sams' in WSM, who then proceeded to tell me she's engaged and her husband to be is also in 'sams'. He was not best pleased with me :lol:
Sounds about right for WSM. McDonalds got raided by the fuzz last time I was there :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

why would the federal a*secheeks wanna raid maccy d's :?:

[Jack]

Because it was full of burberry clad chavs driving clapped out fibreglassed mot failures?

[Kinky Monza]

figures

is that why you're always thress

[Jack]

No, i was driving past laughing :lol:

I don't go to WSM to cruise, i was actually up there to take some pictures (not of chavs either before you say lol)... might go back and get some more this weekend

[Kinky Monza]

dont lie i bet you love takin pics of vicky pollard style chav then do dirrty things wiv em :lol:

PMSL

[Jack]

Vicky pollard lives in bristol. So does dunova. Make of that what you will :wink:

This is one of my pics, from Cornwall...

http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a266/razorjack/Scenic/Misc/holiday3055.jpg

[Kinky Monza]

feel sick from lookin at that or maybe toooooooooooo much wine
:?

[Jack]

More likely the wine lol

[Kinky Monza]

should'nt have mixed it with vodka
key boaard keeps movig

[Jack]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/bigchallenge/images/keys.jpg

[Kinky Monza]

lol you tealeaf you knicked my monkey :evil:

[Jack]

He's MY monkey now

http://www.lukechueh.com/images/paintings/paintings-whole/Monkeys%20With%20Hats/beret.jpg

[Kinky Monza]

but you gave him to me

{runs off sobbing }




unkle jack stole my monkey

[Jack]

I like stealing monkeys. I then make them into communist chinese workers. Like this one.

http://www.lukechueh.com/images/paintings/paintings-whole/Monkeys%20With%20Hats/mao.jpg

[Kinky Monza]

:o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o

poor monkey {still sobbing}

[Jack]

Its ok, he lives well. I only spank him if he doesn't build enough cheap plastic christmas cracker toys.

[Kinky Monza]

will save all crackers just cos monkey made em

[Jack]

http://www.lysator.liu.se/~wizkid/travel/inti_wara_yassi/pics/monkey_with_crackers.jpg

[Kinky Monza]

very nearly PMSL still giggling tho

[Jack]

very nearly PMSL
There are special sites for that kinda fetish you know, the kinda thing i'd rather steer clear of :?

[Kinky Monza]

not fetish just drank tooooooooo much and cant be assed to go to loo

[Riggy]

GET A ROOM :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

funny :lol:

hang over from hell has just kicked in

although room still moving

[dunova]

Why the hell are you out of bed at 9:45 if you got pi55ed last night?!

I had an early night because i've got a busy day ahead. People to do, things to see-dunova's a very busy bunny today..............

[Kinky Monza]

puppies









unkle jack stole my monkey
{still sobbing}

[sickrabbit]

Tracie - wanna loose that hangover fast ?? Then try this - my cousins a doorman , and swears by this :
1/2 tin of cold baked beans in a mug , add black pepper , stir in tons of vinegar till well runny . Down it .
It hurts but works.


Keep a bucket handy just in case .

[Kinky Monza]

or i could just take some pain killers and down some ..........

[sickrabbit]

WUSS. :lol:

NO SYMPATHY ( I never get any ) eat some toast , or a packet of crisps - it,ll make you thirsty and help you want to drink water .

[Kinky Monza]

i am not a wuss
was drinking wine mixed with vodka last night and giggling like a 5 year old child 8)



poor mr rabbit i'll give you sympathy :lol:

[sickrabbit]

Blimey lass ....wine hangovers are the worst ...was it red or white ?
If I were you , order a pizza , a large bottle of cola , and wrap yourself in the duvet by the fire n sulk.

Much sympathy to to girl.

[Kinky Monza]

wine and vodka
tastes like shat but gets you pished

was white as red tastes like vinegar :lol:

[Jack]

GET A ROOM :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I have one, its here (http://www.ebaumsworld.com/crimsonroom.html)

[Kinky Monza]

i have one too
its on the hill :o

[Jack]

Not over the hill then?

[Kinky Monza]

well me being 42 i suppose you could say that i am over the hill :lol:

[Jack]

If you were over 50 i have a friend that might like you?

:lol:

[Kinky Monza]

nah im really 75

[Kinky Monza]

p.s gone to get toast :o

[Dod]

Best Hangover cure is Morning sex followed by a bottle of Coke, a Twix and some Red Hot Mexican Doritos (SP). Dont get up, just stay there ALL day.

[Kinky Monza]

but sex alone is BORING

[Dod]

Yeah, well get some Porn or someone to have sex with. That should cure that.

[Kinky Monza]

porn bores me senseless and all shag buddies are at work :wink: :roll:

[Philsutton]

im in nottingham, but i didnt read the rest of the gay post

[Kinky Monza]

i am looking for a shag buddy but depends how old you are

which part of snottingham you at :lol:

[Philsutton]

i too know what back pain feels like i suffered for 9 months while pregnant
no thanks anyway lol

anyway im frmo long eaton, also nottingham is a shit hole and full of pikies

[Kinky Monza]

and long eaton isn't :!: :lol:

[Philsutton]

i meant nottingham including long eaton and the surrounding area

[Kinky Monza]

btw whats wrong with having a kid
im quite offended at that
this post is a weewee take do you honestly think im serious :?:

[Philsutton]

i dont like kids, they are the spawn of satan

[Kinky Monza]

every one is entitled their own opinion but i think its a bit dis resepectful and discriminating to say what you said not just to me but anyone with kids

this post is just a laugh but please dont say anything regarding my daughter as im VERY protective and find it offensive

dont take it the wrong way but a mothers instincts aren't to be messed with

[Philsutton]

wasnt meant as disrespectful but i dont like kids simple as and thinking of it there are lots of other things i dont like in life but that list might get quite long

[Jack]

Phil may not like kids but he loves saxos

[dunova]

I like saxo's too. They're really cool. I would say they are on-par coolness wise with celica's :lol:

[Jack]

Celicas are the coolest things this side of the great shizznizz

[Philsutton]

funny i never associated 3 spokes with coolness

[Jack]

12 spokes ACTUALLY if you add them all up

Anyway i shall be ordering these next week

http://www.kazera.com/images/wheel_detail/kza_bml_lg.jpg

8)

[dunova]

I must admit, they are sexy lush and will look well bling bling innit on the ssssccchelica :!:

What size? 17's?

Personally, i wouldn't mind some wolfrace octane's on the omega 8)

[Jack]

Noooo wolfrace wheels are poo! Import some from america, cheaper and nicer wheels 8)

Those are 18s btw :wink: - $922 delivered which works out to about ?530ish. Thats without tyres though, but at least I can go buy decent ones.

[dunova]

Pah, America-schmerica. I know wolfrace are the definition of sh!te lol, but they look sooo good!! And on my white omega-a silver rim with black deep dish spokes would just look the shiz niz imo, got to be at least 19's though to look any good.

?530's a good price, but tyres will bump that up to atleast ?930, which just doesn't sound quite as impressive :lol:

[Jack]

Depends where I get the tyres from... but still ?900 odd isn't a bad price for 18's that nobody else in the UK seems to have 8)

What about Team Dynamics Megastar? IMO they would look quite nice on the barge...

[dunova]

Hmm, well i've pretty much got megastars on there but chunkier. Current rims;

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/omega7.jpg

But they're 17's and look frickin' tiny on this vessel :lol:

Could get the spokes sprayed in anthracite, but that'll just make them look even smaller :(

[Jack]

I dunno, they'd look quite smart with painted spokes. if you lowered it a touch they'd fill the arches better too

[dunova]

Thanks for the advice uncle Razor, this is the new styling forum btw :lol:

If i wanted it lower, i'd probably have to go for custom springs, but definately worth considering. Since those pics were taken, i've fitted an irmscher front grill, tinted the rear lights, colour coded the wing mirrors and some heated (front+back) black cow interior is going in on wednesday :D

P.I.M.P 8)

[Philsutton]

:sleeping: lol

[Kinky Monza]

saxo's dont crash well :evil:

[Philsutton]

no they do trust me lmao

[Kinky Monza]

so how come the one i wrapped around a tree broke :lol:






was 18 on private land down south :lol:

[Philsutton]

depends how you define "dont crash well" i class a good crash in a saxo to render it to its components and where the front wheels end up in the back seats.

[Kinky Monza]

front wheel ended up in the tree
half the car was on other side of road :lol:

[Philsutton]

thats what could be called a,

http://webpages.charter.net/trussell/pictures/GoodJob%20card.jpg

[Kinky Monza]

was drunk lol

[Jack]

was 18 on private land down south :lol:
We have lots of "private roads" down here lol

[Dod]

Drink Driving is neither big nor clever and in fact is totally fu@king stupid.

IMO, you were lucky but you still got what you deserved by crashing.

[Philsutton]

Drink Driving is neither big nor clever and in fact is totally fu@king stupid.

IMO, you were lucky but you still got what you deserved by crashing.

lets face it the drink driving was canceled out by the total annihilation of a french car.

[Kinky Monza]

wasn't my car :lol:

[hendrix]

thats ok then :roll: :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

yeah i know
belonged to a jockey who i got a ride on :lol:

[Dod]

The Jockey or Car?

[Kinky Monza]

well both really :lol:

[Dod]

Ya dirty, well, no actually. If you were a fella and came out with a similar statement, you'd ba applauded so fair play.


SCORE!!!

[Kinky Monza]

that is very true but just because a woman wants to play the field after being in a relationship its frowned on
i am just out to have as much fun as possible before i die :lol: