snow!!!!

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well feck me,
it's snowing in corwall, first time for 3 years, truro is locked up solid, council couldn't get the gritters out despite 2 weeks warning of it. the A30 is blocked in several places. Launceston has been shut down there is no way through the costal roads. the nova due to it's light weight goes straight through, but can't get anywhere because of t**ts in fake 4x4s not being able to do feck all. the misses is stuck in Okehampton, i've frozen my a**e off doing a shoot. and i've got to try and get a wheel bearing off one of the transists that has welded its self to the hub in the morning. there's s*d all milk in and all the shops have sent their staff home.

i'm p****d off!!!!

[Timmy]

you can find some milk in one of the many filed around that aeara? LOL nice and cold as well just mind the mess left by the milk monsters in the filed

[Jack]

lol we had a little bit here... chard has ground to a halt lmfao

You'd think a 4wd car would be handy in the snow & ice... you'd be wrong lol

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can't get to any cows due to the 4x4 t**ts all over the place.

[Timmy]

offer to pull them out make them feel well small LOL

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i guess that i could drag the tractor out and go and have some fun!

[Stuart]

meh no snow in herts lol :D

hope it comes down sunday!

[Dod]

Had a meeting at work on Thursday evening, the Boss said that theres gonna be sub-zero Tempratures, 100mph+ Winds and between 18-23CM of snow, immediately i spunk the weeks budgets on cheap motors for a bit of Winter Motorsports on a closed Country road. What'd we get? Fuck all, so now i'm stuck with 3 Fezzies, an Astra and several Big Coats!!! :evil:

[Kinky Monza]

cant wait for it in snottingham

snow fights in bikinis :lol:

[Dod]

Errrr, right!!

[Kinky Monza]

better than being a wus and wrapping up all warm embrace the cold

when i lived in kilkenny me an some mates went skinny dipping in a river near graignemanah (not sure on spelling)

[Jack]

pics pls lol

[Kinky Monza]

sorry no pics
will try to get a mug shot up soon tho

[Jack]

webcam pls

lmfao

[Kinky Monza]

again sorry no web cam just boring p.c
adventurous imagination

[Jack]

erm... artists impressions drawn in ms paint? lmfao

[Kinky Monza]

:?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?: :?:
wtf

no artists impression either

my impression tho
5'2 tall or short
long bronw hair as blonde didn't work
blue eyes weigh 7st12lbs dress size 8
shoe size 4 23inch waist big muscles massive tatoo and big scar

[Kinky Monza]

p.s chris tunnicliffe said i had a nice a*se two/three years ago :oops:

[Jack]

thats too many words and numbers for me to even contemplate reading right now

[Kinky Monza]

bit pished on the coffee then lol

[Jack]

coffee my ass, i only drink that at work to keep me awake lol

[Kinky Monza]

:oops: wasn't you on coffee then whats your poison

[Jack]

Er, cyanide?

[Kinky Monza]

a*senic better works alot quicker or ketamine is just as funny to use on others :lol:

[Jack]

Dinosaurs are just as quick

http://death-by-horoscope.freeonlinegames.com/images/2662.jpg

[Kinky Monza]

but there dead tho so how can they be quick
stiffies dont move too well

[Jack]

LOL yuo said stiffie *snigger* [/child]

[Kinky Monza]

PMSL giggling like five year old
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Jack]

YELLOW BUS lol

[Kinky Monza]

how cool is that i get to go in the yellow bus

still giggling like five y/o

[Jack]

maybe thats because you are 5? REVELATION

[Kinky Monza]

wish i was tho told you already im 24
but feel like 16 y/o inside all fresh and innocent like :wink:

[Jack]

http://news.spirithit.com/images/uploads/europe_ext_194x215/05.20.05_Virgin_Mary_194.jpg

[Kinky Monza]

still giggling wish i was that innocent tho

[Jack]

I am.

[Kinky Monza]

pull the other one its got bells on it :lol:

[Jack]

DONG

http://www.nolaria.org/religion/bellringer.jpg

[Kinky Monza]

yeah thats the one no one of your age is that innocent any more society has changed far too much

[Jack]

But I live in the fields surrounded by cows.

Mooo

[Kinky Monza]

even living in the sticks with cows no body is that innocent
thought that was the main attraction = cows mmmmmmmmmmm

[sh0rty]

you might want to start a pm?? cant even remember what the post was about now!

[Kinky Monza]

unkle jack was following me :lol:

[Col_Mk1]

pics pls lol :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

dont have pics of skinny dipping but will see if i can get a pic up soon

[Jack]

Seen it, chance of hitting: 90%

lol