Don't you hate it when...............

[dunova]

..............People come back to work after being off with a horrible, snivley, bacteria infested flu-type cold and they come up to your desk and breath all over you like a plague infested dog?

NOT F%CKING NICE :evil:

[Philsutton]

just wait till the time is right and take the mother of all shits on their desk when their not looking

[dunova]

OH. MY. GOD.

I just made the most godliest of baguette's-smoked beechwood frankfurters and mayo. It was possibly the best thing i've ever eaten. And then she comes in and beathe's all over it just before i finish!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil:

I really am going to take a big frankfurter crap all over her desk. Or maybe her head.

NOT A HAPPY BUNNY.

[Dpnova]

got to love being ill and coughing in peoples faces!

[sickrabbit]

Couldnt agree more mate. I hate it when folks cough near you and dont cover their mouths an all. But I reckon the worst one is when someone whos suffrin a cold doesnt blow their nose and just continually sniffs it up to the point they have to blow their nose and the noise in the tissue is like well squelchy........and then they put a full hanky in their own pocket !!!
(off to chunderland )

[dunova]

Breathing around me is bad enough! If she coughed in my face i'd probably kick her in the face :lol:

If i'm ill i stay away from people because i'm not a retarded fish licker. Being ill sucks major ass and if she's makes me ill i'm going to be one pi55ed off fo shizzle. Although saying that, i will have a valid excuse to stay in bed all day and generally do feck all :) But also feel sh!t :x

Dp, you have now become the only person to enter my list of 'people to cough on when ill'. You better be scared...........

[sickrabbit]

Apparently , one of the easiest ways to catch colds is not to inhale other peoples germs but to digest them thru tear ducts . The germs are passed from the ill person ( coughed / sneezed) and stick to other peoples hand / skin and then transfered from hand to the eye , where the virus enters the body and takes hold.. Thinkin about it , how many times a day do we rub our eyes ?

[Jack]

maybe they have the T Virus and want to chomp you

[sickrabbit]

:?:

[Jack]

http://www.itsonlyamovie.co.uk/games/resident%20evil%20ss%20zombie%20time%20gc.jpg

[dunova]

:?:
A zombie-like disease 'created' by the "playstation" game 'resident evil'. Showing your age now rabbit boy :lol:

[sickrabbit]

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your ar*eholes....... :D

[dunova]

Shut it grandpa :lol:

[sickrabbit]

OK.

[dunova]

Only kiddin' mr.Rabbit. Can i rub your big floppy ears please?

[Philsutton]

maybe they have the T Virus and want to chomp you
i think the T-virus has taken a strong hold on certain groups of people already, pikeys chavs

[Dod]

The T Virus is the results of continuious use of Chrystal Meths and Fiesta driving, i've lost 6 fingers and most of my internal organs to it.

[Kinky Monza]

nowt wrong with pikeys :wink:

[Jack]

nowt wrong with pikeys :wink:
Ban please

[Kinky Monza]

{screams in horror}

uncle jack how can you be soooooooooooo mean
cant you just put me in the naughty corner :lol:

[Jack]

http://www.lukechueh.com/images/paintings/paintings-whole/Monkeys%20With%20Hats/dunce.jpg

[Kinky Monza]

love it can i go sit in naughty corner then

can i stay pweeesssse unkle jack

[Jack]

You are one sick child :?

here, have a monkey

http://www.lukechueh.com/images/paintings/paintings-whole/Monkeys%20With%20Hats/squid.jpg

[Kinky Monza]

fankoo sooowwwwwww much unkle jack

im not shick just mentally retarded an carnt spell due to being intoxicated

[Jack]

I'm intoxicated and I can spell perfectly well...

[Kinky Monza]

i not drank for 8 months due to having child and no baby sitter but now ive split from my controll freak ex i get three whole nights off

didn't do too bad there lol


i want monkey :lol:

[Jack]

i want monkey :lol:
Thats getting sigged

[Kinky Monza]

:?: sigged who sigged

[Jack]

:arrow:

[Kinky Monza]

tis true you ARE A THEIF first you nick my monkey then you nick my saying

[Jack]

Borrowed.... it won't stay there long, its not true sig material

RIGHT... enough of this post slaggery. Time for bed.

[Kinky Monza]

unkle jacks BORING :lol:

[Jack]

yes and? lol

[Kinky Monza]

BORING BORING BORING

[Philsutton]

omg get a room lol

[Jack]

http://www.gamasutra.com/gdc2005/features/20050309/silent-hill-4.jpg

[Kinky Monza]

thats exactly what my bedroom looks like my mum locks me in so i cant get outta the hospital












PMSL

[Philsutton]

i think its for the best

[Kinky Monza]

nnnooooooooooooo let me out
cant fit through the bars any longer :lol:

[boredbloke]

i hate it more when you use a towel to dry urself after getting out of the shower that some berks used to wipe deep heat off of em the night before...

[Jack]

i hate it more when you use a towel to dry urself after getting out of the shower that some berks used to wipe deep...
STOP RIGHT THERE

[sickrabbit]

My mam hates deep heat ...one new years eve , a few years ago , whilst munted , she cleaned her teeth with the stuff........ :o