Family.

[sickrabbit]

Granny has just got out of her tin bath , and is standing near her log fire to help dry off her frail body in her little cottage when of a sudden in walks her 12 yr old grandson Billy. " Nan - I,ve got your ironing here Mams done it for ya" he shouts and then turns to suddenly face her "oh my god ".
"now then Billy dont be scared love , its only me your old nan , youve caught me most out of the blue love , now dont be embarresed. " The boy looks away bright red , feet shuffling . Granny decides to ease her poor grandsons dilema , and ease his troubled brow..
"Billy listen , love , I think its about time you knew about the birds and the bees - I know mum and dad havent told you cos them being god fearing folks and wot , I think theyve left it a bit late . Now , lets make a start - look at me . This is a womens body , now unless you bowl from the wrong end of the pavillion , you,ll want to know whats what and where on a women - LOOK AT ME -and ask any question you like "
"Ahh nan do I have to ?"
"Yes young man its time you learnt !!"
Billy takes a glimpse , and goes pale - "ok then - whats that grey hairy thing between your legs nan ?" asks the boy
"Well ,thats your dear old nans pussy cat " giggles the aging woman.
"Well it must be dead then "replied Billy - "cos its guts are hanging out !!"

:|

[Philsutton]

thats nasty

[Riggy]

very nasty :o

[FlatBeatBoy]

lovely :|

[Jack]

Well thats the end of my lunch. :(

[sickrabbit]

In vietnam there are to be no christmas decorations displayed this year .
Theyre gonna string up some Glitter instead.

[sickrabbit]

Wots got lots of balls and screws old ladies ?



Bingo.




:|

[dunova]

I didn't read it because i'm an an exceptionally lazy bastard with the attention span of a.................

[Jack]

a dotted line?

[Timmy]

not nice nasty , why post it dude?

[dunova]

a dotted line?
No, i was going to say a juvenile fruitfly, but i.............

[Kinky Monza]

got lost on the hill :?: :roll:

[dunova]

No, i was going to say got lost in the valleys of tormented souls, but i couldn't............

[Kinky Monza]

find your way back :?:

[dunova]

No, i was going to say find my dads sisters second removed cousin Neville, then i just started to feel..............

[Kinky Monza]

all girly and i need of chocolate and a soppy film :?:

[Jack]

a little frisky?

[Kinky Monza]

i can feel well frisky at mo :wink:

[dunova]

No, i was going to say a little queer, but i didn't want to get Jack excited :lol:

You can feel well frisky at the moment? So, you could choose to be frisky, but you're currently not? Or you currently are and generally you can choose to be frisky? I'm confused :|

[Kinky Monza]

the male species summed up completely




am always frisky feel like a litlle young whippasnappa

[dunova]

I wouldn't say that too loud on here-you'll have atleast 50 horny, spotty 15 year old nova driving chav's Pm'ing you :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

BRING IT ON









does that include you :lol:

[dunova]

Yes i'm 15, drive a nova with 3, yes 3 max power stickers, am exceptionally spotty and love wearing burberry caps. No really, i do :oops:

This is me;

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/jay5.jpg

See what i mean? :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

corrrrrrrrrrrrr get them spots sorted :lol:

[dunova]

Here's one i got of Jack last time i visited his field;

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/geek.jpg

[Kinky Monza]

fit as fook love it

[Jack]

Tez you know my teeth aren't that white :lol:

http://www.dunova.de/images/dun_bearb.jpg

[Kinky Monza]

and there was me thinking id found my perfect bloke :lol:

but if your teeth aren't that white im not interested







8)

[Jack]

this is the real me

http://www.lukechueh.com/images/paintings/paintings-whole/Monkeys%20With%20Hats/pirate.jpg

[Kinky Monza]

aaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww how cute :lol:

can you dress as santa then i can try an sit on your knee

[Jack]

I am santa. I have a beard. Therefore i am santa.

[Kinky Monza]

any pics lol

[Jack]

This is me at a millenium party

http://www.lukechueh.com/images/paintings/paintings-whole/Monkeys%20With%20Hats/party-hat.jpg

[Kinky Monza]

sooo cute but wheres your beard :?
confusion sets in now

[Jack]

Its hiding, i only get it out for special people like dunova and rob lol

[Kinky Monza]

well cheers unkle jack fort i was special too













well maybe in the head lol

[Jack]

You get the yellow bus for special kids

http://www.terrorcow.com/newmedia/sunday/112104/bus.jpg

[Kinky Monza]

aawwwwww soooooooooo cool can i sit on the drivers knee on the way home :lol:

[Jack]

Depends if you're going to dribble on him lol

[Kinky Monza]

PMSL definately

[Jack]

Filthy child.

[Kinky Monza]

yep 8)

[Philsutton]

http://nawtythings.com/halloween/masks_humor/hu9.jpg

how dare you try to be santa, this is the real santa

[Kinky Monza]

how come you have a pic of me phil :?: :?

[Philsutton]

the little pixies that follow you round have gave me access to their collection of photos

[Kinky Monza]

am looking for them bloody pixies but they hide from me
:lol:

[boredbloke]

here's one they sent me when i asked for a rude pic....

http://thehalloffarts.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/long-turd.jpg.w300h316.jpg

I don't see the humour...

[Philsutton]

they are good at what they do, you will never see them as they are well trained. And if you were to see them they would zap you with their mind ray which makes you forget stuff, maybe even forgetting that they exist

[Jack]

here's one they sent me when i asked for a rude pic....

http://thehalloffarts.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/.pond/long-turd.jpg.w300h316.jpg

I don't see the humour...
The humour of you trying to hot link to a tripod image when tripod doesn't allow you to?

[Kinky Monza]

ah ha found the little boggers
they was in the wardrobe 8)

[Philsutton]

did they look like this
http://www.art-mind-soul.com/032-Pixies-Nickel-Creek.enlarge.jpg

[Kinky Monza]

they are fairies
every one knows that :roll:

[Philsutton]

noooo you lie so i typed in pixies to google an they came up, therefore they are pixies. Google in never wrong.

[Kinky Monza]

phil lies they ARE FAIRIES
did you never watch peter pan :?:
tut

[Jack]

they was in the wardrobe 8)
lol i live in the wardrobe, ask rob :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

nope just pixies in mine

[Dod]

Right, some interesting notes. !s, the repeated mentioning of Fairys, 2nd, Jack coming out of Wardrobes. 3rd, Pixies?

Rightly, i have come to the conclusion that phil is gay, Jack is coming out of the closset/wardrobe and Tracies on Coke.

[Kinky Monza]

I WISH :lol: