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Kinky Monza
23-11-05, 02:30 PM
have started new post to fill with the most random thoughts you guys have
Why is it as soon as you go to the loo, someone knocks at the door?
who wants to help me fit an exhaust to the faff next weekend? :D
Kinky Monza
23-11-05, 05:21 PM
i want candy floss flavoured vodka :o
sickrabbit
23-11-05, 05:54 PM
Felching. :cry:
hendrix
23-11-05, 06:06 PM
ive just got a cd from ebay
F188CHG
23-11-05, 06:16 PM
mmmmmm Donuts! :wink:
Kinky Monza
23-11-05, 06:23 PM
pink fluffy outfit for clubbing
to match my candy floss flavoured vodka :o
Do Ducks call swimming something else? You know, if you said "look at the Ducks Swimming" would they say something like "Look at the other Ducks Schmeisserimentistieneissuering" Its possible............
PMSL
medicine is there for a reason :wink:
take revsangr shit on a pigein
has anyone seen a duck asleep? they always seem awake.
how do you know its asleep then?
Porcupines float in water as does a can of diet coke, regualr can of coke doesnt however.
Why doesn't the women's armpit hair on Lost grow when they have been on the island this long? Their beavers should have tripple winter coats by now.
dont ever put a bottle of dr pepper on a bonfire it will explode like a flame thrower!!!! class!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
If a General is a higher ranking officer than a Major, then why is a major illness worse than a general illness?
When an atheist swears on a Bible before they testify in court do they have to tell the whole truth and nothing but the truth since they don't believe in God?
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
Do stairs go up or down?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
What happens if you put 'this side up' face down when microwaving popcorn?
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn?t you be able to go anywhere you want?
If our body temperature is normally 98 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
How do "do not walk on grass" signs get there?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Why have the "Testing" forum on Novaload when you can simply use the "preview" feature when posting?
Why was the "baby on board" sign invented for cars? Does it stop us from accidently hitting them?
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
Why is it that on the back of a medicine bottle it says "adult" is 12 and above, but the adult age in reality is 18?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
If a man has no fingers, can he press charges?
Are children who use sign language allowed to talk with their mouth full?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If people with one arm go to get their nails done, do they pay half price?
What is the parking situation like at the Special Olympics?
If two identical twin brothers married identical twin sisters, would there kids be identical?
Don?t you find it weird we teach our kids: scrub a dub dub, three men in a tub?
If money is the root of all evil then how come churches ask for it?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
Right that is me done. I'm particualarly interested in the first badboy. Why was that sign invented?
PMSL some more good ones there fella :lol:
Kinky Monza
23-11-05, 09:28 PM
where does an itch go after you've scratched it
Alex, you've obviously given this ALOT of thought. :lol:
Kinky Monza
23-11-05, 09:32 PM
not all babies wake every two hours
only newborns til about six weeks :o
if someone has a newborn baby does it mean they have an old born baby aswell
has anyone seen a duck asleep?
yup
scott.parker
24-11-05, 01:23 AM
Why is it when you scratch your ball sack its just like the pringles add,once you pop you carnt stop!!
"but of corse change pop to scratch"
Philsutton
24-11-05, 02:09 PM
If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold?
heat in itself doesnt rise, but hot gases do due to their reduced densities over the surrounding gases. Cough"nerd alert"cough lol
sickrabbit
24-11-05, 02:32 PM
Is it true that farts only smell , so the deaf can enjoy them too ?
Why was the "baby on board" sign invented for cars? Does it stop us from accidently hitting them?
Apparently its so that when you do have an accident the emergency services know there was a baby on board the vehicle.
If your ears, nose and throat are all connected, Why does snot taste nice and ear wax taste horrible?
Why am I sat here thinking of stoopid questions to post on the internet? Fool!
:?
why is alex?
why does "the middle of the night" not move every day? as midnite 00:00 is a total lie! lol
why am i sat here reading this lot when its friday night << i have no life :(
Kinky Monza
25-11-05, 09:55 PM
neither does anyone else by the looks of it :lol:
Kinky Monza
25-11-05, 10:02 PM
define normal
Conforming to a standard, regular, usual, typical. Free from a mental or emotional disorder. Unlike many in here!! :lol:
Kinky Monza
25-11-05, 10:13 PM
now there mr dod i take it by your partial mobile number you live in the green isle so i can let you off with that comment as i am 1/4 irish myself but normal does not exist well not on my hill
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm, very good Tracie, but being 1/4 Irish doesn't really count tho. So, you guessed hat the missing digit is yet?
Kinky Monza
25-11-05, 10:18 PM
nope cant be as*ed but if i had a phone i would
have you ever seen anyone sneeze with their eyes open?
just because 6 billion people say its right doesnt mean that it is!
god is an imaginary friend for adults!
just because your walking down a well beaten path doesnt mean it is!
why have they made that new black vodka?
why did they start the new late license on a wednesday?
how come everytime i pick my nose its full again 5mins later?
person how goes to sleep with itchy bum wakes with smelly finger!
If you hold one eye open while sneezing, it can stay open.
rudeboy69r
26-11-05, 07:41 PM
does anyone no where to get cheep insurance?
No, but i can tell you where you wont get it, over here!! :evil:
rudeboy69r
26-11-05, 10:42 PM
alright then cocky dod. well sumthing random like wild pengins!! i duno lol
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