where you all from then, tel me a bit about your selves!

[nova_chik]

ill go first lol, im kirsti, i live in cannock near birmingham? u heared of it?
im 16, i am soon modelling for a car site! yipee lol, i have blonde hair, im slim and tallish, ppl want pikkies pm me?
now you are.............
my soon buying nova 1.4 sri turbo in baby blue, body kit, neons,tinted wondows,dump valve (the lot)
only ?450

( i want ot know you lot lol)

[Chris]

before anyone asks for pics I found one

http://pic.piczo.com/img/i24811080_19960_2.jpg

BTW, welcome to Novaload

Chris

[Jack]

lmfao, mmm horsey :lol:

This could be an amusing thread lol... btw are you Denny? lol

[Philsutton]

ppl want pikkies pm me?


lol big mistake

[NickWalliams]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/clawsk/Gingerslag.jpg

You iz well fit :D

[Ste_Nova]

07789 118708

txt sent!

[Col_Mk1]

:lol:

[Philsutton]

your web site scares me lol

[anothernovagirl]

:o :o hmm...1.4 turbo!!! wow...and at 16! soooo cool..you best be a real stunner if you think that is ever going to be realistic!!! :lol:

[Mel]

IIIII know you like to think your s**t dont stink but lean a lil closer, you'll see Roses really smell like poo ooh ooh..

---^ Says it all really :lol:

[Martin]

:o the JT bit really scaresme

[Rexy]

Your so cool, my mate fancys you... will you go with him?

[Mel]

what JT bit?

[epo]

that web site is the funniest thing i ever seen

its like a shrine to chavs
PMSL i havent laughed so much in weeks :lol:

[scott.parker]

Shit i though i was still pissed...wtf is she on...bottle it and get rich quick

[ANDYRACER]

I think ur looking for www.faceparty.co.uk :wink:

[CP]

is this a rexy prank again? :lol:

[L44RA R]

Is this a wind up or are you really some chaved up schoolie who thinks she'll get cool points by bragging about neons????? :roll: :roll:

Im still a newbie but welcome to the site anyhow........

[novamadcars]

Is this a wind up or are you really some chaved up schoolie who thinks she'll get cool points by bragging about neons????? :roll: :roll:

Im still a newbie but welcome to the site anyhow........

go on girl u tell them lol :D

[Col_Mk1]

Is this a wind up or are you really some chaved up schoolie who thinks she'll get cool points by bragging about neons????? :roll: :roll:

Im still a newbie but welcome to the site anyhow........ u get her telt :lol:

[Mike]

ha ha! cannock! bet you go over the linkway retail park an park an pose outside halfruds an maccy's! lol

not far at all from me that??

its the chav cruise spot the linkway iz innit! lol

:lol: :lol:

hello by the way 8)

[burgo]

my soon buying nova 1.4 sri turbo in baby blue, body kit, neons,tinted wondows,dump valve (the lot)
only ?450


great sounds like a right chavved up back of horse shit

[Mike]

?450, comes complete with one blown engine by the sounds of it!

anyway, this is NO way to greet a new user is it! lol :lol:

[cooper_nova]

my soon buying nova 1.4 sri turbo in baby blue, body kit, neons,tinted wondows,dump valve (the lot)
only ?450


great sounds like a right chavved up back of horse s**t

lol bet the old tin worm has taken hold too for that price

welcome to nl 8)

[Mike]

^^ got it in one, the floor will prolly drop out when you slam the door! :lol:

[cooper_nova]

^^ got it in one, the floor will prolly drop out when you slam the door! :lol:

lol wouldn't it of already dropped out before u slam the door? as in when u st oh the seat :wink:

[5_door owner]

left a message on your site :wink:

















:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Dangleberry]

My names Dangleberry, i'm from Belize and drive a phat nova turbo with carbs and a chipped ecu. It az got te well phat max power sickerzzz on it too and 'll do 145mph in 2nd gear, woooooshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Philsutton]

Heres your medal for having such a propa bad ass sick dan nova innit

http://www.abc.net.au/olympics/2004/galleries/day8_pool/images/02.jpg

[Dar]

Just a thought here. Say this is genuine. We really sound nice eh?! :wink:
Also if its not then I bet that site is someones genuine site and 5_door_owner just put up 'tet ya gits out!! lol'. :oops:

lol - nutter :o
Almost spat my coffie all over my puter as well :P

[epo]

left a message on your site :wink:
:lol: :lol: :lol:

love the sig mate :+:

[Jack]

My names Dangleberry, i'm from Belize
I've never been there, can you give me directions?


:lol:

[Dangleberry]

Aye m8, itz ova der sumwer i fink :lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/over-there-lphoto.jpg

Dat is 1 phat schelica u got der Razordongle, ssshwwwoooooooooooshhh [b]]]//[PHat][bb]]b/]

[Stuart]

Dunova. not funny :P

Busted

[Dangleberry]

Who?! :lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/who.jpg

[sickrabbit]

Heres your medal for having such a propa bad ass sick dan nova innit

http://www.abc.net.au/olympics/2004/galleries/day8_pool/images/02.jpg

just take senacot..........


one of natures secrets , just discovered by this young bint.

[nova_chik]

OH MOY GOD :twisted: ! lol, i only started the topin 2 say hello ,and find out bout all you lot, not be called a chav, when im clearly not!!!, and i cnt beleve you took the pikki of my horse ! lol, im not gettin that car no more, im gettin this really nice nova! ill get a pikki soon.

[hendrix]

nice1 :micky:

[Jack]

[b]]]//[PHat][bb]]b/]
That gave it away :lol:

[boredbloke]

your web site scares me lol

pmsl scared the fookin shit outta me too, it's dead silent here and the speakers were turned up well loud!!!!

[sickrabbit]

Honestly ..you gotta be kiddin !
I am in no doubt that you are an imposter , from some strange region , probably East Anglia......if not then you are male...and bald..
welcome.

[novamadcars]

lol these posts realy intrest me :D

[burgo]

if you are real whats your reply to 5-door- nova'a shout out??

plus if you dont already have a nova what nova are the seats out of in the pic on your site??

[FlatBeatBoy]

YOU IZ WELL A MINGA INNIT

[nova_chik]

wotever you say, trust me i neva got told tht b4 , n de pik is from bout 2 years ago!

ill get em out i ay bovrd !

[Philsutton]

ill get em out i ay bovrd
sorry didnt catch a word of that

[epo]

ill get em out i ay bovrd
sorry didnt catch a word of that

"i will retrieve them when the feeling takes me so

peace out" :lol:

[Jack]

Did someone say something about Bovrill?

[epo]

Did someone say something about Bovrill?

either that or bovine

[boredbloke]

OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT!


Tell ya what chik pm them to me n i'll post em up! lol!

[novaco]

OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT!

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i totaly agree though!

[Jack]

RAT OUT RAT OUT RAT OUT RAT OUT RAT OUT RAT OUT!
Thats better :lol:

[boredbloke]

RAT OUT RAT OUT RAT OUT RAT OUT RAT OUT RAT OUT!
Thats better :lol:

no no no no.... tw... no i'd better not actually lol!

[ade]

er...

I'm sorry - did I miss something?

A - wot website (that seems to scare everyone)?
B - wtf?!?
3 - 16...(is that legal?)
4 - yawns - cant think of owt else

If yer genuine and will hang about here to get posts into double figures "welcome to the site - hope you enjoy"

If not "GET TER FCUK!"

:wink:

(feeling subtle this evening...)

[burgo]

ill get em out i ay bovrd !lies

what exactly have you modeled for kays anyway

[FlatBeatBoy]

ill get em out i ay bovrd !lies

what exactly have you modeled for kays anyway

The sock section :lol:

[boredbloke]

er...

I'm sorry - did I miss something?

A - wot website (that seems to scare everyone)?
B - wtf?!?
3 - 16...(is that legal?)
4 - yawns - cant think of owt else

If yer genuine and will hang about here to get posts into double figures "welcome to the site - hope you enjoy"

If not "GET TER FCUK!"

:wink:

(feeling subtle this evening...)

AB3 and 4?? are you feeling a lil drunk too??lol

A - how long u bin here?? check her profile!!
B - a new chick has signed up and half the blokes on here have hard-ons
3 - depends what it is you wana do :wink: :lol:
4 - write more in ade's garage!!

"GET TER FCUK!"

and wtf is this...?

[Dave]

I am in no doubt that you are an imposter , from some strange region , probably East Anglia......

nowt wrong with east anglia!!!!

an how do
if it was a member already admin would probably have ratted on the member as the ip's would be matching!

[ade]

lol - boredbloke - didnt see priofile

:D

and get ter fcuk - sounded like a wind up.

I never read full threads - too boring - more fun to read the 1st few and then post some random sh1te - keeps em going. In muppet corner the chances are it'll get highjacked and changed anyway!

lol

and yes I was a tad drunk.

Oh - and I used to live in Stafford - pretty damn close to Cannock!

8)

[nova_chik]

u lot seem like a buch o f twats, well sum of ya, !!. ! so dont b so bloody arsey, cuz girls always win!

[Dod]

Sorry, why is there a Mobile Number in your Sig?? We're all too old for you, anyway, someone as young as you shouldn't have a mobile. Its past your bedtime, go to sleep!!

Children these days!!!

[Kinky Monza]

did nobody realise this girl wants a sugar daddy :roll:
sorry nova chav oops chick did they not teach you how to spell at school

[Dod]

And didn't you say you weren't coming on here anymore Tracie?

[Dod]

well guys i am now bored with this site
off to find pastures new:?:

[Jack]

Sorry, why is there a Mobile Number in your Sig??
LMFAO whoops, mobile number on the internet alert :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

i did say that but i alternate between this site and ebay
oh and book keeping aswell as horsey sites
but they dont amuse me :lol: :roll:

[dunova]

I'm going to call her mobile and breath heavily whilst rubbing my ear. Don't tell her though.

[fo shizel]my[/nizzle]

[Kinky Monza]

she'd probobly enjoy it :roll:

[Jack]

I know I would

[Dod]

Heres Mine!! 00353-8724795_3!! Guess the missing digit and you win a free item of my choice.

[Mike.]

lol and theres me thinking this post was dead lol, :lol:

[Philsutton]

cuz girls always win!
your deluded if you think that, most men walk away as they cant stand the constant high pitch whinging.

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeffftteeeerrrrrrttyyyyy boooooooooooooooooo kknucvhkcldf

[Kinky Monza]

not that im sticking up for a chav but men just dont have the staying power :!: :lol:

[Dod]

Its not the staying power we lack, its just that we cant be arsed listening to this nagging winging little voice telling us that we're Basicially Shit!!

[ANDYRACER]

Oh ffs not another chav :roll: Would u like me to go in the offlicense for you and get you 3 litres of white lightening?

[Kinky Monza]

no thanks i can buy my own being 24 not 16
you cheeky bugger i'm no chav
vodka is my drink not crappy cider
oh i can spell too :roll:

[ANDYRACER]

Wasnt directing the post at you :roll:

[Kinky Monza]

fair enough then please accept my deepest apology
:wink:

[sh0rty]

wtf is this post all about? :roll:

what is she is a real 16 year old. did you lot not at one time think some stupid things? not know whats good, and whats crap?

like already said if it was one of you lot messing, then admin would have matched ip and said....unless it is an admin then we are all stuffed :P

welcome to Novaload, if you still use the site that is...

[boredbloke]

Oh ffs not another chav :roll: Would u like me to go in the offlicense for you and get you 3 litres of white lightening?

are you actually old enuf yet??

[hendrix]

^^ :lol:

[ANDYRACER]

Oh ffs not another chav :roll: Would u like me to go in the offlicense for you and get you 3 litres of white lightening?

are you actually old enuf yet??

You still here :roll: ffs go back to ur japcrap site

[Jack]

You still here :roll: ffs go back to ur japcrap site
Careful with the jap insults sonny :wink:

[ANDYRACER]

You still here :roll: ffs go back to ur japcrap site
Careful with the jap insults sonny :wink:

Jack you bought a decent japcrap car :wink: Fukin fast them gt4, and the grip from a standing started is just crazy :o

[burgo]

yeah lay off jap

[boredbloke]

don't make me bitch slap you Andy....

you and your one big fook off eye brow

[ANDYRACER]

You back again :roll:

[boredbloke]

back again i never left??

I've on here longer than you anyhow....

One day i will see you at a meet and when that day comes, i will piss myself laughing at you...

:roll: :roll:

[ANDYRACER]

Why laugh? ull be knocked out :wink:

[Jack]

http://www.viperalley.com/gallery/data/502/109argue.jpg

[boredbloke]

ull be knocked out

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[sickrabbit]

That bloomin cidery stuff...near where I used to work the local alkies used to down that stuff and snort curry powder to get munted -affects the bloodstream or summat. One afternoon the paramedics took 3 of em away totally out of it. The following morning I asked our security card if there was any news concerning the drinkers ( as they were a constant nuisance to where we worked ) He replied that 2 of em had been released from A&E but one of em was still out of it in a Korma ( coma ) .......




OH WHAT THE HELL - I,LL JUST GET ME COAT .

[dunova]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/how20about20a20warm20cup20of20stfu.jpg

[Jack]

http://home.nc.rr.com/inbedwithhomer/STFU%20vader.gif

[dunova]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/homeless20stfu.jpg

[Jack]

http://home.sc.rr.com/jbernick/gb-stfu.JPG

[dunova]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/shutup.jpg

[sickrabbit]

FELTCHED .

[dunova]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/gay20cowboy.jpg

[sickrabbit]

LOL.

[dunova]

Has anyone ever seen a gay rabbit? Do girl and boy rabbits look different?? :o :lol:

[sickrabbit]

VERY BUNNY !!

[dunova]

Bunny?? I was serious :lol:

I think :?

[Jack]

Some bloke at work keeps calling me Dave :?

[sickrabbit]

Kick him swiftly in the family allowance and then do your best Mad Anne impersination .

[dunova]

Tell him your mates call you razor-if he asks why, tell him he'll find out if he keeps calling you Dave :lol:


Razordave. Doesn't quite have the same ring as Razorflange :?

[sickrabbit]

Last time I worked in a machine shop there was a bloke who,d do this on pourpose...he soon learnt the hard way when he called a contractor Malchom time after time . "Malc" was a dab hand at lobbin monkey wrenches......

[scott.parker]

Tell him your mates call you razor-if he asks why, tell him he'll find out if he keeps calling you Dave :lol:


Razordave. Doesn't quite have the same ring as Razorflange :?

lol wern that lockstock?me mates call me Razor!"why?" mess with the razor and your gona get cut!!

I love that quote,it still makes me laugh. :lol:

Scott

[Kinky Monza]

sad mate

:wink:
lock stock is cool tho :lol: