FFFFFFffffffrustration!!!! Major rant

[CP]

My Nova has been parked outside my house for 2 weeks and I went to put something in it today and I couldn't believe it. A feckin miserable little fart of a mouse has gone and chewed a hole in the upholstery of my bucket seat :evil: :evil:
There's nothing in my car that could possibly interest a mouse. Its totally stripped out and there are only 2 bits that could make a mouse nest - the foam in the seat and the foam in the air filter. It had to go and chew a hole right in the most obvious place :evil:

I dunno what it is about my car but this is the 3rd time I've had mice in it. All other cars nearby aren't touched. Its really pissing me off :evil: They have this knack of finding something thats a bit precious and gnawing little holes all in it. Not only that it stinks of mouse piss now.BASTIDS :evil:

Revenge will be exacted. The Little Nipper is going in there tonight. Have a bit of happy slapping with that you little $%*@*&!!! :twisted:

[Ste L]

fucking mice, leave a cat in your car tonight, might kill them off :lol:

[_JH_]

'Little nipper' being the cat and not your youngest child I hope :lol:

My ginge cat loves the bucket seat in my grasser, sleeps there most nights, no mouse holes yet!

[Ian]

There's nothing in my car that could possibly interest a mouse.

erm seats? lmao


Not only that it stinks of mouse p**s now

thats your old man smell

[CP]

:lol: yeh yeh very funny :lol:

[swf width=1 height=1:71536d17e3]http://www.ianstorey.net/mouse.swf[/swf:71536d17e3]

[ade]

pmsl!

Thats mental - I was expectiung to see CP's car vandalised by chavs or summut not feckin rodents (same thing though).

lol

Should call it speed gonzalez - certainly will be if you catch hold of the fecker!

:lol:

[CP]

This thread is not going to be for the squeamish. Evidence will be posted! :evil:

[Adam]

Get some mouse traps in there. :wink:

[scott.parker]

Oh dear sorry to here that mate,though it dose make you laugh how the fucks get it and know what to chew up! :lol:

Scott

[Stuart]

lol.

get mark on the case.
Or get your old man to shoot at the car lol

[Jim]

lol.

get mark on the case.
Or get your old man to shoot at the car lol

Haha, I can just picture Charlies old man with his shotgun shooting the c**p out of the car, lol.

Jim

[Ste L]

love the avatar and member name haha CP, :lol: :lol:

[-tucny-]

how the chuff did a mouse get in your car in the first place??

[Jim]

Come on people, Novas are hardly air tight and mice aren't exactly the biggest creature in the world :roll:

Jim

[Nath]

whos put the song on the thread lmao?

[mad-driver]

whos put the song on the thread lmao?

LMAO it just came on while i was reading i wondered what it was :lol:

[-tucny-]

Come on people, Novas are hardly air tight and mice aren't exactly the biggest creature in the world :roll:

Jim

i know there not air tight but id still kind of like to know how.

i watched a hitch hikers guide to the galaxy last night and now i know what those mice are capable of, i want to protect my car!

[burgo]

lol poor cp comes on here genuinely pissed off as anyone else would be and he gets ripped :(

like the little choon tho lol

[Col_Mk1]

hope u get the little rodent :lol:

[Jack]

LMFAO @ music & avatar :lol: :lol: :lol:

[ade]

so!

Did you catch it?!?

And PMSL at the music!

:lol:

[CP]

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b21/CP45/DSC00128.jpg

:twisted:

...and so it came to pass that vengeance was mine - earth to earth, dust to dust, ashes to ashes.

A salutory lesson for all the little furry fcuks out there I think :evil:

[Jim]

You murderer!

lol :lol:

Jim

[Adam]

Looks painful :lol:

Animal cruelty :wink: :lol:

[CP]

What can I say - I was provoked. He committed wilful vandalism on my car and desecrated its holy driving seat with blatent and reckless disregard to the rules of natural justice :twisted:

He was judged, found guilty and dispatched according to the Law of the Little Nipper and justice was seen to be done :lol:

[Col_Mk1]

lmao just hope it aint got any brothers :lol:

[Jack]

Reminds me of the thread Epo had a while back with his rat/mouse/thing in the kitchen :lol:

[srs1]

omg.

that was my poor pet alfred.

you killed alfred.

boooo hooooo




i bet his cousins get revenge lol

[Adam]

i bet his cousins get revenge lol
LOL.

Tonight they will start work on the whole car :lol:

[mad-driver]

LOL.

Tonight they will start work on the whole car :lol:

You mean they'll make a HOLE in the car lol :lol:

[Stuart]

hmm charles.... a murderer?!?! never! lol kinda like when we caught a mouse in the grass seed sack, then put it in a plastic tub then cahrles stamped on it lmao.

[Jim]

Shame they don't do life sized ones for when a c**t tries stealing your car. How funny would that be, coming to your car in the morning to see some chav with his head stuck in a giant mouse trap...hmm, I might copyright that idea, who wants one knocking up? lol.

Jim

[Snowface]

My Nova has been parked outside my house for 2 weeks and I went to put something in it today and I couldn't believe it. A feckin miserable little fart of a mouse has gone and chewed a hole in the upholstery of my bucket seat :evil: :evil:

rofl!