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My Nova has been parked outside my house for 2 weeks and I went to put something in it today and I couldn't believe it. A feckin miserable little fart of a mouse has gone and chewed a hole in the upholstery of my bucket seat :evil: :evil:
There's nothing in my car that could possibly interest a mouse. Its totally stripped out and there are only 2 bits that could make a mouse nest - the foam in the seat and the foam in the air filter. It had to go and chew a hole right in the most obvious place :evil:
I dunno what it is about my car but this is the 3rd time I've had mice in it. All other cars nearby aren't touched. Its really pissing me off :evil: They have this knack of finding something thats a bit precious and gnawing little holes all in it. Not only that it stinks of mouse piss now.BASTIDS :evil:
Revenge will be exacted. The Little Nipper is going in there tonight. Have a bit of happy slapping with that you little $%*@*&!!! :twisted:
fucking mice, leave a cat in your car tonight, might kill them off :lol:
'Little nipper' being the cat and not your youngest child I hope :lol:
My ginge cat loves the bucket seat in my grasser, sleeps there most nights, no mouse holes yet!
There's nothing in my car that could possibly interest a mouse.
erm seats? lmao
Not only that it stinks of mouse p**s now
thats your old man smell
:lol: yeh yeh very funny :lol:
[swf width=1 height=1:71536d17e3]http://www.ianstorey.net/mouse.swf[/swf:71536d17e3]
pmsl!
Thats mental - I was expectiung to see CP's car vandalised by chavs or summut not feckin rodents (same thing though).
lol
Should call it speed gonzalez - certainly will be if you catch hold of the fecker!
:lol:
This thread is not going to be for the squeamish. Evidence will be posted! :evil:
Get some mouse traps in there. :wink:
scott.parker
10-10-05, 01:02 AM
Oh dear sorry to here that mate,though it dose make you laugh how the fucks get it and know what to chew up! :lol:
Scott
lol.
get mark on the case.
Or get your old man to shoot at the car lol
lol.
get mark on the case.
Or get your old man to shoot at the car lol
Haha, I can just picture Charlies old man with his shotgun shooting the c**p out of the car, lol.
Jim
love the avatar and member name haha CP, :lol: :lol:
-tucny-
10-10-05, 12:51 PM
how the chuff did a mouse get in your car in the first place??
Come on people, Novas are hardly air tight and mice aren't exactly the biggest creature in the world :roll:
Jim
whos put the song on the thread lmao?
mad-driver
10-10-05, 01:49 PM
whos put the song on the thread lmao?
LMAO it just came on while i was reading i wondered what it was :lol:
-tucny-
10-10-05, 03:07 PM
Come on people, Novas are hardly air tight and mice aren't exactly the biggest creature in the world :roll:
Jim
i know there not air tight but id still kind of like to know how.
i watched a hitch hikers guide to the galaxy last night and now i know what those mice are capable of, i want to protect my car!
lol poor cp comes on here genuinely pissed off as anyone else would be and he gets ripped :(
like the little choon tho lol
Col_Mk1
10-10-05, 08:57 PM
hope u get the little rodent :lol:
LMFAO @ music & avatar :lol: :lol: :lol:
so!
Did you catch it?!?
And PMSL at the music!
:lol:
http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b21/CP45/DSC00128.jpg
:twisted:
...and so it came to pass that vengeance was mine - earth to earth, dust to dust, ashes to ashes.
A salutory lesson for all the little furry fcuks out there I think :evil:
You murderer!
lol :lol:
Jim
Looks painful :lol:
Animal cruelty :wink: :lol:
What can I say - I was provoked. He committed wilful vandalism on my car and desecrated its holy driving seat with blatent and reckless disregard to the rules of natural justice :twisted:
He was judged, found guilty and dispatched according to the Law of the Little Nipper and justice was seen to be done :lol:
Col_Mk1
11-10-05, 10:01 PM
lmao just hope it aint got any brothers :lol:
Reminds me of the thread Epo had a while back with his rat/mouse/thing in the kitchen :lol:
omg.
that was my poor pet alfred.
you killed alfred.
boooo hooooo
i bet his cousins get revenge lol
i bet his cousins get revenge lol
LOL.
Tonight they will start work on the whole car :lol:
mad-driver
12-10-05, 12:32 AM
LOL.
Tonight they will start work on the whole car :lol:
You mean they'll make a HOLE in the car lol :lol:
hmm charles.... a murderer?!?! never! lol kinda like when we caught a mouse in the grass seed sack, then put it in a plastic tub then cahrles stamped on it lmao.
Shame they don't do life sized ones for when a c**t tries stealing your car. How funny would that be, coming to your car in the morning to see some chav with his head stuck in a giant mouse trap...hmm, I might copyright that idea, who wants one knocking up? lol.
Jim
Snowface
12-10-05, 04:17 PM
My Nova has been parked outside my house for 2 weeks and I went to put something in it today and I couldn't believe it. A feckin miserable little fart of a mouse has gone and chewed a hole in the upholstery of my bucket seat :evil: :evil:
rofl!
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