hi im new does anybody ...................

[Kinky Monza]

:cry:

[Dpnova]

hi and no

[Kinky Monza]

hi thanx for that

[burgo]

hi and no again

[Kinky Monza]

why thanx guys you all seem so helpful :lol:

[Dpnova]

do you have a problem with a nova?

[Kinky Monza]

hi !
not now as its in nova heaven !!!
i need a web site for my business tho :lol:

[Dpnova]

what is it you do

[Kinky Monza]

i ride horses for a living !!!!
very boring tho :roll:

[Dpnova]

what do you need a website for, must be better than some jobs

[Kinky Monza]

to get more publicity for my business
the job isn't that bad untill i fall off a young horse :oops:

[Dpnova]

so what is it you exactly do then, or do you just ride horses and get payed for it

[Kinky Monza]

you hit the nail on the head mate
i get paid loads of money to ride horses for other people :lol:

[Dpnova]

sounds like an alright job to me :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

its not that bad just mega long hours
can get boring when its lashing it down & ive 6 to ride
whatta you do ?

[Dpnova]

pretty much the same, i get payed to ride my chair to either side of my desk looking busy

i do it supprt

[Stuart]

hi, i can design a website provided its just text and no formatting etc lmao

[Dpnova]

ill do it in notepad lol

[Kinky Monza]

what i need is a basic site to advertise my business
with location contact details
and a list of my services :|
if anyone can help id be grateful :wink:

[Dpnova]

you can use microsoft frontpage thats well basic

[Jack]

Welcome to webdesload lol

Frontpage is about as useful as a bacon sandwich at a jewish wedding!

Use notepad...

[Dpnova]

u need to know html to use note pad, front page is shite but it does it for u

[Jack]

html isn't too hard to learn, advantage of doing it yourself in notepad is you can lay the code out how you want it, not how frontpage wants you to lol

and i've never found frontpage very good at handling frames... but thats probably just me lol

[Dpnova]

i hate it all, its all ghey

[Jack]

thinking of gay, why hasn't dunova been on much lately?

[Ste L]

alreet, welcome. and sorry cant help you with the web design stuff

[boredbloke]

i've got dreamweaver if any body fancies having a bit of fun with it

[dunova]

thinking of gay, why hasn't dunova been on much lately?
Ahh, the bunch of homo's have missed me :lol:

I've been working FAR too hard at uni and moving house and stuff, so am not online very often :cry:

Why is tracie's first post deleted?? Did she say something naughty?? :o

[Jack]

Asked for help with web design iirc... dunno why its gone...

Have you been boning my friend Aimee? lol 6 blokes in a week! Scandalous, these bristol types...

[dunova]

Yes. Me and Aimeeeeee are VERY close. Even now whilst i'm typing. 6 blokes?! SLUT!! Give me her number :lol:

No, i'm seeing 'Jenny' tonight, she's lurvly :oops: Ahhhh

I'll help you design a web tracie, with a little help from my friend mrs.Widow, or 'black widow' as she prefers..............

[Jack]

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/humour/images/htmlcoder.jpg

[dunova]

OMG it's you!! It even says 'Razor' on your cap!! You're a HOBO :lol:

[Jack]

I've had a shave since then....

[dunova]

I've had a shave since then....
Going from your avatar, i'd also say you've managed to set your head on fire. I'd really get something done about that ASAP :o

[Jack]

It will come in handy for the winter months though!

[dunova]

Good point. I think. I prefer my heated seats though :lol:

Oh, and the heated seats in the Omega manual mv6 i'm looking at might be quite cosy too. Along with the 204bhp going to the rear wheels :twisted:

[Jack]

Along with the 204bhp
So its got TWO max power stickaz? Wikkid!

[dunova]

Along with the 204bhp
So its got TWO max power stickaz? Wikkid!
Four actually 8)

I think a couple of 'comparisons' may have to be made between the mv6 and your schelica. Say for example, who hits 140mph first?? :lol:

[FlatBeatBoy]

dunova... You told me in a pm that u would like a run in jacks car

So hush! :P

[dunova]

dunova... You told me in a pm that u would like a run in jacks car

So hush! :P
YOU LIE!! YOU LIE!! :oops:

[FlatBeatBoy]

lmao... Get jack to send u the video he recorded while driving

proper good :lol: :lol:

[dunova]

Did he take 2nd gear all the way to 35mph :o :lol:

[Jack]

36!!!!!!!!!!!

damn I AM hardcore!!!!1!

[FlatBeatBoy]

hes like

''rob rob check out ma mad boost man'' at Half 1 in the morning driving home lol

[ade]

lol - talk about hijacking a thread!

Frontpage is pretty cool if you can be anussed messing about with it...

Heres a site I designed a while ago - still update it every now and again - just added a new shop to it. Its for the wifes sister who set up a dog walking business last year.

WWW.DOGWALKIES.CO.UK

All done in Frontpage with other code lifted from free sites etc...

Know what you mean ref horses - me wife has a horse called Harvey - 5 yrs old and 17 hands high! Big softer - keep saying I'll doa site for him to track his development - havent got round to it yet though

:oops:

[Jack]

lol - talk about hijacking a thread!

THIS THREAD HAS BEEN RAZORJACKED

[Kinky Monza]

hi guys and thanx for that but ...........
i was looking for somebody to do it for me !!!!!!!!!!!
:wink: :wink:

[scott.parker]

hi guys and thanx for that but ...........
i was looking for somebody to do it for me !!!!!!!!!!!
:wink: :wink:

God dont want much,tell you what how about i ride the friggin horses for you also? :lol:

[Kinky Monza]

if you think you can ride racehorses then yes

[FlatBeatBoy]

ummm like u got msn tracie?

I do some mild web-design ill help you out :wink:

[Jack]

ummm like u got msn tracie?

I do some mild web-design ill help you out :wink:
TechnoBungle is on the pull!

You still haven't sent me any pics of your sister either you hobo :lol:

[FlatBeatBoy]

calm down jack all in time lol

[Kinky Monza]

dont have msn at present
just email me some info
if thats o.k :?: :?: :wink:

[FlatBeatBoy]

like... if i had your email address that might help :roll:

pm me

[Jack]

dpnova@hotmail.co.uk

:lol:

[FlatBeatBoy]

if its dp ima smash my keyboard... horse riding hoe

[Kinky Monza]

i am NO hoe you bitch :wink: :wink:

[srs1]

if its dp ima smash my keyboard... horse riding hoe

not very nice that fella.

i think razorjack is having a dig at denny for a previous trick played on him.

[Kinky Monza]

worse than women you blokes for botching :lol: :lol:

[srs1]

worse than women you blokes for botching :lol: :lol:

you make no sense.

bitching is a fine form of art.

[FlatBeatBoy]

if its dp ima smash my keyboard... horse riding hoe

not very nice that fella.

i think razorjack is having a dig at denny for a previous trick played on him.


wasnt directed at tracie. Was directed at DP if it was him lol :oops:

[Dpnova]

WTF...im lost whats going on here

[Jack]

if its dp ima smash my keyboard... horse riding hoe

not very nice that fella.

i think razorjack is having a dig at denny for a previous trick played on him.
It was a trick? :o












:lol:

[FlatBeatBoy]

Stfu jack... go spazz out on cam again and shove a jet up ur arse... lol

Spazmo orgazmo --- best word we have came up with yet rofl


YO MAN WIKKID CHOONZ INNIT MATE

[Dpnova]

:roll:

[FlatBeatBoy]

hi dp

http://indstyle.addr.com/pics/BOOST.jpg


avvv some boost

[Dpnova]

hi sweetness

[Jack]

Stfu jack... go spazz out on cam again and shove a jet up ur a***... lol

Spazmo orgazmo --- best word we have came up with yet rofl


YO MAN WIKKID CHOONZ INNIT MATE
LMFAO that was nuts... *spaz spaz* ITS OK I\'M HAVING AN ORGAZUM uuuuhhhhHRRRRRRR *spaz spaz* Shit Rob dial 999, she\'s spacking out!

[FlatBeatBoy]

lmao... drag racing with model cars? :\

Chav impressions with our cider and weirdo chav dancing... god lol

Bored nothing to do entertain me please :lol:

[srs1]

hi dp

http://indstyle.addr.com/pics/BOOST.jpg


avvv some boost


you aint in the trade to be able to quote the boooost you know

[Dpnova]

you tell him seany boy :cry:

[FlatBeatBoy]

hi dp

http://indstyle.addr.com/pics/BOOST.jpg


avvv some boost


you aint in the trade to be able to quote the boooost you know


=( plz forgive

[srs1]

az you's iz wikid.

you iz safe

[FlatBeatBoy]

aaaaay man u iz no bad yourself lyke... cheerZ for forgiveness br0

[srs1]

sweet




safe matez