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sickrabbit
27-09-05, 08:49 PM
A new well paid job were you dont feel like scivvy and treted like a mushroom ( kept in the dark and fed a load of sh*t ) :evil:






And a bucket load of psy trance cd,s please - if yer listenin like - Santa !

Jack
27-09-05, 10:50 PM
I would like some Kazera wheels please Mr Claus.

Philsutton
28-09-05, 12:00 PM
i'd like the mass slaughter of chavs and pikeys, but we dont always get what we want.

Jack
28-09-05, 12:58 PM
I think they should be used as a renewable energy source

Jim
28-09-05, 01:11 PM
I think they should be used as a renewable energy source

LMFAO, that's the best thing I've ever heard you say, lol.

Jim

ade
29-09-05, 02:17 PM
this year I are mostly be wanting -

A mig welder

some funky mp3 / ipod style device

and to eat lots and be happy and see my family (who are scattered all over the ruddy globe)

:roll:

Jos
29-09-05, 02:46 PM
I think they should be used as a renewable energy source

:lol: :lol: :lol: Best idea I have heard this year

Jack
29-09-05, 02:57 PM
The chav population of Bristol alone could probably power half the country for the next 10 years!

NovalutionGSi
29-09-05, 03:11 PM
The chav population of Bristol alone could probably power half the country for the next 10 years!

and the amount thats in the East of England will keep it going for a good 20 years..... that Micheal Carrol will burn for a long time the fat Chavvy twat....... :evil:

This year..... Santa i'd like to have a soding nova that ran and didnt need major work doing over the Xmas period! :lol:

boredbloke
29-09-05, 11:30 PM
this year i'd like a colour coded leather interior and a turbo kit :D

although they are both for my honda

:wink:

ANDYRACER
30-09-05, 02:55 AM
Id like a driving license :lol:

Jack
30-09-05, 08:18 AM
Id like a driving license :lol:
LOL sig quote alert :lol:

dunova
30-09-05, 08:26 AM
I'd like a teleportation device. And an albeano mouse.

FlatBeatBoy
30-09-05, 12:49 PM
i would like dunova's mum :lol:

Marc
30-09-05, 06:57 PM
talking of xmas was told this joke at work yesterday

dustbin mens last round before xmas. 1 of the runners goes to knock on the door n a tall attractive women opens the door. the dustbin man says "merry xmas" the women replys "follow me!" and shags his brains out. the dustbin man runs out n tell his mate. his mate goes to the door knocks the woman answers the dustbin man says "merry xmas" again the woman says "follow me!" n shags his brain out. the dustbin man leaves and goes and tells the driver. the driver goes knocks on the door n the women opens and he says "merry xmas" and the woman hands him a fiver! the drivers is confused and says "how come i get the fiver and the others got shags? the woman replys "ive got strict orders from my husband, giver the driver a fiver and fuck the rest!" :D :D

laffed me ass of and nearly fell of me chair lol

F188CHG
01-10-05, 11:41 AM
Id like a driving license back :lol:

Re-test in 10 days :twisted:

Marc
01-10-05, 12:01 PM
gutted mate how you loss it?

F188CHG
01-10-05, 12:40 PM
Dangerous driveing,so that say :wink:

Marc
01-10-05, 04:31 PM
lol i only get caught speeding n get let off lol :D

F188CHG
01-10-05, 04:54 PM
Thats the worst thing about novas the police see a nova n have to stop you.

I had a SR when i was about 17 - 18 and i got pulled twice a week for fuk all :?