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1 girls number wednesday night and 1 FIT girls number and invitation to her house party this friday night-god i'm good :lol:
I'm a PIMP 8)
Jack, fancy a house party?? :wink:
yeah but do you have the balls to date them at the same time!
DA MAN!
8)
yeah but do you have the balls to date them at the same time!
DA MAN!
8)
erm, well i'm not sure i'm man enough :oops: :lol:
Problem is, if they find out=i have none!! The one having the house party's FIT!! It's her 18th b'day on friday- i feel like abit of a peado lol, but i'm only 20 :?
eh!
Shes 18 (or will be) - yer only 2 yrs older than her
Christ on a Bike - I'm 6 years older than my missus!
Blimey a frew years back (at my stag doo actually) I bumped into this girl I used to know way back - it was her 21st birthday on the town and was an absolute stunner!l - gave me the right horn!
The REAL disturbing thing though is she was 10 the last time I saw her!
:o
Had to drink several alcopops to cleans my soul! Felt real durty!
And who cares if they catch you - its not like you've got a problem getting numbers of birds!
Mind you if the 18 year old's fit - go for it - if she slings you you still have the other number...
:wink:
Hell i'm 23 but yeah i'm up for it :lol:
:lol: I like your way of thinking! Must be quite weird fancying someone you last saw when they were 10 :? I've had similar experiences but only by afew years!
Gona have to have afew bevvies before i go to this house party-i barely know her and wont know anyone else there!! But i am taking 2 mates so it should be a good laugh. Good old freshers week :D
Jack-invitation's there :wink: although aren't you currently hitched??
One of her mates was fecking incredible aswell-looked filthy as feck-she had 'that look' in her eyes :o
Jack-invitation's there :wink: although aren't you currently hitched??
Hitched my ass, i've been single over a month :wink:
The Razorjack always has a hareem though lol
pmsl - freshers week!
You WILL get shagged!
If not by the 18 year old by at least 2 of her mates - if yer lucky at the same time!
Razorjacks hareem lol, all those fitties that live in the fields and hay stacks :lol:
If not by the 18 year old by at least 2 of her mates - if yer lucky at the same time!
And omg i definately would her mates aswell-especially the short skirt 'look in her eye' one :lol: *Drool*
I'll report back on how it goes next week-should be in a good mood all week just looking forward to it :P
Razorjacks hareem lol, all those fitties that live in the fields and hay stacks :lol:
Rule #4 I think it is - I don't do the locals!! I think the closest it gets is Taunton...
scott.parker
23-09-05, 11:51 PM
:lol: I like your way of thinking! Must be quite weird fancying someone you last saw when they were 10 :? I've had similar experiences but only by afew years!
Gona have to have afew bevvies before i go to this house party-i barely know her and wont know anyone else there!! But i am taking 2 mates so it should be a good laugh. Good old freshers week :D
Jack-invitation's there :wink: although aren't you currently hitched??
One of her mates was fecking incredible aswell-looked filthy as feck-she had 'that look' in her eyes :o
What some left over cum in her eyes from the last guy,that type of filthy bitch? thats the ones to go for! :lol:
Scott
Razorjacks hareem lol, all those fitties that live in the fields and hay stacks :lol:
Rule #4 I think it is - I don't do the locals!! I think the closest it gets is Taunton...
I did a local a couple of years ago, but it was quite a casual affair so didn't really matter. She was completely stunning, but she knew it and was a COMPLETE and utter bitch!!
What some left over cum in her eyes from the last guy,that type of filthy bitch? thats the ones to go for! :lol:
Scott
They're a safe bet mate :lol:
scott.parker
23-09-05, 11:58 PM
oi fast eddie log into msn!
Rick_Nova
24-09-05, 01:18 AM
bah pimp :P since the 8th of september, i have penetrated 3 laydees in the back of the nova 8) all which are good mates and all which do not know about the others :) hehe
FlatBeatBoy
24-09-05, 06:56 AM
ORT ORT ORT ORT
(jack made me)
in the back of the nova 8)
Classy :roll: :lol:
FlatBeat, what else does uncle Jack make you do?? Does he make you touch him in his 'private' places?? :lol:
FlatBeatBoy
24-09-05, 11:22 AM
your just jealous cause we can make walrus noises... ort ort ort
LOLRUS
ORT ORT ORT
not to be confused with Pacman's AUB AUB AUB
FlatBeatBoy
24-09-05, 11:28 AM
best convo we had....
walruse's.... turbo charged strimmers with boost and taking dumps on peoples gardens and also rave's lol
lmfao
IF YOUR DOG SHITS ON MY YARD, I WILL FUCK YOUR WIFE :arrow: :arrow: :arrow:
FlatBeatBoy
24-09-05, 11:53 AM
I DONT HAVE ONE... WAY TO SCREW UR SELF :lol:
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