View Full Version : Hacking or the like-anyone know how??
I wont go into detail, but if anyone knows anything about hacking or 'upsetting' someone's pc could you please let me know via PM. I am currently bearing a grudge and would like some revenge. Thankyou please
PS, it's no-one related to this site or its neighbouring sites.
Philsutton
21-09-05, 03:30 PM
you'll be after a huge nerd then to clickyty click click away, i hate computers, they really arent my friends so i cant help you here unless it involves throwing bricks at it.
Same, which is why i need some 'help'. If only a brick would reach lol
How bad do you want to fuck the puter up?
I have a cool idea. Not really hacking but it will annoy the bejesus out of whoever you do it to and they will probably re-install windows to get rid ;)
The only problem is that you would need to get on there machine to install it and I have to write it.
Im on the case now though. It's just a cool idea borne out of a problem someone was having with there PC the other day.
I will test it on my PC first just to make sure it works :twisted: its also very easily sorted if you have to.
Philsutton
21-09-05, 04:25 PM
dar cant you write some form of program where it turns off the fan inside the computer( i think they have one lol) so in turn it over heats catches fire an burns their house down.
lol, thats very nasty!
I have the basic program built for what im planning. I just need to put a config file with it so that insults can be added.
Philsutton
21-09-05, 04:36 PM
it was nasty yes. What your doing sounds like it might be amusing, is it anything to do with hitting certain keys will display a random insult?
Give them WinXP SP2 to install on their PC, that should piss them off for a while lol
Give them WinXP SP2 to install on their PC, that should p**s them off for a while lolive never had any probs with it
Dar, no access to their pc :cry:
But i would like to fuck it up as much as possible :twisted:
That fan thing sounds good-how do you do it?? How do you do it??? lol
F188CHG
21-09-05, 05:59 PM
Give them WinXP SP2 to install on their PC, that should p**s them off for a while lol
Wots the deal with sp2 i down loaded it, it didnt work i have it on disk and it still didnt work so i gave up :roll:
Ahh - nevermind. I was going to give you a proggie to replace explorer. So that when the PC boots up it will insult them randomly but never give them anything else but the background. No menus windows icons....nothing!
Get their work email address and sign them up to loads of pr0n sites :lol:
Tops idea!
Razorjack - Your a genius ;)
Not that I've done this kinda thing before you realise...
Get their work email address and sign them up to loads of pr0n sites :lol:
Genius!! But DAMN, that means i've got to look at loads of pr0n! :roll: :lol:
Dunova, in the name of friendship i am willing to lay my fragile innocent mind on the line for you, and look at all the pr0n myself !
best one i used to do, im not a programmer though so its not that good,
A lad at my old work used to get on my tits so i created a notepad file
the text in the file is "shutdown -r" then saved the file with a .BAT extension and put it in the startup folder of his profile, everytime he logged on he got a message telling him he had 30secs before his pc shut down :lol: :lol:
-tucny-
23-09-05, 08:29 AM
to get yourself used to causing mayhem get a key logger such as ispynow. this can be installed on anyones computer and will trace what ever your victim has been up to and it also provides you with their passwords and user names etc.. it can be installed by sending your victim an email with the program disguised in it and it will automatically install itself and by pass any firewalls etc..
the best part is it only costs around ?40 so theres loads of fun to have there.
marsh_man
23-09-05, 08:36 AM
I was told this by a friend. I dont know if it really works or not:
Get a floppy disk, take it apart, put nail varnish on the white fluffy part inside the disc, then put matchstick chippings inside.
Now put the floppy back together.
When the computer starts up with the floppy disk, the disc spins the chippings engnite :)
HAVE FUN!
go to oxid.it and download cain and able, good fun for playing with and maybe do a little poisen routing
the text in the file is "shutdown -r" then saved the file with a .BAT extension and put it in the startup folder of his profile, everytime he logged on he got a message telling him he had 30secs before his pc shut down :lol: :lol:
:lol: that sounds great! But how would you go about saving the file with a .BAT extension? :?
change the extention from .TXT to .BAT(TY)
marsh_man
23-09-05, 01:36 PM
LOL ... in addition to my first post as I couldnt finish off cause I had to go offsite for work....
Write "Porn Imgs" on the floppy!
If its a male, he is bound to look at it :lol:
When he's not looking have a dump on his desk
smeer chilli sauce in his eyes and slap him round the face with a nicly toasted pitta
Shag his wife/girlfriend/pet dog
...and video it
marsh_man
23-09-05, 01:57 PM
Shag his wife/girlfriend/pet dog
...and video it
Yeah I agree :)
Then post the video on here, that will make him really embarresed :wink:
Unless she's a munter, don't want to see that
so your worried about the girl being a munter but not worried about watching the pet!
lmfao well obviously if he was doing the pet we probably wouldn't be able to work out which was which so thats off the menu
Although I've been reliably informed by a mate that used to work for a computing company in Yeovil that the owner of a local security firm has a certain "love" for animals, judging by the contents of his laptop...
all wank ideas. Sorry! Maybe the keylogger will work to cause probs.
Do you have access to his PC?
One funny change is to load the old style "windows has shut down, please restart your PC" as the windows loading screen and disable the hdd light. Everytime windows loads, it will tell them to turn the PC off.
if you dont have access, good luck, they will be behind at least one firewall
He dosen't have access :(
Which limits his options somewhat!
^^Correct, i am accessless :(
go to oxid.it and download cain and able, good fun for playing with and maybe do a little poisen routing
That sounds interesting-may take a look. Otherwise i think i may just get his email spread over the pr0n corner of the net-better than nothing.
Otherwise i think i may just get his email spread over the pr0n corner of the net-better than nothing.
I like the fact you imply that pr0n on the internet is limited to one corner... :lol:
Well it's only 1 corner of my internet experience, but i guess it mostly dominates yours :lol:
Pr0n, internet, same thing :lol:
why all the hastle with the computer?
Just sling a brick through his window and leg it!
or do the classic sh1te in a flaming paper bag on the door step!
Works every time
And with halloween coming up soo - a brilliant excuse to pay the local kids to bomb his house with eggs. flower, paint, super glue in the door locks (thats a classic one - espoecially when the key snaps!) air bomb repeaters against the windows etc etc etc...
Bit of urban terrorism...
8)
All things i would love to do, but unfortunately this is someone that i've never met, dont know what they look like, but they DO live near to me. Basically, we just had a 'diasgreement' on the uni forum, e.g he's a FUCKING COCK lol
It got deleted :lol:
Basically, the moderator shunned my post for being 'pointless and below most peoples level of idiocity'-it was posted in the nonsense&chatter forum!! :evil: So i slated him big style and we argued for a couple of pages and i called him afew names so he deleted the post!! :lol:
lmfao HARDCORE!
Where's he live then :wink: :lol:
christ, is that what this is about ? lmfao
lmfao HARDCORE!
Where's he live then :wink: :lol:
Frenchay :wink:
Nick-Yes :lol:
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