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dunova
19-09-05, 12:59 PM
Fit? (If you don't know who it is, it's the one that does 'pon da replay', you know, "Hey mr.DJ won't you turn the music up"). She's hot :wink:

Jack
19-09-05, 01:07 PM
I have no idea who that is, I am clearly not "down" with the "funky groove" on "da street"

FlatBeatBoy
19-09-05, 01:15 PM
jack ur a old fart... lmao

Jack
19-09-05, 01:27 PM
Indeed I am. And anyway, where's your burgo option! All polls must have a Burgo option lol

Ah well, back to looking for jobs on fish4...

dunova
19-09-05, 02:04 PM
Well i looked on GOOGLE and GOOGLE didn't come up with any pics of her-oh ANOTHER search that google couldn't accomodate me with! :roll:

And yes she's fit, you're too old and you're not down with da streets dawg :lol:

ps, why are you getting a new gay job??

Jack
19-09-05, 02:47 PM
You are clearly not a master of the Google Image Search lol

I'm looking for work in Cheltenham, as I'm thinking of moving there I don't really fancy a 200 mile round trip commute to work back here every day :lol:

Only looking at the moment to see whats about, but there's a one or two that have caught my eye

dunova
19-09-05, 03:11 PM
Get a job in Brizzle you hobo :!:


but there's a one or two that have caught my eye
Gay escort?? :lol:

Jack
19-09-05, 03:14 PM
How much to be your pimp :lol:

dunova
19-09-05, 03:22 PM
How much to be your pimp :lol:
12p per annum plus benefits (being MY pimp) and christmas bonus (a mars bar). Tempted? :lol:

I'll even through in a Halfords air freshener if you're good :wink:

Jack
19-09-05, 03:33 PM
Is there a union I can join?

dunova
19-09-05, 03:45 PM
Yes. It's called the hobo union for smelly ugly pikey hobo's with no friends. Technoflange and me are members :lol:

Jack
19-09-05, 03:51 PM
Hmmm maybe I could pimp TechnoStrudel too...

boredbloke
19-09-05, 05:43 PM
u want fit search keyra on google images.....

dunova
19-09-05, 07:22 PM
u want fit search keyra on google images.....
Way ahead of ya mate :wink:

She makes me dribble on my pee pee she's so hot :o

sartain87
19-09-05, 09:45 PM
http://www6.defjam.com/site/assets/images/artist/photos/rihanna.jpg

there she is shes fit as fuck.....

Ste L
20-09-05, 12:32 AM
she'd get it

FlatBeatBoy
20-09-05, 12:36 AM
Yes. It's called the hobo union for smelly ugly pikey hobo's with no friends. Technoflange and me are members :lol:

Im a proud member with dunova... we even have festival activitys of rading peoples bin's at night time its fun and we get chased by dogs...

Hmmm maybe I could pimp TechnoStrudel too...

Anytime jack :lol:

dunova
20-09-05, 08:21 AM
There ya go you 'idiot for making this post without pics' traitors!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/rhianna.jpg

*Drool*

Ps, if you were as cool as me you wouldn't need pics to know she's hot :!:

Jack
20-09-05, 08:34 AM
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

boredbloke
20-09-05, 08:39 AM
shes got a funny shaped head....

dunova
20-09-05, 08:49 AM
shes got a funny shaped head....
YOU'VE got a funny shaped head!!

It's just the way she's got her hair, *sigh*

Jack
20-09-05, 08:56 AM
shes got a funny shaped head....
CONEHEAD!

heheh I remember that movie :lol:

http://www.themakeupgallery.info/image/fantasy/alien/misc/conejc2.jpg

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boredbloke
20-09-05, 09:03 AM
I've got too ** ** get away i've got too..... get away! lol!!

Dod
20-09-05, 10:35 PM
Na, she's got a boxers nose and a boxer dogs face!!! :lol:

dunova
21-09-05, 08:00 AM
Google's crap and couldn't find me any pics!!
Someone voted for it!!! :D

But the majority of the votes are i'm an idiot :cry:

I must admit she isn't 'stereotypically' fit, but i still think she's incredible.............

FlatBeatBoy
21-09-05, 08:17 AM
your my special idiot though dunny :lol:

dunova
21-09-05, 08:31 AM
I think special is probably the key word there :lol:

Jack
21-09-05, 08:34 AM
SPECIAL EARS!

Hmm, its 8:35 and I've still not left to go to Cardiff.... I am hoping to get there today lol

dunova
21-09-05, 08:37 AM
My ears are indeed very very special. 'Sacred' if you will.

So are you still picking me up on the way? Meaderville close remember?? Caaaarrdiifffff, BAAAA. Unlucky :lol:

Nath
23-09-05, 01:04 AM
shed deffinatly get it! isnt she only 17 or something?? she could sit on my face and fart in my mouth and i wouldnt complain

Jack
23-09-05, 09:18 AM
That is SO wrong lmao

marsh_man
23-09-05, 02:13 PM
yeah i'd bounce her ;)
what about Ciara ???
- even though theres rumours about her having a sex change from a man, i say shes nice!

dunova
23-09-05, 10:42 PM
Well its official-Rhianna's fit!! 35%!! :D

Jack
23-09-05, 10:48 PM
HAH! its split with you now being an idiot :lol:

oooo I love tactical voting :lol:

scott.parker
23-09-05, 10:49 PM
If it looks nice has tits and can suck dick it will do for me! :lol:

dunova
23-09-05, 10:51 PM
37%!! BBAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

ANDYRACER
24-09-05, 02:30 PM
Hmmm she looks fit in some pics and others she just looks dirty 8)

Marc
24-09-05, 05:40 PM
yeah i'd bounce her ;)
what about Ciara ???
- even though theres rumours about her having a sex change from a man, i say shes nice!

really :o if she was a bird i do her if she a man its 50% of me doing it lol anyway serious note now we hav pictures of rhianna id do it lol :lol:

Marc
24-09-05, 05:41 PM
If it looks nice has tits and can suck dick it will do for me! :lol:

so ur telling em if a fat gay pritty boy cam upto you and asked for a shag you would say yeh? lol

joke

scott.parker
24-09-05, 05:59 PM
If it looks nice has tits and can suck dick it will do for me! :lol:

so ur telling em if a fat gay pritty boy cam upto you and asked for a shag you would say yeh? lol

joke

:lol: dont knock it till you try it,ok i should of added also a minge!

Marc
25-09-05, 11:27 AM
If it looks nice has tits and can suck dick it will do for me! :lol:

so ur telling em if a fat gay pritty boy cam upto you and asked for a shag you would say yeh? lol

joke

:lol: dont knock it till you try it,ok i should of added also a minge!

think it wud have helped just a little bit mate lol

Mel
25-09-05, 05:01 PM
Down lads..

She is very good looking, but she doesn't do it for me..

Give me Shakira or that main singer from Pussycat Dolls! Hubba..

scott.parker
25-09-05, 05:21 PM
Down lads..

She is very good looking, but she doesn't do it for me..

Give me Shakira or that main singer from Pussycat Dolls! Hubba..

Sod that why not just give me all three,im sure i can fit them all in bed and find enough time for each between sleeps! :lol:

Mel
28-09-05, 08:56 PM
lol you might have a point there..

Kinky Monza
29-09-05, 12:03 PM
from a birds point of veiw i think she is really pretty
i don't wanna sound like im a dyke or anything but she is attractive

dunova
30-09-05, 08:16 AM
from a birds point of veiw i think she is really pretty
i don't wanna sound like im a dyke or anything but she is attractive
Nothing wrong with abit of girl-on-girl action imo lol :wink:

Jack
30-09-05, 08:24 AM
i don't wanna sound like im a dyke or anything but she is attractive
Thats the kinda statement people say when they're about to, or have just, said something that makes them sound excessively gay


from a birds point of veiw i think she is really pretty
Oh there we go :lol:

dunova
30-09-05, 08:30 AM
Jack you quote editing mo fo-i'd NEVER edit anyone's quote's! Really.

COMPLETELY off subject-i saw a red gt4 in uni yesterday, all blinged up and sat on some big blingin' wheels. It was much more blingy than yours. Although i thought it looked abit shit in red tbh :?

Jack
30-09-05, 08:38 AM
Jack you quote editing mo fo-i'd NEVER edit anyone's quote's! Really. Now where's my rubber bumchair?
I didn't edit her quote at all! I never edit quotes.


COMPLETELY off subject-i saw a red gt4 in uni yesterday, all blinged up and sat on some big blingin' wheels. It was much more blingy than yours. Although i thought it looked abit s**t in red tbh :?
Hmm, I'm not a fan of the red. And mine is more bling purely because its black, people therefore think I am the mafia and am about to kill their family.


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dunova
30-09-05, 08:47 AM
Jack you quote editing mo fo-i'd NEVER edit anyone's quote's! Really. Now where's my rubber bumchair?
I didn't edit her quote at all! I never edit quotes because i'm too busy touching mens bumholes.

Really?? Interesting.................






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Jack
30-09-05, 09:32 AM
You'll never surpass my jedi mind tricks, I can make anyone think anything DUNOVA'S A HOMO all with the power of my mind :wink:

dunova
30-09-05, 10:08 AM
Wow, how did you do that?? Must be some special Jedi sheeeiit, but Wiseman also has secret mind powers............................................ .......................WHAoooeeeieoeoeeeooaaoaaaaa aaieeoeoeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaooooooooRAZORJACK'S A SMELLY HOBO ooeeeieoeoeeeooaaoaaaaaaaieeoeoeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaooo oooowwwaaaaaaa :lol:

Jack
30-09-05, 10:38 AM
Don't you get all kung-fu on my ass! Although I'm sure you'd love it I'm just not into that lol

dunova
30-09-05, 11:35 AM
But i am the kung-fu master and i'd love to kung-fu all over your ass :lol: :o

I'm like Hitatchi off Tekken, but better!!!!! WHOEOEOEEAAUAUEEWWWUUEIEOAOAA

Jack
30-09-05, 11:48 AM
LFMAO we used to call him hitachi too, crap kung fu but good tellys :lol:

FlatBeatBoy
30-09-05, 12:34 PM
rob rob check out ma mad boost man!!!

get out dont be seen here again lol... dunova is a homo he admitted on msn

Dunova says:
Hi technoflange
rob says:
Like hi?
Dunova says:
Would you touch my bum while hanging onto my ears?!!
rob says:
ewww you dirty gay perv get off my msn
Dunova says:
plz im homo dont tell anyone

:lol:

dunova
30-09-05, 12:46 PM
rob rob check out ma mad boost man!!!

get out dont be seen here again lol... dunova is a homo he admitted on msn

Dunova says:
Hi technoflange
rob says:
Like hi?
Dunova says:
Would you touch my bum while hanging onto my ears?!!
rob says:
ewww you dirty gay perv get off my msn
Dunova says:
plz im homo dont tell anyone

:lol:
YOU SUCK ASS!!! I never even venture onto msn because it's full of child touchers like you!! :lol:

Jack
30-09-05, 12:47 PM
Taking quote editing to the next level... MSN Editing :lol:

FlatBeatBoy
30-09-05, 12:48 PM
u lie... thanks

You came on msn and tried cybering me... go away

:lol:

dunova
30-09-05, 12:50 PM
u lie... thanks

You came on msn and tried cybering me...but i'm too gay

:lol:
You said it :lol:

FlatBeatBoy
30-09-05, 12:52 PM
k like whatever dunova... stop trying to twist the story

You told me you signed up for a gay porn edition thats why you were away

:lol:

dunova
30-09-05, 12:54 PM
Oh its all true!! :cry: I've been away filming some gay dutch porn in the back of a fudge factory :lol:

We got lots of free fudge though, which was nice 8)

FlatBeatBoy
30-09-05, 12:55 PM
give me some fudge loving :lol:

dunova
30-09-05, 12:58 PM
I'm all out of fudge loving after my gay porn week. I could throw fudge at you though and then poke you with a stick whilst you're eating it :idea:

FlatBeatBoy
30-09-05, 01:01 PM
uhhh im getting turned on please stop

:lol:

dunova
30-09-05, 01:10 PM
uhhh im getting turned on please stop

:lol:
AHA! I have revealed your true homo side :!:

FlatBeatBoy
30-09-05, 01:12 PM
i revealed yours a couple of posts ago :!: :!: :!: :lol:

Jack
30-09-05, 01:24 PM
MY SAUSAGE IS GREEN!

dunova
30-09-05, 01:29 PM
A green sausage and a head of fire-are you a TROLL?? :o

Jack
30-09-05, 01:38 PM
Troll:

Ar ar ar novas r shit ar ar ar, yuo iz all chavs ar ar ar, i iz gunn cum an whoop yo nova cuz itz shite ar ar ar

....mmm no thats not me :p

I had a sausage and bacon baguette for lunch and noticed when I was halfway thru the sausage was green... I don't feel so good now :?

Marc
02-10-05, 11:24 AM
well your still on msn so obviously it didnt kill ya mate so its all good! :D

SRimon
02-10-05, 09:52 PM
fucking fit :o

Kinky Monza
03-10-05, 11:09 AM
now guys dont get excited
I AM NOT BI OR A LESBIAN :!: :!: :evil:

Mel
05-10-05, 08:51 PM
lol..don't get stressy Tracie..

I too am female, but she is damn fine :wink:

Mike
06-10-05, 08:40 PM
shes ok, jakki degg is FIT lol

Matt2107
08-10-05, 08:58 AM
She's a minger... look at that slap head! pmsl

dunova
08-10-05, 09:23 PM
Shut it snake boy, she's FIT! :lol: