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what position are you in if you over take last place?
marys mum has 5 daughters,
nina, nana, nono and nancy
whats the 5th one called?
what day of the weeks letters can be jiggled around to make another word?
the day and word please.
joke (i like it)
who else f**ked the aussies and brought home the ashes?
paula yates.
hendrix
16-09-05, 08:49 PM
que? :?
joke is good tho
1-what position are you in if you over take last place?
2-marys mum has 5 daughters,
nina, nana, nono and nancy
whats the 5th one called?
3-what day of the weeks letters can be jiggled around to make another word?
the day and word please.
1-Penultimate position(i.e next to last)
2-5th daughter is called MARY
3-I'll think about this one , and reply sooon :wink: :lol:
1) 1st - You must be lapping them!
2) Yup Mary
3) Dunno yet I just wanted to be the first to get the first one right ;) :P
EDIT: For (1) you can be in any place as long as its not last place really. Becasue anyone can go past the last person EXCEPT the last person.
1-what position are you in if you over take last place?
2-marys mum has 5 daughters,
nina, nana, nono and nancy
whats the 5th one called?
3-what day of the weeks letters can be jiggled around to make another word?
the day and word please.
1-Penultimate position(i.e next to last)
2-5th daughter is called MARY
3-I'll think about this one , and reply sooon :wink: :lol:
1. wrong
2. correct (hence it'll be dead easy as it's wrote down)
3. we'll see if you get it right
hendrix
16-09-05, 09:06 PM
god sorry im sooo slow today, first day back at work in 3 weeks (long story) and im absolutely bolloxed!
Hmm, 1 is a bit tricky thinking about it.
But yeah, you have lapped them as if hes last you cant be positioned below him, so your a lap in front.
CBA to work out 3 :lol:
maybe tomorrow :wink:
EDIT: For (1) you can be in any place as long as its not last place really. Becasue anyone can go past the last person EXCEPT the last person.
i was gonna say that but been a day late to the ppost someone would have beaten me to it lol
riddle for you then srs1
whats the only answer you can not answer yes too?
(the answer is a sensible answer not stupid)
James B
17-09-05, 11:31 AM
Monday - Dynamo
Ta da!
Back to bed now
James
whats the only answer you can not answer yes too?
(the answer is a sensible answer not stupid)
Are you asleep/dead? :lol:
boredbloke
17-09-05, 04:39 PM
whats the only answer you can not answer yes too?
(the answer is a sensible answer not stupid)
Are you asleep/dead? :lol:
Sanka ya dead??
"yeah maan..."
nope not that one.
how about could you please come back to life?
or what is 1 + 1? lol theres gotta be millions
How about "Is boredbloke intelligent?" Can't answer yes to that!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:
Philsutton
17-09-05, 05:11 PM
Are you asleep/dead?
i go for that one as well, if yo ask some one are you dead then the answer will be no or if they are dead they wont be saying back anyway
well done jack and phil thats the right answer!
got another which i remembered this afternoon.
what box onces closed never opens
once goes down never comes up?
what box onces closed never opens
once goes down never comes up?
coffin?
jon_boy
18-09-05, 03:16 PM
Surely you can be in second/third etc place and still ovetake the person in last.....
Philsutton
18-09-05, 04:38 PM
you can be in any position except last place to over take last. Just depends how slow they are going lol
what box onces closed never opens
once goes down never comes up?
coffin?
correct
cant think of anymore riddles at the moment lol
You're in any possition Other than Last place, ie lapping the person.
Friday, ie Fir and Day
IS it right?
what box onces closed never opens
once goes down never comes up?
coffin?
correct
cant think of anymore riddles at the moment lol
What happens if you get exhumed? lol
Ok, heres another one.
What can go up a drainpipe down, but cant go down a drainpipe up?
is it my turn?
3 mates buy a 2nd hand TV between them, it costs ?30 so they all pay ?10 each. The shop owner says the tv has been on sale for ages and he's glad to see it go so he knocks ?5 off the price. the 3 mates decide to take ?1 each and put ?2 in the charity box on the till. so they've all paid ?10 then get ?1 back. thats ?9 each, ?27 between them and ?2 in the charity box, wheres the extra ?1 gone??
the trick is in the wording they
so they've all paid ?10 then get ?1 back. thats ?9 each, ?27 between them and ?2 in the charity box, wheres the extra ?1 gone??
so the answer is the 1 is change!
took a while but thought the trick was in the wording (but i still may be wrong :D )
got another 1
there is a man in a box with to holes either side of him, and his knuckles are bleeding why?
questions may be asked (wont be answered wquickly cause hardly on the net anymore lol) and this 1 took me fucking ages to get right so unless youve heard it before i doubt you will get it right lol
and heres another.
a woman shoots her husband, drowns him for 5 minutes and then hangs him.
they then go for a meal, how come?
scott.parker
22-09-05, 10:32 PM
Monday - Dynamo
Ta da!
Back to bed now
James
Daymon :roll: :lol:
a woman shoots her husband, drowns him for 5 minutes and then hangs him.
they then go for a meal, how come?
Cos she just took a photo of him and developed it ;)
the trick is in the wording they
[quote=benji]so they've all paid ?10 then get ?1 back. thats ?9 each, ?27 between them and ?2 in the charity box, wheres the extra ?1 gone??
so the answer is the 1 is change!
took a while but thought the trick was in the wording (but i still may be wrong :D )
wrong
the trick is in the wording they
so they've all paid ?10 then get ?1 back. thats ?9 each, ?27 between them and ?2 in the charity box, wheres the extra ?1 gone??
so the answer is the 1 is change!
took a while but thought the trick was in the wording (but i still may be wrong :D )
wrong
bollocks a good try at it tho lol
erm give me another day on it lol
Got an answer for Benji's one.
Effectivley they got a TV for ?25. If they all pay ?9 that makes ?27. Then then put the ?2 extra in the charity box.
The way your lead to work it out makes you add and subtract the wrong numbers that always leaves you ?1 out.
What you forget is that the TV has only cost them 25 but 9*3 is 27. I hope i've explained it well enough.
Well done :lol:
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