Why is it...

[ade]

that when you wear a spray mask (such as those that prevent you dying from fumes when spraying carsand have 2 separate charcoal filters) and preceed to FART the FART SMELL always seeps into the mask so you breathe in PURE FART!

:x

It doesnt matter that these things can filter out pure resin and other serious carcenogenic poisions but when it comes to a FART!

:x

I had chicken for tea which really makes me fart summut RANCID and went out to the garage to do some resin casting for the models - wore me spray mask and jesus I almost gagged

:x

Anyone else have any why is its...

[burgo]

lmao not got a clue but try using a cork next time

[Jack]

A cork could be lethal if you're planning on putting it where I think you're thinking of...

[sickrabbit]

This is one question thats often furrowed my brow too. Why is it some farts attach themselves to the duvet in bed and can be as violent as the moment they were first dealt? You turn over five minutes after shes dropped the bloomin thing , only for it to rise back up and scare you like ming the merciless ???

[Dar]

My missus eats raw veg. So thats raw cabbage, sprouts etc. Shes been banned from certain parts of the house when im there! :roll:

Something else i've noticed is that FARTS seem to get amplifyed in the shower. Either that or they travel in a more compact form when your in the shower. Theres nothing there one minute and then it hits the nose full blast.

Although i've tought my little girl to pull my finger, so I love farts. The comedy factor far out weighs the smell ;)

[ade]

yer - I know the shower fart very well. I think the hot mist atomises it making it more pungent - because the gas cloud attaches itself to the hot water vapour and you breathe it in - your technically breathing in a wet fart!

:x

I always make a point of farting before I go in the shower - usually do some mad ritualistic dance to waft it away so it doesnt follow me into the cubicle too

:lol:

[sickrabbit]

pmsl