Guuuuuurrrrrd morning [Archive] - Performance Nova Group

dunova

15-09-05, 08:17 AM

Top'o'the morning to y'all :D

I'm here for another day of post schlaaaaging and will hopefully reach me 2000 post mark, which will make me truelly 'special' :lol:

I've also now reached my very special 2 years, 3 months and 2 weeks exactly anniversary-Wiseman has many an anniversary, WHOAEoeeooaauueorrrooaoaauuurrareeeaaaarr

Wiseman's wise words of the day;

"Reach for the stars, climb every mountain high, i said reach!"

Jack

15-09-05, 08:23 AM

For some reason I always thought it was "Fish for the stars" lol

This week has gone pretty fast actually considering I've done bugger all so far...

I shall present you with a medal when you reach your 2000 post mark. But you'll still be a n00b lol

-tucny-

15-09-05, 08:27 AM

morning you 2 post whores! whos for a giant bowl of coco pops? or is it choco crispies now?

dunova

15-09-05, 08:33 AM

My weeks gone pretty quick aswell. I remember coming in on monday morning and thinking "booolarcks" :lol:

I shall present you with a medal when you reach your 2000 post mark. But you'll still have a huge n00b lol
:oops: Razor, i said not in public :lol:

I expect my medal to be large, shiney and as beautifull as watching lepricorns dance on a starry midsummer's night :!:

Wiseman say;

"Fish for stars be stupid, as gravity deny even the most all-mighty being of this honour"

dunova

15-09-05, 08:34 AM

morning you 2 post whores! whos for a giant bowl of coco pops? or is it choco crispies now?
I'll have a bowl of coco the monkey please 8)

Jack

15-09-05, 08:44 AM

You'd need a damned big rod! :o

dunova

15-09-05, 08:47 AM

Is this big rod big enough??

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/bigrod.jpg

Jack

15-09-05, 08:52 AM

I reckon Rod's Chip Mod has gotta be worth a gazillion bhp

Dpnova

15-09-05, 08:56 AM

congrats

-tucny-

15-09-05, 08:58 AM

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y119/tucny/coco.jpg

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!

dunova

15-09-05, 09:09 AM

I reckon Rod's Chip Mod has gotta be worth a gazillion bhp
I'm estimating mach 3. That is a whole lot of chip lol

congrats
Well thank you very much squire.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y119/tucny/coco.jpg
That looks disgusting :lol:

scott.parker

15-09-05, 09:49 AM

Mornin bitches! :P

Dpnova

15-09-05, 09:57 AM

BRUVVVV get to work

NovalutionGSi

15-09-05, 09:58 AM

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y119/tucny/coco.jpg

buuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!

Did you use that spoon or just tip them in??? :lol:

Morning Post whores! :lol:

dunova

15-09-05, 10:01 AM

Mornin bitches! :P
I prefer the term 'biatch' as i can associate myself with it more due to my black roots. I'm from the streets. Piece.

scott.parker

15-09-05, 10:06 AM

BRUVVVV get to work

Will do bro,im going to see the scrap yard about my van so i can get a insurance claim put against the guy who wrote it off,it a strange day i was going to go to a funeral of a lad i know but i decided there is no real need for me to see all the upset ppl,aso have things to do before going to work for a half day.

Scott

Jack

15-09-05, 10:22 AM

I've pulled lol

Dpnova

15-09-05, 10:52 AM

i hate funerals's its a horrible last thought of someone prefer to remember them how they are

dunova

15-09-05, 10:56 AM

Jack

15-09-05, 11:00 AM

I've pulled lol
How'd you figure that then lol??

If its due to my 'biatch' comment, i was merely saying i prefer that term, not that i AM a biatch :lol:

I got a gun dawg coz i'm from da streets of da brizzle ghetto. Fo shizzle
lmfao no not you loon, a girl from Devizes lol

I think you are the biatch, fo' shizzle ma nizzle wizzle fondiddly-skizzle

dunova

15-09-05, 11:12 AM

Am i the only one struggling to understand the relevence of Jack pulling a girl from Devizes (*cough* e.g from a scrap yard *cough*) and this post?? :lol:

And yes i am THE biatch bo tizzle, especially as i am nearing my 2000th post! Get those medals ready for the special boy...............

Jack

15-09-05, 11:18 AM

I was feeling random, pizzle niz whizz bang tizz

What you gonna do once you've passed 2000 lol

dunova

15-09-05, 11:22 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/2000.jpg

w0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 000000t!!!!!!

Well, after 2000, i guess i'll be aiming for the big 3000!! Wow, that'll be interesting :lol:

Jack

15-09-05, 11:28 AM

http://www.helmdon.com/images/ian_kinghorn_feb05.jpg
Maybe you should release a book, "How To Slag Your Way To 2000 by Dunova" :lol:

I bags illustrations lol

dunova

15-09-05, 11:35 AM

Yay! I've been medal'ed!!

I'm sure they'd be afew on here that'd buy it *cough* andyracer, nick, dod, SteNovaVanManOnJamFullOfCramDamBamFlam *cough* :lol:

The 2000 moments gone now :( I'm still very special though :fadein:

Jack

15-09-05, 11:42 AM

And TechnoSprocket!

Dpnova

15-09-05, 11:43 AM

well done on your monumental achievment

dunova

15-09-05, 11:48 AM

well done on your monumental achievment
You know you're my role model :lol: :o

I don't think technosprocket has the full post schlag ability yet-he needs to be taught by the master lol

Dpnova

15-09-05, 11:50 AM

i can see why people would think that, i may be your role model but you wil never be as good as me lol!

dunova

15-09-05, 11:54 AM

Wiseman say;

"A student always out does his teacher eventually"

The wiseman never lies 8)

Jack

15-09-05, 11:55 AM

I don't think technosprocket has the full post schlag ability yet-he needs to be taught by the master lol
Ah tis a shame Epo does not frequent these parts any more, he could have taught young TechnoShizzNizz a thing or two lol

Dpnova

15-09-05, 11:56 AM

epo replied to every single post lol

dunova

15-09-05, 11:58 AM

Epo's left us forever :cry:

Joosters are lush. Work is not.

Jack

15-09-05, 12:06 PM

Joosters are the shizz nizz

Whats the other ones you could get.... hmmm... packaged like Jelly Tots but harder stuff... little square things

dunova

15-09-05, 12:20 PM

Joosters are the shizz nizz

Whats the other ones you could get.... hmmm... packaged like Jelly Tots but harder stuff... little square things
Not a clue lol, but i just bought 6 tubes of smarties for ?1.07 :D

Jack

15-09-05, 01:02 PM

Thats gonna annoy me now, trying to think what they were....

Bargain smarties! Do they have the answer though? And what letters do you have on the lids lol

Dpnova

15-09-05, 01:17 PM

they spell out U_G_L_Y and a P they always had the letter p

Jack

15-09-05, 01:23 PM

or is it "d" :p

dunova

15-09-05, 01:25 PM

Smarties definately have the answer and the answer this time is H U N K Y and then some random P :? :lol:

Denny's mean :cry:

Dpnova

15-09-05, 01:30 PM

im not mean, i just fancy u

Jack

15-09-05, 01:31 PM

Why do they have the letters anyway?!

dunova

15-09-05, 01:39 PM

im not mean, i just fancy u
Ahh, primary school lingo, i see :wink:

They have letters so that people get obsessive about getting the alphabet-personally i think its impossible and they purposely miss afew letters so peeps keep buying them!! I cant stop!!

sickrabbit

15-09-05, 03:04 PM

PICCALILLI.

dunova

15-09-05, 03:09 PM

PICCALILLI.
MARYLEBONE

Jack

15-09-05, 03:12 PM

Get out of jail free? lol

Dpnova

15-09-05, 03:12 PM

Dont pass go

dunova

15-09-05, 03:14 PM

Dont collect ?200

FlatBeatBoy

15-09-05, 03:18 PM

hey peeps.... ROLLERCOASTER OF LOVE ROLLERCOASTER OF LOVE OOOOOOOO HOOOOOOO

Jack

15-09-05, 03:31 PM

Afternoon TechnoFlunk, bit late today aren't you :lol:

FlatBeatBoy

15-09-05, 03:35 PM

yeh day off... decided to sleep most of the day well till (12) then i cleaned my mums car and fitted her new stereo....

So what ya up too?

Jack

15-09-05, 03:44 PM

Just about to go home after spending most of the day slagging on here and terrorising the Westlands network :lol: