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untouchable
14-09-05, 03:40 PM
FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed; this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine."
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing."
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
lol so very true are they not girls!!
lol so very true are they not girls!!
You'll be lucky to get a reply on here from a girl lol, oh, well there is razorjack i suppose :P
The above statements are quite true, but to put it alot more simply-women suck! (no inuendo intended lol)
Don't talk to me about women! :evil:
Philsutton
14-09-05, 05:32 PM
very true, its like a completely diffeent language
lol so very true are they not girls!!
You'll be lucky to get a reply on here from a girl lol, oh, well there is razorjack i suppose :P
did i not go into huge detail about tongue piercings? think there were a few replies there and im female!
true though think there is only ME! rach = occasions, mel = occasions, hzl, uhm and few others rare ? lol
Seriously, women are twisted. JUST SAY WHAT YOU BLOODY MEAN!!!
if they said what they wanted the world would be a much better place...no wars, etc....lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
they'd get what they wanted, instead of waiting for us men to f**k it up and giving them the excuse to give us grief....couldnt be more simple...... :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Some of us do say what we want! Personally i have no problems whatsoever in saying what i really mean. If you don't ask, you don't get!! It's a lot easier just to be straight up.
Some of us do say what we want! Personally i have no problems whatsoever in saying what i really mean. If you don't ask, you don't get!! It's a lot easier just to be straight up.
yeah but even if you think you know what you want, its probably not what REALLY want or were expecting.... :x :x :x
Is it a genetic thing, female hormones? My missus clearly states that she HATES my Nova cuz its stripped out with Bucket Seats and Severely hardened and lowered suspention, but when i do occationally get her in it for a drive she spends the whole time looking out the side window with a smirk on her face, yet she'll never admit she likes it. Whats that all about?
Admittedly it might not be what your expecting but i'm not gonna lie about what i want, i wouldn't be doing myself any favours. At the same time though, you shouldn't ask questions if you're not prepared to hear the answer.
because that would be paying a compliment and thats not allowed....kinda like breaking the thank you rule.....what could she get out of it????
slightly cynical lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
True James, at least his was i should (but never do) give her atention in order to cheer her up. Instead she gets the Novaload Classic>>>
"Women come and go, but a good Nova is once in a lifetime..." Never helps the situation but its dead funny when she looks back at you in Pure Horror. :lol:
"Women come and go, but a good Nova is once in a lifetime..."
LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Is it a genetic thing, female hormones? My missus clearly states that she HATES my Nova cuz its stripped out with Bucket Seats and Severely hardened and lowered suspention, but when i do occationally get her in it for a drive she spends the whole time looking out the side window with a smirk on her face, yet she'll never admit she likes it. Whats that all about?
If that was me i'd be asking to drive it. Sounds like she's just doing it to wind you up. I can't answer for your missus why she wants to wind you up though. Maybe she doesn't wanna admit you're right?
"Women come and go, but a good Nova is once in a lifetime..."
LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Pure Novaload Classic!!!!
"Men come and go, but a good Nova is once in a lifetime..."
LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Works both ways :wink:
Not really, Men dont really do it for me girl... :wink:
"Men come and go, but a good Nova is once in a lifetime..."
LMFAO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Works both ways :wink:
not for me it doesnt!!!!!! lol :wink: :wink: :wink:
untouchable
15-09-05, 11:31 AM
true though think there is only ME! rach = occasions, mel = occasions, hzl, uhm and few others rare ? lol
ooooo and me!!
lol
dont forget dunova's a girl
whoops dealing with a problem at the same time as posting!
whoops sucking my boss off at the same time as posting!
You editing homo!! I NEVER edit anything, it's against my religion :!:
glad its not againt mine then aye :D ! you dont do anywork so you can give all your attention to the glourious land that is novaload
glad its not againt mine then aye :D ! I dont do anywork so I can give all my attention to touching little boys
Couldn't resist, i'm doing so little work i had to reply to this glorious post on novaload :lol:
were you touched is that why your so warped
were you touched is that why your so warped
You got it in one worker boy :eating:
OMG im so bored my head feels numb :x
your penile head feels numb after youve been talking about what happened to you as a kiddy :?
I'm bored
hmmm lunchtime joys... fruit, how filling :?
im just back from lunch :cry:
your penile head feels numb after youve been talking about what happened to you as a kiddy :?
I think you have some serious issues :lol:
I'm bored
hmmm lunchtime joys... fruit, how filling :?
I've just been out and bought me a chocolate brownie :P God im gona get fat lol
I already am fat :cry:
Not quite as bad as Hurly from Lost tho.... damn boi you faayaaaaat!
me, i have no issues :twisted:
Hurly is a huge mo fo. My aim is to eventually be that fat-like denny.
kate's fit. I would.
im not fat you inbred mo fo lol
Kate would definately get it. I know a girl called Kate but she's not at all fit, in fact she's very much hurley-esque lol
Kate would definately get it. I know a girl called Kate but she's not at all fit, in fact she's very much hurley-esque lol
Odd that-every kate i've ever known has been fit (apart from my bro's ex who was quite fit, but she was a real fucking bitch so she soon became very ugly lol). She's since put on loads of weight aswell-i see her at the gym looking like a balloon :lol:
im not fat you inbred mo fo lol
Denial is a very ugly thing Dp....................
ok im a rik waller impersonator
ok im a rik waller impersonator
That's it, let it all out :lol:
It amazes me that peeps can get that fat-i'd have to purposely go on a 5 year eating MISSION to get that fat. It's incredible really lol
Only 42 minutes to go-come on!! Rain sucks.
im her until 4.30 today :cry:
OMFG!! I'm so fucking sick of hearing that wanking 'your missus is a nutter' mother fucking piece of shit song!! :evil:
I didn't go out for lunch because its raining and i have no money so i can go home an hour early :D I've got some serious boredom issues going on at the moment though, ZZZzzzzz
OMFG!! I'm so f**k sick of hearing that w**k 'your missus is a nutter' mother f**k piece of s**t song!! :evil:
What song is that? Might have to send it to my ex's new fianc? lol
Hmm, its stopped raining here for the moment.... I think I might finish early, I've dished out enough punishment to the printers for one day (including "accidentally" crashing the network when sending a 5mb spreadsheet to print 800 copies rather than 8... oops :lol:)
800 rather than 8?? That's abit of a zero button slip lol
Can't remember who the songs by, but they're wank. I dont listen to the radio unless im forced to (at halfrauds lol) and its on every fucking 10 minutes!! :evil:
I'm still munching my joosters-they're just about keeping me awake :morning:
You done with the smarties already?
TOOTIE-FROOTIES!!! Thats what I was trying to think of earlier!
You done with the smarties already?
TOOTIE-FROOTIES!!! Thats what I was trying to think of earlier!
Ahhh, tootie FRUITIES lol, they're awesome :D
No, only 1 tube of smarties has been pummled-the other 5 packs will last me for tonight, tomorrow and even possibly saturday! ?1.07 for 3 consecutive days of smarties mayhem lol
I'M GOING HOME!! YAY FOR ME!! I think abit of San andreas will have to be acheived when i get home (yes i'm still playing it :oops: )
Jesus, what is wrong with you all? I know its raining but come on. Liven up. As for Kate, i'd step over her for Shannon, Gggrrrooowwlll!!!!
Noooo Shannon's too up herself!
scott.parker
15-09-05, 09:45 PM
Seriously, women are twisted. JUST SAY WHAT YOU BLOODY MEAN!!!
You foll women dont do that,thats what men do,we say what we meen and we do as we do..
:lol:
Scott
Seriously, women are twisted. JUST SAY WHAT YOU BLOODY MEAN!!!
You foll women dont do that,thats what men do,we say what we meen and we do as we do..
:lol:
Scott
Good point, asked the missus if she wanted to see Lisa Lashes in my local Night club, she replied, no, go on your own. I did. But such an argument on the lead up to it. If she didn't want me to go she should have said that. Jesus, but what a night it was.
women and men cant live with each but cant live without each other!
all the stuff you wrote about women makes more sence to me now lol
example last night ive got a couple of things on me mind about work etc n was stood in the pub couldnt eve be ass to drink! (yes for anyone that knows me its shocking) she comes over and asks whats up, i told her it dont matter, she ask if it was her i said no its not you and she goes off in a stress! what the fuck! i talk to her later about it and what was up etc n she was fine but she seems to turn little things into problems!
on yeh i know the cold shoulder isnt words but what does that normally mean? its normally for me "you bastard you know you shouldnt have just done/said that!" am i correct or not?
HELP! lol
Philsutton
17-09-05, 11:29 AM
the thing with women is they are emotionally unstable, the smallest thing an they will go off the rails. An then in about 2 hours will nothing is wrong.
i totally agree with you there phil unlike men take it on the chin and thats it or in my case take it on the chin and let it all build up then let it all go by doing something stupid like last time drove me car for the best part of the day and got lost! lol
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