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Does anyone else find her, coupled with that song (wish i) and that video, very awesome?? By awesome, i mean i would love to shag her. And possibly marry her. Just me??
Ps, i bet in real life she isn't that fit, but there's something about her in that video that makes her very appealing..................
peester
14-09-05, 08:40 AM
nah mate; shes fit. lil cute thing ude bang around the room, no probs. :D
Razorjack is confused
Who's Jem lol
That is definately the word-cute
BaaaAby, do do da da de de de dAAaa :lol:
I'll go goooooglerise a pic for you. Or you could do it yourself :!:
*EDIT* Can't find any good pics of her on googley-i've decided she only looks awesome in the video lol
lol ok time to emule-erize the video then when I get home... whats it called?
I THINK it's called 'wish i' but it may also be called 'falling for you'. The video's mostly of her on some beach doing some hula action *drool* and then some loser six pack bloke steps into the scene :evil: :lol:
NovalutionGSi
14-09-05, 12:49 PM
thats the song they used for that shite programme of ITV were celebs were ment to shag each other but didnt....
and yes she is fit...!
Don't know about the celebrity thing-mainly because i fecking hate those 'celebrity' shows on ITV. They're about as 'celebrity' as my bum hair lol
Wish iiiiiiiii, la la la la la, wish iiiiiiiiii....................*sigh* I think im in love :lol:
It's quite funny really-that song really reminds me of 'sugar, do do do do do do, ahh hunny hunny, do do do do do do' which then brings a picture of homer dancing with sunflowers on the beach into my head :lol:
Don't know about the celebrity thing-mainly because i fecking hate those 'celebrity' shows on ITV. They're about as 'celebrity' as my bum hair lol
And probably just as talented
I cant find pics of Jem or of homer dancing with the sunflowers :(
Google's sh!!!!!t :evil:
Sorry blasphamy :o
-tucny-
14-09-05, 02:41 PM
go on here:
http://www.jem-music.net/
shes fit, but sounds a bit like dido and thats not a good thing.
Google's sh!!!!!t :evil:
Sorry blasphamy :o
I SHALL SMITE THEE WITH MY CRICKET BAT OF DOOM FOR SUCH TALK!
http://www.prosportuk.com/images/indexprodimages/1/gray%20nicolls%20cricket%20bats/8.jpg
bat goes "p-cak" :lol:
go on here:
http://www.jem-music.net/
shes fit, but sounds a bit like dido and thats not a good thing.
Thankyou!! I take back my silly words from earlier;
*EDIT* Can't find any good pics of her on googley-i've decided she only looks awesome in the video lol
Silly silly boy lol
"p-cak" hey, i always wondered what the sound would be like of a cricket bat against my head :lol:
"p-cak" hey, i always wondered what the sound would be like of a cricket bat against my head :lol:
lol, well thats what it sounds against a cricket ball so i'm guessing someone's head would make a similar noise!! Not that I'm comparing your head to a cricket ball of course... :lol:
So you know what a cricket ball sounds like? I thought you didnt like cricket? YOU LIE!!! :lol:
I actually pride myself on my head looking like a cricket ball, the women love it :lol: I wonder if Jem will :?
Maybe you should stalk her? Yes, I'm sure that will work. Go to all her gigs as well and stand right at the front, dead still, staring at her and dribbling slightly :lol: :lol: :lol:
Cricket is too dull for my liking, but the balls are quite hard and thus have their uses :lol:
Me thinks I prefer Avril Lavigne.
*WARNING* Noodie - http://www.enterteinment.org/popstar/avril_lavigne_01.jpg
I was actually looking for a normal piccy but this poped up and I thought eh oop!
Yup, stalking has always worked for me, they love it really. Britney once called me a pyhsco stalking freak and threatened to shoot me. Sweet really, her way of showing me affection :lol: :o
Cricket balls really are quite scarely hard :o
Put one in a long sock and hey presto, an offensive weapon :lol:
*EDIT* Avril lavigne (sp) definately looks fit in her video's, but also looks 100% minging normally :!:
NovalutionGSi
14-09-05, 03:29 PM
Not only cricket Balls are good for that but so too are pool balls..... i have it on good info that "inmates" at many prisons use them in a pillow case to smash thier "rooms" up.....and the screws! :lol:
as for Avril.... hummm not bad but not a patch on Jem, might getlaughed at here but i think for an older woman Sheril (sp) Crow as to be up there.....
Avril mings! As does Christina Aguiuliiluuluiluiaarra, which I was trying to tell TechnoDongle or whatever his name currently is lol last night
Philsutton
14-09-05, 07:47 PM
isnt she welsh?
think jem is welsh yes, i thought xtina aguil was quite a pretty girlie tbh. :o lol
Philsutton
14-09-05, 08:04 PM
ah well no one is perfect lmao. Christina is only pretty in certain environments
^ i.e. when she's been in makeup for 6 hours, and is the only female left on the planet... :lol:
Gwen Staffini is a much shaggable creature at the moment and her Album is Bloody ACE!!
gwen stefani is amazingly hot....but in No Doubt she wasnt that amazing tbh.....but her videos amazing ... :lol: :lol: :lol:
FULLY agree about Gwen Steffani! She is incredible :o
The BANANAS video reduced me to a dribbling shaddow of what i am now!! And she's old as well....
The BANANAS video reduced me to a dribbling shaddow of what i am now!! And she's old as well....
yep i was the same....she is amazing like!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
hendrix
15-09-05, 03:56 PM
i prefer her in her no doubt stuff just cuz i was/am into that sort of music but she does look good in her new stuff too, seems to have been round for donkeys years
still undecided about jem but she did sing something about taking a ride..... :lol: :wink:
Philsutton
15-09-05, 03:58 PM
why is there no pics in this post, i cant be arsed to go find any at the moment
Me neither, nor can i be arsed looking through masses of porn sites looking for Angelina Jolie Porn. If i want regular porn i'll look into www.easypic.com, if i want Angelins Jolie Porn i'll cry and winge til someone gets a link for me... :x :cry: :x :cry: :x :cry: :x :cry: :x :cry: :x :cry: :x :cry: :x
Easypic sucks, there are much better sites than that :P
scott.parker
15-09-05, 09:42 PM
She is ok,but a wee bit small for me,i like my women with nice tits and a round ass to grab onto..
Thou the pose is very tempting! :lol:
http://www.jem-music.net/jem/images/photo5.jpg
Scott
i'd hit that.....
why not eh :lol:
scott.parker
15-09-05, 10:03 PM
i'd hit that.....
why not eh :lol:
If your into bashing them then yeah :roll: :lol:
i like bofing them though lol
i would give her a few alright but she dont get me the hone masively like,im more into the big breasts and that :P
Scott
like,im more into the big breasts and that :P
Amen to that!
like,im more into the big breasts and that :P
Na, i prefer womens ass pointing outward, ala hip hop ho style.
http://www.jem-music.net/jem/images/photo5.jpg
thats porn star rude postions!
but 2 words about it all
"I would!"
:D
Philsutton
17-09-05, 11:10 AM
dirty bitch
would have to giver 1 or 2...................or even 3 lol
Been listening to te Jem album 'finally woken' on the way into work today and serioulsy, it is actually very good :!: I really didn't think it would be, but its got some PH-fat beats and some nice bass lines :lol:
Track 8 isn't so great, but the rest is alright. And she's fit.
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