food cravings

[-tucny-]

im hooked on wraps, i wake up and i want a soft flour tortilla stuffed with chicken, cheese, salsa and some sweaty lettuce for my brekky then another for lunch and at the mo im drooling like a dog thinking about one or two for my tea.

and im not up the duff either coz im a man although that didnt stop the roumers last time when i had an obsession with BLTs

and i want olives in everything i cook too!

[Jack]

Olives are BAD!

My ex used to make reeeaaalllly nice fajitas (which I p*ssed her off with by pronouncing the "j" lol), but paid for it afterwards as they had a tendency to give me a spot of wind* :lol:


*and my arse can make Hurricane Katrina look like a gentle summer breeze lol

[dunova]

Bad as in;
[gangster voice] 'safe dawg, yo i'm bad, innit' [/gangster voice]
or
[posh english gentlemen voice] 'Oh i say, these olives are rather devastatingly bad aren't they darling' [/posh english gentlemen voice] lol

I like peanut butter, marmite and jam sandwich's on white bread at the moment. YUM :D

[Jack]

Well consider the last time I had an olive was when I was in Bath (not THE bath)... I'm glad I spat it out as I nearly honked it up all over some tramp lol

[novamadcars]

at the moment for me it has 2 be pom_bear crisps

[Dar]

A top munch is peperami and mini baby chedders...together. However it seems only to work in the evening. I tryed this combination in the morning once and it was horrible.

[J4MES]

today i had a curry craving, so i had a pizza with a microwave curry on top......drooooooolll.........paying for it now tho.....

[James B]

I got a bit of a Napoli Panini fetish going on at the moment, freshly cooked in the Italian place opposite work, salami, sundried tomatoes, mozarella and pesto sauce. Ones never enough!

[sh0rty]

i got cravings for chip BAP and cheese on top atm :P

[Jack]

Cheese and chips! Now I'm hungry... time for a trip to Charcoal Badger methinks...

[Nick]

Cheese and chips! Now I'm hungry... time for a trip to Charcoal Badger methinks...

what the hell is the charcoal badger

[Jack]

lol kebaby near me - Charcoal Grill, but their gurgers are or dubious origin lol hence the badger bit :lol:

[Nick]

i'd be dubious if they're trying to sell you a gurger !

[Hazel]

Right at this moment in time i've got a craving for giant smarties. Has to be giant ones as well. I swear they taste better then the normal ones!

[Marc]

Charcoal Grill reminds or the kebab house in our town own by turks! wankers! but they call it barton grill then in a close town they got another place the same in side and everything and was cleethrop grill same aeverything just used the towns name n grill fucking idiots lol

[J4MES]

not too be racist (much!!) but arnt most kebab shops owned by turkish people...lol :roll: :roll: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[-tucny-]

not in bradford! there used to be one owned by turks, but they misteriously vanished! so know we have to settle with plain old lamb and chicken donner and maybe a bit of sheik and shami if we're lucky

[NovalutionGSi]

There must be a Charcoal Grill in every town.... :o

CAnt beat a bit of Donner meat and chips..hummmmm.

altho one of the guys at work thinks the Lamb donner roll thing on the spit is an elephants leg!!! :o :?

atm, i'm hocked on Ham, Cheese and pineapple rolls! Well tastey! :lol:

[-tucny-]

well dont 'hock' on that ham too much, you may choke!

cheese n pinapple rolls sound fruity, iv just gone to morrisons and bought a cooked chicken and some tortillas and got rolling!

[NovalutionGSi]

well dont 'hock' on that ham too much, you may choke!

cheese n pinapple rolls sound fruity, iv just gone to morrisons and bought a cooked chicken and some tortillas and got rolling!


My finger slipped to make me "hock" :lol: :roll:.

hummm Cheese and pineapple is prob just as good.... but add the ham for some meaty taste! lol

hey heres a question... who remembers Pop Tarts?? and i dont mean Brittney (MILF maybe?? discuss as well!)

[-tucny-]

i remember when they came out and the advert showed them being stuck in the toaster for two minutes to warm them. so everyone cooked them in the toaster and they got too hot and burned people so they all complained to watch dog!

u can still get them though cant you?

[sickrabbit]

Tescos garlic n chilla pasta sauce over a generous helping of pasta and grated cheese .

or

Mashed spuds ( lots of ) garneshed with a tin of baked beans over the lot , pepper , and HPsauce ........THE DOGS B*LL*X OF BACHELOR FOOD.

[Jack]

heheh I remember that! They were like EAT POP TARTS AND YOU WILL DIE!!!! :o :o :o :o

[NovalutionGSi]

i really should stop reading this post......need FOOD!!!!

Pop tarts i havnt seen in the shops anymore... guessing they have gone...

[-tucny-]

my ex's mum used to get them and that was only last year. they may be a huge stock of them somewhere if they are extinced

[Jack]

Probably the same place as that supposed huge stockpile of mint, rust-free unsold Novas :lol:

[NovalutionGSi]

Must have a good best befoe date then! :lol:

cant honestly say i've seen them....Tesco Online get hit for shopping and living at home mother does it so no input with it really... but i'l ask her to look ! lol

[FlatBeatBoy]

poptarts are good for one thing....


Heat them up so much till the surface gets really sticky.
Step 2: Go over to someones car u really hate while this surface is all sticky.
Step3: Make sure its very very cold outside for the poptart to stick
Step4: Watch them come out for work and try remove this sticky object cause it isnt going to fucking move...


It gets stuck for ages... and after that leaves a massive mark on ur windscreen which takes ages to remove

[NovalutionGSi]

i think you need to show us mate!

made me laugh just reading it a video would be even better! :lol:

[FlatBeatBoy]

i did it some wankers pug 306 cause he thought it was solid with flashing neons and 17'' wheels and it looked like a 4x4 it was so high

Plus he said some shit to my sister which he shouldnt have... So i stuck well i should say "Slammed" this runny poptart on his window in the winter...

It was great sitting in my mates house waiting for him to come out trying to budge it :lol:

[NovalutionGSi]

lol i bet...

can also try Big macs... they are fucking horrible to get off! a mate kindly threw one at my 1st nova, it slap'd on the door, left a sticky mess for a few washes after that.... oh and any kind of Sauce Pots form MD's slapped on the windows!

[-tucny-]

sauce sticks bad? ooh good.

some twat banged their car door on my car the other day really hard and started to walk off. i said "cheers mate" and he said "dont worry about it" so with that i launched a tub of bbq sauce down the side of his car, all over the window, mirror and paintwork and did like he said, i didnt worry about it. thing is it was quite warm on monday so it would have made a right mess if he put his window down and it stunk like hell!

[sickrabbit]

now tonites fodder of chips n cheese pastie have worn off , I fear the toaster will be used shortly.
Toast and marmite , may even have to try it with peanut butter n all , as some of you will no doubt swear is nice......