Anyone else feel sick?

[dunova]

I feel sick and i'm not sure why. Nerve's maybe, i don't know. Maybe i'm just nervous about the world.

Anybody else feeling sick? Maybe you feel sick about this sick post?

[Dpnova]

i feel sick to be back at work

[Jack]

I'm feeling rather sick too

[dunova]

Well i'm glad i'm not the only one. Maybe the sparkly beer i had last night isn't helping my situation :?

Work sucks, but i'm moving in with a couple of mates on friday, so thats something to look towards this week to stop me going crazy whilst i'm entering questionnaire after questionnaire into a spreadsheet. OOOHHHHHH the JOYYYYYYYYYY :!:

Why you feeling sick then Jack? And dp, haven't seen you in a while-been on hols??

[Jack]

You moving within Bristol?

I'm not feeling too good as its my first day back after a week in cornwall and I can't really be arsed to do anything... and more ex hassle last night lol, she's put a damper on my plans to move to Cheltenham... AND I'm silly overdrawn and the Celica needs a service! Joy!

[Stuart]

i give you 2 months living with your mates before you fall out/stop talking to eachother lol

[dunova]

i give you 2 months living with your mates before you fall out/stop talking to eachother lol
Is that because i'm a n00b or because its a general thing that happens lol

I'm moving up to filton-near the MOD building :P

I'll be living near the Bulldog pub, supposedly rough as hell so i think i'll become a local and get in on the criminal scene :lol:

I'm also silly overdrawn, but i'm a student so im aloud to be. I'll service your Celica for ?35 and a mars bar :D

[Dpnova]

ive been on a coarse in london =0(

[dunova]

That sounds as much fun as having your balls crushed in a vice. What were they teaching you? How to extend your n00b so it's longer than 2"? :lol:

[Dpnova]

DHCP, DNS, IP Routing and CRAP like that

[dunova]

Ohhhh, dnS routing lol

Well, i've had a fun filled week of working and getting hammered. The getting hammered bit was definately more entertaining than the working bit, especially when the working bit envolved the hangover from the getting hammered bit.

London sucks. You shouldn't go there, unless you want to get bombed, or mugged, or bum raped. Bristol's soooo much better.

[Dpnova]

i was on the tube everyday, no point living in fear and giving them wahat they want, if they bomb bristol they could just do it it at one family party as your all inbred and related :lol:

[Philsutton]

lmfao, still would be a big party

[Stuart]

i give you 2 months living with your mates before you fall out/stop talking to eachother lol
Is that because i'm a n00b or because its a general thing that happens lol

I'm moving up to filton-near the MOD building :P

I'll be living near the Bulldog pub, supposedly rough as hell so i think i'll become a local and get in on the criminal scene :lol:

I'm also silly overdrawn, but i'm a student so im aloud to be. I'll service your Celica for ?35 and a mars bar :D

its one of those things that "just" seems to happen...

[Jack]

lmfao Bristol is one big bum party :lol:

Although ?35 for a service sounds good to me, is this because you're now a criminal underworld gangsta with connections :lol:

[dunova]

lmfao Bristol is one big bum party :lol:

Although ?35 for a service sounds good to me, is this because you're now a criminal underworld gangsta with connections :lol:
Yes. And by 'service' it i mean steal it :lol:

Hey, don't diss bristol. Bristol's the place to be, if you're retarded and smell of dead rats.

Anyway, if they're going to bomb a house, it should be one in knowle, or bishopsworth, or saint pauls, or Easton, or maybe gordano, and possibly hartcliff, also withywood, and southmead. OMFG THE LIST JUST GO'S ON!! Fuck it, just nuke bristol and be done with it lol

[Jack]

Have you ever considered a move to Belize? I've never been there.

[FlatBeatBoy]

i feel sick cause im bored shitless at work listening to some weird japo techno lol.

And because the new guy we took on wont stop talking about his shit pug 205 which has more rust than a fucking scrap yard....

[dunova]

Have you ever considered a move to Belize? I've never been there.
Where's Belize? :lol:

Good morning techno hoobernanny, unlucky about the weird japo techno, although if you WILL listen to that boooolarcks...................

Pug 205's can look nice if they're not full of rust. So i guess his doesn't lol

[Jack]

lol I'm not sure, I've never been there... I'll see if I can find out, maybe ask someone for directions :lol:


i feel sick cause im bored s**t at work listening to some weird japo techno lol.
At least you have music! I'm so bored all I've done today is email a girl about farts lol

[FlatBeatBoy]

He seems to be just talking dribble at the moment... like blah blah 'my brother has a evo 6 pushing 700bhp' blah blah 'what a rasp comes off the exhz0rst' blah blah 'my 205 has a peco on it' blah blah....

It gets annoying... so i just nod my head and when it gets too much tell him to fack off :lol:


Yeh i have music... shame we gotta mot 3-4 cars in 2 hours time.. 2 hours of doing nothing the joys lol

[Dpnova]

touch his special place he will be quiet then

[FlatBeatBoy]

ill touch it with my size 9 fucking boot.... hi dp sexxy roar

[Dpnova]

whooooaaa dont be gay :lol:

[dunova]

At least you have music! I'm so bored all I've done today is email a girl about farts lol

That sounds normal :?

I'd like to touch his peco. Then steal it and sell it on ebay for 9 schmillion pounds because it gives 4000 bhp

PS, Dp's a homo

[FlatBeatBoy]

where did dp disapear too? wasnt the same without his sexiness spam....

noob

[dunova]

ive been on a coarse in london =0(
:wink:

[FlatBeatBoy]

thanks noob

[Dpnova]

ahhh how sweet, i will have some new pictures to upload very soon from the weekends antics

[Jack]

I'd like to touch his peco. Then steal it and sell it on ebay for 9 schmillion pounds because it gives 4000 bhp
I'm going to sell a plate of chips on ebay as they give 4 billion bhp to a fiat panda

So do the yanks call them crisps? I'm going to crisp my car?

[FlatBeatBoy]

A girl who lives a couple towns away from me... Sprayed her panda purple with pink flames.... not a proper spray job i mean spray can style lol

Panda's are the way forward i might buy 1... and scrap it just for it being shit

[dunova]

I'd like to touch his peco. Then steal it and sell it on ebay for 9 schmillion pounds because it gives 4000 bhp
I'm going to sell a plate of chips on ebay as they give 4 billion bhp to a fiat panda

So do the yanks call them crisps? I'm going to crisp my car?
I'll start off the bidding at 0.01p

Do they come pre-salted? Or will i have to salt them myself?

[Jack]

Additional salt will cost extra 5p per chip, however i can supply a premium pack of salt AND vinegar for 15p which will set you up for an additional 56billion bhp

I've also imported some special american tuned ketchup, or catsup as they call it, which will give you infinity bhp... however you may need to tell your insurance company ("Hello, yes i've added a performance mod.... erm, infinity bhp... hello?" lol) and will require professional installation

[FlatBeatBoy]

As jack didnt state i carry out the professional install of this amazing mod....

I only charge 55p It will take 20 hours to fit and then yyour ready to blow away any chavs

[dunova]

As jack didnt state i carry out the professional install of this amazing mod....

I only charge 55p It will take 20 hours to fit and then yyour ready to blow away any chavs
So you'll be working for under 3p an hour :o :lol: WOW you're cheap, not even denny's that cheap per hour!!

Jack, 5p PER CHIP?! You rip off merchant, although the permium pack sounds good, especially for 56 billion bhp, tempting.........

I heard of someone actually fitting a WHOLE potatoe once. It may have just been a myth, but that made time travel possible :o

[Jack]

I heard the whole potato was a lotus tuned item... done by the same team that did the 100% geniunely geniune lotus nova, and its sat in that field in spain thats full of brand new rust free unused novas

and 5p per chip is a BARGAIN most ebay sellers ask 6p for this amazing mod and they come with no instructions! All my items have full instructions and come with 100% feedback l@@k wow bling etc lol

[dunova]

I think you'll find that THIS is the very potatoe fitted to the completely genuinly genuine and real lotus nova;

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/potatoe-jed-sm.jpg

And THIS is the genuinly genuine and real lotus nova;

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/nova3.jpg

She is a beauty. The original colour was actually dark purple, but this soon changed because time travel actually turns everything custard yellow. Even penguins.

[FlatBeatBoy]

bet that thing has a quad turbo VBROOROROROORORORORMMMM

[Jack]

I believe that car is also owned and regularly driven by Elvis, who bears an uncanny likeness to said potato

[FlatBeatBoy]

it was owned by elvis who fitted a 1000BHP engine in it.... he was legend

[dunova]

I believe that car is also owned and regularly driven by Elvis, who bears an uncanny likeness to dead potato
Much more accurate lol


ahhh how sweet, i will have some new pictures to upload very soon from the weekends antics
I would like to see this pics please, espcially if they envolve scantly-clad women.

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[FlatBeatBoy]

My boss just told pug boy to pull his facking finger out or hes not going to last a day classic.... Hes all upset now and im sitting here eating a bacon sannie with brown sauce...

I love it

[Jack]

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LMFAO :lol:

I've just had a chikkin and bacon roll... had some weird green stuff in it too. Now I'm bored again. I might start a thread on a poll on where i should move house to, in my boredness i'm considering my options of

:arrow: Cheltenham

:arrow: Bath

:arrow: Bristol

:arrow: Taunton

decisions decisions

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[FlatBeatBoy]

come to scotland.. it owns up ere m8 innit

[Jack]

hmmm, bit too far for my liking lol

and you have a big body of water with a monster in it which i find, frankly, quite absurd


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[dunova]

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LMFAO :lol:

I've just had a chikkin and bacon roll... had some weird green stuff in it too. Now I'm bored again. I might start a thread on a poll on where i should move house to, in my boredness i'm considering my options of

:arrow: Cheltenham

:arrow: Bath

:arrow: Bristol

:arrow: Taunton

decisions decisions


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[Jack]

Hmmm, Cheltenham is my top pick at the mo, Bristol is my last choice lol

oops, the MOD network has broken again.

bugger.


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[dunova]

Tbh i think all of those places aren't great, but for different reasons. Taunton+Bath are BORING, hippy'ish and old and Bristol+Cheltenham are chav'ish, scummy and generally city'ish. In my h000000nest opinion, Bristol is a better city than Cheltenham, but then i may be biased :?
My brother went to uni in cheltenham though and he thinks its a complete shit hole and that's compared to Bristol!! :lol:


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[Jack]

hmmm.... I did like spending time in Cheltenham, and I do prefer how its a bit smaller than Bristol, and easier to navigate lol. Nowhere is as chav-ish or boring as Yeovil though :lol:

Just out of interest, are there going to be any fuel blockades and protests etc this week? I've not really listened much to the news lately, Cornwall hasn't reached that level of technology yet aside from talking about cows and the sea. And trucks that powerslide round corners lol


Someone please mow my eyebrows
[/random] lol

[dunova]

hmmm.... I did like spending time in Cheltenham, and I do prefer how its a bit smaller than Bristol, and easier to navigate lol. Nowhere is as chav-ish or boring as Yeovil though :lol:

Just out of interest, are there going to be any fuel blockades and protests etc this week? I've not really listened much to the news lately, Cornwall hasn't reached that level of technology yet aside from talking about cows and the sea. And trucks that powerslide round corners lol


Someone please mow my mullet
[/random] lol

Supposedly-so i put in ?35 of fuel yesterday :lol:

I bet your schmelica drinks the petrol like a fat american doesn't it??

Cornish folk chew straw and talk about combine harvesters. Abit like the somersetians :lol:

[FlatBeatBoy]

hey we talk about tractors and combine harvesters


''AAAAAY WE BEEN BAILING SINCE 6 IN TEH MORNING III''
''Just purchased my brand new ford traktttoooor''

[Jack]

Indeed they do, the only difference being all cornwalians are part time pirates or soldiers as well, or so their museums would have you think :lol:

I put ?56 in yesterday, and that was with about a 1/3 of a tank registering on the fuel gauge :o

I'm not overly worried about any blockades tho tbh, although my car drinks more petrol than a porn star does man-love, I only live a 10 minute drive or half hour walk from work, and don't have to drive any distance such as 200 miles each week to see the missus any more lol

[FlatBeatBoy]

we just mot'ed some old farts honda civic... Hes like ''dont slam the door too hard you might break it'' ''dont slam the bonnet it might dent''... i just looked at him like : | wtf is with old people?

can mot his car himself next time... old fart.

[dunova]

200 miles a week to see the missus :o Phone sex?? :lol:

Techno, you obviously love your job lol, old people are fecking annoying though. I was behind a micra in the outside lane of the M32 last night doing 35mph, no fecking joke, it was an old woman that could probably barely see 1 meter infront of her. I was flashing her to feck until she finally pulled over. I know, i know, i'm not the most patient of drivers but 35mph is just fecking dangerous!!! :evil:

[Jack]

Lucky to be doing that, whenever I've been on the M32 its been bumper to bumper and not moving an inch!! :lol:

Weren't they doing some roadworks on the bridge near Tesco and Ikea a little while back? That was fun, took about 4 hours to get from the M5 junction with the M4 > M32 > Ikea... in a hot fiesta with no air con lmfao

And yes, Cheltenham was 100 miles up and 100miles back... used to make her do all the driving when I was there to save my fuel lol

[untouchable]

just out of interest...how can a thread that started about feeling sick turn to potatoes, where to live, an elvismobile, combine harvesters and MOT's?

well funny reading it though...

and in answer to the first question, yes i did feel poorly today, im hoping its due to exhaustion and nothing more sinister like my head being about to fall off or something similar

[J4MES]

Razor whys Chard or Crewkerne not on your list?????? If u want something to do go live in Castle Cary lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Jack]

just out of interest...how can a thread that started about feeling sick turn to potatoes, where to live, an elvismobile, combine harvesters and MOT's?
A truely muppeterized thread :lol:


Razor whys Chard or Crewkerne not on your list?????? If u want something to do go live in Castle Cary lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're having a laugh aren't you, chard and crewkerne are full of yokels and drug dealers lol.... And my mate that lives in Cary terrorizes the place with his 306 so I don't really fancy living there :lol:

[FlatBeatBoy]

you actually have mates jack? amazing information

:lol:

[Jack]

I prefer to call them "acquantances" lol

[untouchable]

ah ha!! now if this is a place to be random, may i post a picture of my bush? i am very proud of this, as it hides a very large bean...are u ready?






























































http://img400.imageshack.us/img400/4660/runnybean1ci.jpg

i feel im going to fit in rather well to this new club lmao

[General Baxter]

i dont beleave i just read all that rubbish :lol:

[Jack]

A fine bush indeed!

[dunova]

i dont beleave i just read all that rubbish :lol:
One man's rubbish is another man's gold :lol:

And i'm back for another pot of gold at the princely time of 7:59am this morning..........................................




.....................nice bush btw lol

[Dpnova]

hate having to start work early

[dunova]

Same, i'm supposed to start work at 8 but i'm still half asleep until atleast 9 so dont really bother lol

Getting out of bed at 6:50 kills me-i actually feel ill, not tired, but properly ill. I think its my student blood, its just not built for early mornings :lol:

What do/did you have for breakfast?

[Jack]

Getting out of bed at 6:50 kills me-i actually feel ill, not tired, but properly ill. I think its my student blood, its just not built for early mornings :lol:
Ahhhh the joys of flexitime :lol: I usually aim to start at 8 tho, and yeah i know the early morning sick feeling... :(

This morning I had Cheerios lol, mmmm bowl full of milk is always good when you feel like chundering!

[dunova]

Cheerios :? I hate most cereals, the only thing i can stomach in the morning is branflakes lol and i've been having them every morning since, erm, well, forever i think :lol:

Oh, and the odd bowl of weetoes (sp?)-those chocolate hoopy things, they're awesome, although i hate it when the milk goes really chocolatey.

Yay! Fee claim form today=money in a couple of weeks time :D And i the finance office have FINALLY sent me a student form thing so i get taxed less-abit fucking late considering i'm back at uni in a couple of weeks :evil:

Just realised, 'technoflange' has changed his name to 'flatbeatboy'. Makes sense i suppose..............

[Jack]

lol technoflange :lol:

I used to like Lucky Charms when I was a kid :D

Ahhhhh claims forms are the shizznizz... I've got a trip to Caaaaardiff in a couple of weeks time, in fact come to think of it, its next wednesday! I oculd take a hire car, but where's the fun in that when I can cream a bit of cash back... motorway driving should see good economy from the sillycar too, and we get reimbursed either 25 or 40p a mile.... plus additions for passengers! :D

[dunova]

lol technoflange :lol:

I used to like Lucky Charms when I was a kid :D

Ahhhhh claims forms are the shizznizz... I've got a trip to Caaaaardiff in a couple of weeks time, in fact come to think of it, its next wednesday! I oculd take a hire car, but where's the fun in that when I can cream a bit of cash back... motorway driving should see good economy from the sillycar too, and we get reimbursed either 25 or 40p a mile.... plus additions for passengers! :D
ROADTRIP!! I'LL COME!! Earn you more money-although having to be in wales is traumatic enough-you should get paid more anyway :lol:

[change of subject] I'm thinking of swapping the Omega, but i'm not sure what for yet? Basically, its because it guzzles petrol (24mpg) and its pretty damn slow (2.0 eco in a 1.7 tonne car=SLOW lol). So any suggestions?? I was think maybe a turbo diesel? Vectra 2.0 TD? I know its not a frickin' nova, but be sensible people! The winters'a'comin!! :lol: [/change of subject]

[Jack]

Excellent, I'm supposed to be going to the DCSA Exhibition (YAWN) but might just skip off and have a mosey round Cardiff instead heheh.... I'll go thru Bristol on the way so pick you up en-route :lol: :lol:

I'm not too keen on dervs at the mo; and don't forget diesel is now quite expensive.... apparently its forecast that whilst petrol prices will fall back once the effects of Hurricane Katrina are cleaned up, they reckon Derv will stay high in price as 'the companies' are catching on to how popular it is, so they've upped the price. Dunno how true that is, or will be, but interesting nonetheless, and derv currently is now expensive compared to petrol. Although I suppose you do get more mpg from it. Its like Optimax in mine, I could put cheaper normal 95RON in, each tank will cost a bit less but I get less miles out of it, so in the long run Optimax works out better value for money

Gosh what a warble lol.

[/bored] lol

[dunova]

1. I presume by 'derv' you mean diesel??!
2. Does optimax really last longer? More mpg? If so i may have to get me some, although i heard it was normal petrol pumped with some shit that is actually harmfull to your engine? :?

Anyway, you haven't suggested any autombiles to me! Get suggesting 2.0 turbo boi!!!

Maybe a mk2 golf gti? I don't know, i get bored so easily :cry:


I'll go thru Bristol on the way so pick you up en-route :lol: :lol:
Sure, my address is
1 chav close
meaderscum
southmead
Briiiiiiiiiizzzzzle :lol:

[Jack]

1. I presume by 'derv' you mean diesel??!
2. Does optimax really last longer? More mpg? If so i may have to get me some, although i heard it was normal petrol pumped with some s**t that is actually harmfull to your engine? :?
Yup derv = diesel

Optimax is ok, its BP Ultimate thats the crap one lol. It lasts longer in mine, but I suppose it will vary from car to car...

Hmmm how about this:
http://www.pecos.net/news/images2002/clowncar.jpg

lol a google image search for "Clown Car" turned up a few pics of Smart cars :lol:

[dunova]

Well i do like the blingin' rims on that one, but this 'clown car' wins it for me lol

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/clowncar.jpg

Good old americans :roll: If all their cars didn't have 8 litre v12's then we might not have a frickin' petrol fecking problem!!! :evil:

[Jack]

I don't think thats a standard RGM part :lol:

[dunova]

Just filled out my fee claim form, ?945 *DROOL*

Then the ?250'ish from Halfrauds makes Terry a rich student :D Oh, no, wait, that'll all go to paying off debt from last year :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[Jack]

lol serves you right for being a student bum :lol:

I've still got my old 6k-ish student loan to pay off, they've put the minimum earnings up to 15k now though so I'm about ?900 under, aww shame :lol:

Although when the minimum earning was 10k I was only paying ?25 a month, hmmm like thats going to make a difference!

[dunova]

You're on under 15k at the mod?! You are at the mod aren't you? Or have i remembered that wrong?? Yeah i'm not really bothered about the student loan re-payments tbh and hopefully my 1 year work placement will pay off between 10k-15k, yay!!

I feel bad now, being on the net talking shit and getting paid a load for it :oops: :lol:

[sickrabbit]

15k the minimum? Jings !! is it really worth me wasting my life working for the measly amount I recieve , only for it to be declared the minimum ?? i dont feel sick ( even tho my name dictates a differe ) I M PIG SICK .
No wonder I havent had a holiday in the last 8 years or so .....seems to be blighty is getting an expensive place to live nowadays ....for those who were born here at least............

[Jack]

lol yep I'm at the MOD - only an E1 at the mo tho, which means I'm on a snip over ?14k a year - but considering how little I do its not bad! I'm looking for promotion to Band D at the moment, which will start me on just over ?17k a year.... better but still not great; especially considerin I'll have to move away for that, pay more rent etc, so will end up with less money than I have now :roll:

[sickrabbit]

Stick at it mate , I,m ex MOD and really miss my last job there - at least you,ll learn a trade - this stupid bunny at 37yrs young has gone from job to job ( redundancies arent funny ) and is still earning a pitance..
15k a yr min tho really hasnt pleased me - I work at least 50 hrs a week as a caretaker , sometimes very late in the day , Saturday mornings and the occaisional Sunday for my daily bread -for this amount - doing jobs nobody wants , it aint fair !!

Stuff it ! I,ve only ever played the lottery 3 times - now it,ll be a weekly occurance.



:evil:

[FlatBeatBoy]

Cheerios :? I hate most cereals, the only thing i can stomach in the morning is branflakes lol and i've been having them every morning since, erm, well, forever i think :lol:

Oh, and the odd bowl of weetoes (sp?)-those chocolate hoopy things, they're awesome, although i hate it when the milk goes really chocolatey.

Yay! Fee claim form today=money in a couple of weeks time :D And i the finance office have FINALLY sent me a student form thing so i get taxed less-abit f**k late considering i'm back at uni in a couple of weeks :evil:

Just realised, 'technoflange' has changed his name to 'flatbeatboy'. Makes sense i suppose..............


lmao... dunova your the one who kept calling me flatbeat boy.... so i changed it and i get called beat as my nick name for some odd reason :lol:

[dunova]

Oh yeah, i'm a smelly retard and completely forgot that lol

TECHNO, TECHNO, TECHNO, TECHNO, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM

[Jack]

Steady or he'll start dancing! http://www.tinkafoo.com/temp/emot-dance.gif

I'm partial to a bit of scatman john myself :lol:

[J4MES]

the scatmans a legend altho im well into this S Club 7 thing thats flying around somerset at the minute....amazing...