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Anonymous
14-02-02, 02:23 PM
This is an authentic letter sent to Dear Deirdre of the Sun
Newspaper.

I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South
London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to
a guy from Liverpool.

My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters,
who are prostitutes.
I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole
life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a
teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth
on remand centre on charges of incest
with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute
who indeed is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel,
however, her time there is limited as she has recently been
infected with an STD.

We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking
into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancee
utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I
am hoping my two sisters would
be interested in joining our team.

Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it
would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.

My problem is this:
I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family
and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a Scouser ?

This is an authentic letter sent to Dear Deirdre of the Sun
Newspaper.

I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South
London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to
a guy from Liverpool.

My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters,
who are prostitutes.
I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole
life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a
teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth
on remand centre on charges of incest
with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute
who indeed is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel,
however, her time there is limited as she has recently been
infected with an STD.

We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking
into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancee
utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I
am hoping my two sisters would
be interested in joining our team.

Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it
would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.

My problem is this:
I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family
and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a Scouser ?

This is an authentic letter sent to Dear Deirdre of the Sun
Newspaper.

I am a sailor in the merchant navy. My parents live in South
London and one of my sisters, who lives in Brixton, is married to
a guy from Liverpool.

My Father and Mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana and are currently dependent on my two sisters,
who are prostitutes.
I have two brothers, one who is currently serving a non-parole
life sentence in Wormwood Scrubs for the rape & murder of a
teenage boy in 1994, the other currently being held in Wandsworth
on remand centre on charges of incest
with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute
who indeed is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel,
however, her time there is limited as she has recently been
infected with an STD.

We intend to marry as soon as possible and are currently looking
into the possibility of opening our own brothel with my fiancee
utilising her knowledge of the industry working as the manager. I
am hoping my two sisters would
be interested in joining our team.

Although I would prefer them not to prostitute themselves, it
would at least get them off the streets and hopefully the heroin.

My problem is this:
I love my fiancee and look forward to bringing her into the family
and of course I want to be totally honest with her.

Should I tell her about my brother-in-law being a Scouser ?

it did say welsh but i am welsh so i changed it :D

i am on the save for a new motor

jkhilton
14-02-02, 02:39 PM
doh!! I posted that about 6 months ago!!! lol! :p

2.0 16v on it's way soon!!! (again!!!!) :)

Cheese
14-02-02, 03:01 PM
Quality! :D

:D Twin 40's on the way :D

Anonymous
14-02-02, 03:24 PM
sorry jk i must be slacking lol

i am on the save for a new motor

wisewood
14-02-02, 08:14 PM
we've had that pinned up in the warehouse at work for ages and ages.

still good though.


the name is misleading - because i am not called wisewood.