l'pool joke !!

[RobIsGrt18]

A primary teacher starts a new job at a school on Merseyside
and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains
to her class that she is a Liverpool fan.

She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are
Liverpool fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little
girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says:

"Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Liverpool fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asked:

"Well, if you're not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?"

"I'm a Manchester City fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears.

"Mary, why, pray tell, are you a City fan?"

"Because my mum and dad are from Manchester, and my mum is a
City fan and my dad is a City fan, so I'm a City fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in a obviously annoyed tone, "that's no
reason for you to be a City fan. You don't have to be just like your
parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your

Dad was a drug addict and car thief, what would you be then?"

"Then," Mary smiled, "I'd be a Liverpool fan."

LOL - might be old but i still laff'ed !!:D

[wisewood]

hahahha, nice one.

ag'hem, i mean - not funny, discriminating against people from liverpool is unfair and should not be allowed. :p

[NoFrills]

lmfao who told u that one rob?? ;)

[blondie]

lmao!!! nice....but there are more smack and crack heads in manchester than in liverpool. sorry but I am patriotic

[Ian storey]

yep true blondie, shall we ask mr breen and hilton what they think lol, they have experienced how scummy manchester is.

[Ian storey]

oh and while im on anyone see the samuel l jackson interview where he said when he told southerners he was going to be filming in liverpool they were all negative about the place.

well he went and found for himself filming the 51st state and said it was nothing like what all the southerners say, he said everyone was friendly, helpful and nice, much better than down south so :p

[RobIsGrt18]

lol he was payed to say that !!

[Ged@RoyBacer]

yup, it's only cos he bribed them all with Reebok shell suits! :p

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[Ian storey]

if u like stereotypes ged isnt it true that blackpool is the gay capital of uk?

so that would make you a fag!

[PAG]

hahhahahah everyones gay apart from people from essex ;)

[RobIsGrt18]

lol fact of life that brighton is GAY capital of the world !!

[Ian storey]

blackpool must be a close second and seeing as u seem an expert rob ill take ur word for it.

[blondie]

ha ha ha ...nice 1 ian

[Ged@RoyBacer]

lmao @ Ian...

remember Davo's posts?! lmao

"if u dont like gays, you must be gay cos your insecure..."

hahaha

Blackpool is full of faggots...but luckily, all the gay pubs/clubs are at the other end of town so they dont go anywhere near where all the good/straight pubs/clubs are...

they know they'd get gay bashed anyway by all the townie scrote bags that hang about robbing people....lol

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[Ian storey]

so which one are you? a faggot or a townie scrote scumbag who hangs round robbing people?
:D

[RobIsGrt18]

*cough faggot *cough :D

[Ged@RoyBacer]

ermmm...

[thinks]

ermmm...hahahaha :p

stop confusing me! :p:p:p

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[nova_power_y2k]

lol a lads am from liverpool kid fucking insurance down here is taking the piss kid

[Breeny]

lol didnt see this topic.. True Manc is crap but i still reckon Liverpool comes fairly close! (and yes i have been there Ian :p)

[nova_power_y2k]

yeah liverpool is worse then manc when u see liverpool u don't see the worsed places u just see the nice places kidda there is loads of bad places down here they never show them on tv because kid they know its bad

[darren]

Tell ya wot it is im anti Gay and proud that doesnt make me insecure!, i just hate fudge packers, it,s immoral, dont get me started wid the anti gay thing cos i hate em! scum the lot ov em.

Twitchin like a pigs eye!

[wisewood]

how is being gay immoral?
brutally murdering somone and shagging the corpse via an entry wound is immoral... but i dont think being gay is, is it?



The name is misleading - I am not wise, or wooden.

[darren]

Shaggin corpse,s via an entry wound lol, u got sum mad imagination m8, so if we were all fudge packers thats the end ov the human race as we know it(Immoral), ne kids ect, Gay = attention seeking,Campness it,s just to get attention, oh and yeah i know a puff and he,s a good lad but it doesnt make it alright. Just my opinion though and that counts 4 fuck all.

Twitchin like a pigs eye!

[nova_power_y2k]

eeee tell u wot i would not even talk about gay people they all need a good stabbing sad lil people i hate them lol

[Dod]

Bump!!!

I was kinda bored and decided to bring up a post from 7 years ago. How nuts is all that eh?

[Jim Mcrae]

Haha, nice one dod

[C14se]

fact of life that brighton is GAY capital of the world !!

ya lollol

[hendrix]

pmsl quality dod.
Is this gonna be a new thing? bumping 7 yr old threads haha

[Dod]

Meh, why not? 1 a day for a week?

[hendrix]

do it!!

[Dar]

You made a baby cry!
http://www.geocities.com/monica_ml/crybaby.jpg
Twitchin like a pigs eye!

[Southie]

How many of the people who originally replied are still on here?

Where are the now thread!!!

[mayhem]

breeny and wisewood i guess lol

[Spudly]

I was just about to ask which puddin bumped a seven year old thread and the i was like "oh hai dod" lol

[Jack]

Reminder, bumping old threads unnecessarily is a sin-binnable offence