New addition to my Corn Snakes.

[Matt2107]

You lot probably dont give a fuck but I'm slowly getting rich from breeding corn snakes.

This is my latest addition which will be bred from in 2 years.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/Matt2107/scarlet2.jpg

[Jack]

I have a snake.

He lives in my trousers and only has one eye, poor old soul.

[dunova]

Matt, i will give you five great English pounds sterling for that very snicky snake. Deal??

And Jack, i will lend you a large hammer so you can do away with the snake in your trousers. I imagine having a snake in your trousers is very dangerous! :o

[Jack]

He is indeed a very dangerous snake - he does like to spit at people, only ever women though.

I am teaching him japanese fighting techniques in my spare time.

[dunova]

Spitting at women is very rude, unless requested :lol:

[Jack]

"Clearly you've never been to Belize"

But then, neither have I. However, I have been to Weston Super Mare.

[dunova]

Ahh, good old WSM. ALL the women there request a good spitting. Or is that a spit roasting?? :lol:

Where the feck is Belize? Over there :arrow: ?

[Jack]

No, just a little bit further.... its over.... here

[dunova]

What, over there?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/overthere.jpg

[Dar]

Nice Snake 8) I used to have a few snakes. I had a 10ft Burmese Python but had to get rid of it when I moved. Plus I couldn't keep the thing in its tank. It was called 'BB' which was short for Big Bastard.

Again nice one :+:

[Jack]

What, over there?
Nearly... This guy knows the way
http://www.tempesttours.com/Keith%20Brown%20Pointing%202003%20Naftel.JPG

[dunova]

Ahh, just down the end of the road then..............

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/longroad.jpg

[sickrabbit]

Snakes are a strange beast to hold , but tarantulas are the product of a sick mind . I know a woman in her late 40s ( hippy chick milf ) who loves nothing better than after a soak in the bath to cover herself in talc and let her 3 spiders crawl all over her naked body !! She reckons theres nowt more sensual .......


theres some funny people out there people.

[STE Novavanman]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/novavanman/pointing.jpg

[Dar]

Dude....Over there!
http://www.jabrocks.com/linda's/dude%20pointing.JPG

[STE Novavanman]

i think that blokes an alcoholic

[Jack]

http://www.longgreenbc.org/Youth/2002%20pics/05-26-02/Scottaldo%20pointing.jpg

[Gingersnaps]

http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/1745/dancefloor4sg.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[dunova]

These two can see it, it must be over there somewhere................

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/mom_elise_look_over_there.jpg

[Jack]

I reckon he knows where... not sure about his mate tho
http://www.tempesttours.com/Ttjr22%20WS%20Dr.%20Doswell%20Pointing.JPG

[dunova]

No, they've just noticed Mr.Marshmallow man :lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/crowd.jpg

[Jack]

I've been to the pub for lunch, I think four pints makes for a good lunch.

Didn't find anything... but what were we looking for?

[dunova]

Belize-I found it :lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/Belize-large.jpg

4 pints of liquid bread at lunch time hey, good work lol

[Jack]

Does this mean we can stop searching now?

[dunova]

I think so, *sigh*

I'm not too sure where my friend 'Joe' has got to though, maybe you could help me look for him?? :lol:

*Edit* And Denny, where the hell has he been lately? Surely not 'working'?! :o

[Jack]

I believe he was last seen going that way
http://www.northerngrid.org/ngflwebsite/seedtosaw/images/sawmill/forman%20pointing%20out%20various%20imported%20tim ber%20products.JPG

[dunova]

I had a look but then these 2 pointed me in this direction...............

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/pointing.jpg

[dunova]

I believe this is the last place Denny was seen

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/me-at-the-gay-bar.jpg

[Jack]

I think he's been to Medical School:

http://www.menbodyworkers.com/masseurs/images/dr_denny_arizona_base.gif

[Matt2107]

Look what you've done to my nice corn snake post......

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v315/Matt2107/Thread20Hijacked.jpg

Now end this crazyness immediately.

[dunova]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/13420-20RD20Surrender.jpg

[STE Novavanman]

thats not crazy this is crazy but i cant find where i parked it for the life of me anyone know

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v731/novavanman/crazy_van.jpg

[Philsutton]

^^ thats all good but where do you take a dump?