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Anonymous
31-10-01, 11:54 AM
In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female raised her hand and asked, "If I understand, you're saying there is a lot of glucose, as in sugar in male semen?" "That's correct", responded the professor, going on to add statistical info. Raising her hand again, the girl asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?"

After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl's face turned bright red, and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said (or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of class.... and never returned.

However, as she was going out the door, the Professor's reply was classic....

Totally straight-faced he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not the back of your throat."

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Anonymous
31-10-01, 11:56 AM
At a high school an English teacher is busy with work as a student approaches the teacher and asks when the test final test will be.

She tells the whole class and a smart-ass jock raises his hand.
"What if that day I just stayed home because I was sexually exahausted?''

''Well, I guess you'd just have to use your other hand to write with.''


x-b :)p He Who Laughs Last Laughs Longest :)p x-b

blondie
31-10-01, 12:07 PM
fuckin right!!!! thats funny as fuck!!!! I bet the prof was pissing his sides!!

Anonymous
31-10-01, 12:08 PM
What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common?
They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead

x-b :)p He Who Laughs Last Laughs Longest :)p x-b

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me ...."

jkhilton
31-10-01, 12:36 PM
lmao!!! they are well funny!!

Garages sticking to their promises???? not likely!!! :(

blondie
31-10-01, 12:50 PM
I bet everyone knows this: what is brown and sticky?

Fraz
31-10-01, 12:56 PM
a stick!!!!

What do u call a three legged donkey??

A wonky donkey

What do u call a three legged donkey who smells??

Honky Wonky donkey

WHat do u call a three legged smelly donkey who looks like elvis?
A honky tonky wonky donkey.

What do u call a three legged smelly elvis lookalike donkey drivin a bus??

Answers ona post card please!

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wisewood
07-11-01, 08:36 AM
like the footer fraz...

Ged@RoyBacer
07-11-01, 10:29 AM
lol


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