Anyone see this?

[FlatBeatBoy]

Sorry if this has been posted but i nearly Pissed myself looking at this

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/3180/chavalier4il.jpg

[Dpnova]

nice lady piccy :P

[FlatBeatBoy]

did u know something is wrong with Jordan's baby? it might die or something

But other than that she would get it :lol:

[Dpnova]

1 of ems blind

[FlatBeatBoy]

this turned from talking about a chav mobile to about jordan's kids....

Look what u have done dp.... :lol:

[Dpnova]

threads seem to have a tendancy to slip to different subjects

[Jack]

Denny likes to slip off on a tangent....

[FlatBeatBoy]

k ima be random and do some chav talk

16 year old chav girl: WhEn I WaLk iN a RoOm N*i*G*G*a*Z b LyKe 'DaMn' i StRuT MuH StUfF I MoVe DeM HiPz i SeDuCe DeM BoYz wId Da L*i*C*k oF MaH LiPz n Da HoEz b WaTcHiN MeEh LyKe i'M TaKiN ThEa MaN ThEy aInT SeCkZi & i SuRe aM i ShaKe DeM HaTaZz oFF.. wHo tHeY ThInK ThEy Be i GuEsS ThEy JuS JeaLoUs!"

[dunova]

I bought some soup, including one can on bacon and lentil. I also bought some mouth wash for tomorrows festivities. And some yogurt.



Oops, have a slipped off topic? :lol:

[Dpnova]

mate u can eat what u like lol

[FlatBeatBoy]

thiz is me nova lyke... i be cruising thiz streetz man... Picking up some hottieZ

http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/7629/nova12xf.jpg

yo dunova'z willz u come a cruise manz? lol

[Jack]

^ thats a classic :lol:


k ima be random and do some chav talk

16 year old chav girl: WhEn I WaLk iN a RoOm N*i*G*G*a*Z b LyKe 'DaMn' i StRuT MuH StUfF I MoVe DeM HiPz i SeDuCe DeM BoYz wId Da L*i*C*k oF MaH LiPz n Da HoEz b WaTcHiN MeEh LyKe i'M TaKiN ThEa MaN ThEy aInT SeCkZi & i SuRe aM i ShaKe DeM HaTaZz oFF.. wHo tHeY ThInK ThEy Be i GuEsS ThEy JuS JeaLoUs!"
Sounds like something off Faceparty :lol:

[dunova]

mate u can eat what u like lol
Can i eat your cat/dog/pet?

And yes, i would love to go cruising in that reposted scrapheap. SSCHaaaffe 8)

[FlatBeatBoy]

sorry if thats a repost... jack u can come crusing too and show us how to smoke da tubez :?

[Dpnova]

u can eat plenty of cock as surly thats why u had it done

[dunova]

u can eat plenty of cock as surly thats why u had it done
Quoting from the words of my ulter-ego, 'the wiseman'-you're a smelly gippo!! And you like mens poo shutes.

[Dpnova]

the closet door is open you just need to step out of it queero

[FlatBeatBoy]

just bought thiz from my matezzzz got some banging soundz manz

dunova iz gonna testz drive itz for me lyke well lukin fowadz to itz!!

http://img381.imageshack.us/img381/5730/221escort29dh.jpg

[Dpnova]

BEAST!

[FlatBeatBoy]

dp will u come a cruise? :lol:

[Jack]

looks like its driven through a box factory

[dunova]

the closet door is open you just need to step out of it queero
Will you be there to hold my hand?

I'm looking forward to the test drive. I think it's 0-60 time will easily crack the 32 second barrier and i will then proceed to put it through a barrier in the hope that it's a complete write off :lol:

[FlatBeatBoy]

looks like its driven through a box factory

ok 1% vauxhall boy :D its a beast dont be jealous


dunova - should be an amazing adventure.... hopefully the jesus handle doesnt fail when i grab it :lol:

[Dpnova]

im up for a cruise in a beast like that

[FlatBeatBoy]

dont know dp its a bit powerful lyke.... Got a big max power logo on the back window.. Increases my BHP by 15+ :D

[Dpnova]

50 + for a maxy p sticker

[FlatBeatBoy]

sure yyou have loads on your car.... lol boy around here has a saxo with a massive one on his back window and a bodykit which looks like its been glued on. can still see the orignal archers under the ones he put on :lol:

[Dpnova]

sounds like a real beast

[FlatBeatBoy]

just pure utter power innit

[dunova]

My clear rear lights mean i can now hit mach2.

[FlatBeatBoy]

My clear rear lights mean i can now hit mach2.

PMSL!... Classic... Take me a cruise. lol

[Jack]

Why do they actually call it a cruise, when half the time they're parked up not moving lol

I'd always associated "cruise" with sea travelling as well, or moving at a leisurely pace... so why do they all race about like nobody's business?? Maybe they should call it a "Hurry" instead lol

[Dpnova]

ive got mach 3

[FlatBeatBoy]

Yo jack or dun take me a hurry ?

You wise? Cruise gives u more street cred lol

DP your car sounds off the hook...

[Dpnova]

i own a 1ltr nova

[FlatBeatBoy]

chav wana-be.... :lol:

[Dpnova]

i do wish i was cool enough to be a chav lol

[FlatBeatBoy]

chav classes at dunova's house 6-8

First lessons:

How to talk like a chav
How to walk like a chav
How to use weapons like a chav
And what to wear as a chav

Should be fun

[Dpnova]

proper wicked like mate

[FlatBeatBoy]

biggin it upz m8' look fowad to downin sum buck fastzzzzzzzzz

[Dpnova]

i cant understand that

[dunova]

Can we do some drug dealing to little kids aswell? A score for an 8th :lol:

[FlatBeatBoy]

lol dun classic innit m8

[Dpnova]

you didnt know what a score wwas yesturday

[FlatBeatBoy]

score is 20? :\ ill go read that thread incase i make myself look like a idiot

[Dpnova]

it is 20

[FlatBeatBoy]

wish i was intelligent as you dp :lol:

[Dpnova]

i put eggs in there box for a living mate

[dunova]

Well now i know it's 20 i can use it as if i was from da street innit m8. I'll give ya a monkey for an ounce meeeaaaattt :lol:

[FlatBeatBoy]

i put eggs in there box for a living mate


Nice job dp lmao

[Jack]

how much is a walrus

[FlatBeatBoy]

200

Ill give ya walrus for your car

[Jack]

You can have a Neeeonnzzzzzz0rz lol

[FlatBeatBoy]

sorted mate its a deal

[dunova]

I'll give you a walrus and a tiger. And if i'm feeling generous i'll through in a zebra :lol:

[Jack]

I'll trade the zebra for a chipped* Orangutan?


*ebay 2.99 chip mod, +35bhp

[Dpnova]

your all wanna be cockneys

[dunova]

damn right governor

[Dpnova]

me ol muker

[dunova]

Off the hook mate

[Dpnova]

BBRUVVVAAAA

[dunova]

Bang ouaaaater orrdaaa

[Dpnova]

that makes you sound like a 14yr old chav girl

[FlatBeatBoy]

dun probally is :lol:

[Dpnova]

weve never seen a picture of him before

[Jack]

Denny likes to pretend being a laaaaady :lol:

Personally I find him more attractive as a man lol

[Dpnova]

but you never chatted me up as a male only when i acted like a female

[dunova]

weve never seen a picture of him before
I am merely protecting the secrecy of the wise man. If people knew who i am i would be bombarded for my words of wisdom!!

Anyway, you're all a bunch of chutney ferrets

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/chutneylarge1ga.jpg

[Dpnova]

man lover

[FlatBeatBoy]

i am a man lover

*snigger's quietly*

[dunova]

Word to ya mutha, Bbiiaattch

[Gingersnaps]

*looks through binoculars*

arrrrrrrgggg captain there be no sight of the topic

:lol: