How much is 'a score'???

[dunova]

Due to me not being down with the street ghetto drug dealer lingo, i'm unaware of the value of 'a score'. Can anyone fill me in on this so i can be abit cooler. Innit, safe, PHat brother.

[Dar]

Dunno. I think it may be a tenner. I also think a monkey is a hundred quid. So :-

?10 = Score
?100 = Monkey

Wonder how much a elephant is?

[Dpnova]

score is ?20

[dunova]

Oh :?

Because i was selling an almost new 215/35/18 tyre for ?35 and this guy offered me 'a score' for it! :lol:

It's sold now anyway so i'll just tell homeboy to do one. ?20 fecking quid my ar5e!! :evil:

[Dpnova]

i wonder how many people he has tricked using street lingo lol

[dunova]

I'll give you a monkey for it :lol:

Tbh, i'd rather have a monkey than ?100!!

[Dpnova]

i thought a monkey was 500 niker

[dunova]

Well next time i see someone from the ghetto i'll ask them lol

I wouldn't pay ?500 for a monkey tbh............

[Dpnova]

you can buy a chimp on the black market for 34k or a gorilla for 4.5k lol

[dunova]

Why's a chimp 34k and a gorilla 4.5k?? Surely the gorilla should be more exspensive? :lol:

4.5k for a gorilla aint too bad i don't think. Shame i don't own my own forest lol

Home time in 25mins!! YAY!! But then off to Halfrauds for 5pm :(

[Dpnova]

where would you keep a 7 ft gorilla !

[dunova]

In my own forest, but i don't own one :lol:

[Dpnova]

cos its liek a cat and it would wait for you lol

[dunova]

It'd sit on my lap next to the fireplace :lol:

I'd prefer a chimp, but not for 34k! :o

I wouldn't mind a lizard either, although i think keeping pets like that is cruel. Cats and dogs like being 'owned' lol

My cats awesome. Dogs just smell and never leave you alone. And they bark alot and shit everywhere!!

Only 10mins :D

[Dpnova]

ive got 35 mins =0(

[dunova]

Unlucky london boy, over here in Brizzle we like to finish work at 4:00 and then be at our next job for 5:00! Oh the joy.

No doubt i'll have to tell some thieving meader to get out and piss off :roll:

[Dpnova]

an hour before your next job =0( fooook that mate

[Riggy]

lol wtf fuck :lol: for some rason this post has made me think of 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps :lol:

pounce like a panda :lol:

[Jack]

Cats are wayyy cooler than dogs, when did you ever see a cat go chase a stick that you just threw away?

I'm gonna come harass you at your 'frauds by purchasing neons and other chav-like goods :lol:

[dunova]

Wahay!! Finished work for the day and not a single chav in today!! Jack, we've got an event thing on on bank holiday monday for chavved up cars. Rev's magazine will be there and there's prizes! 1st place is a new road angel. You should come along and show off your SSscchhelica (even though you are neonless lol). I'll be working on double pay and my tongue will be pierced by then :D

And yes, cats are frickin' awesome............

[novaco]

i agree cats are great i have two myself but down at the unit we also have a dog shadow which comes in handy for keeping little twats of charvs from niking stuff

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a50/novaco/Image020.jpg

[Jack]

Jack, we've got an event thing on on bank holiday monday for chavved up cars. Rev's magazine will be there and there's prizes! 1st place is a new road angel. You should come along and show off your SSscchhelica (even though you are neonless lol)
w00t, i'll borrow my mates burberry cap :lol:

[FlatBeatBoy]

ill come with myy kappa trackys and addidas trainers.... and maybe my cap

Also bring my tesco carrier bag full of walkers crisps.. Jack has trained me how to be a chav :lol:

[dunova]

i agree cats are great i have two myself but down at the unit we also have a dog shadow which comes in handy for keeping little t**t of charvs from niking stuff

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a50/novaco/Image020.jpg
PMSL a dog called shadow-how original :lol:

As for the Halfrauds event, i think it'll be really cool (If you take the term 'cool' to mean a cidar swilling, burberry wearing, chavved car driving pile of gay) :wink:

[Dpnova]

every car will be a saxo

[Jack]

lmfao I might have to bring my camera and go barry hunting :lol:

well, by "hunting" I mean "shooting fish in a barrel" lol

I can take some notes! I'll soon steal Epo's King Chav crown :lol:

[Dpnova]

you would be hard pushed you would need apicture of you with no trousers on with a burberry cap covering your tackle

[Jack]

Perhaps not then :o

[Dpnova]

that picture was a classic