google has the right idea

[burgo]

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a226/sclurgess/dpgoogle.jpg

[Jack]

Fetish desires?!? :o

[Dpnova]

Bring it !!!!

[dunova]

Phatforums.com. SCHAaaaffe.

Dp has a foot fetish.

[Dpnova]

i have blisters and calusis on my feet lol

[dunova]

Thats why you like other people's feet that are infection free! I think :?

Razorjack has a chav fetish :o

[Dpnova]

you have a fetish with mens bumholes

[dunova]

How did you know :oops:

I also like lepricorns.

[Dpnova]

thast becuase there your height and you all have small penis's

[dunova]

I'm 6'3". But yes, my weener is small, bent and a funny green colour. The ladies luuurve it :lol:

[Dpnova]

i know how u feel my knoooob is crooked and has fur under the rim :oops:

[boredbloke]

i know how u feel my knoooob is crooked and has fur under the rim :oops:

Dude that was FAR too much information than we want to know.

[Dpnova]

:lol: I love taking it to far

[dunova]

I'm 6'3". But yes, my weener is small, bent and a funny green colour. The ladies luuurve it :lol:




i know how u feel my knoooob is crooked and has fur under the rim


Dude that was FAR too much information than we want to know.

Was i providing you with the right amount of information? :lol:

[Dpnova]

he likes you

[dunova]

he likes you
A lot of people do-especially because of my small bent weener.

Am i the only one that NL isn't loading properly for?? It's rubbish *cry* (i would have chosen the cry icon but it hasn't loaded :lol: ) ((the lol on has :lol: ))

[Dpnova]

working ifne for me mate

[Jack]

Clearly you are too wise for NL

[dunova]

Fecking work damn you!! My pc's having a very bad day :cry:

Wiseman's comment of the day-"fucking work you heap of shit!!!"

[Dpnova]

best wise coment ever

[dunova]

I'm not shitting you-my PC is now fully working! :lol:

SEE- :roll: :wink: :oops: :P :? 8) :( :idea: :arrow:

YAY! I'm obviously the wisest wiseman ever 8)

[Dpnova]

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/tv.yahoo.com/images/he/photo/tv_pix/fox/the_simpsons/hank_azaria/char_comicbook.jpg

[dunova]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v219/tezray/marbles.gif

[Dpnova]

i swear i know that guy

[Jack]

fix my wireless network, wise man

[Dpnova]

the wireless connection is failing to penetrate all the sleeze you let off

[dunova]

fix my wireless network, wise man
WHHOOOOOOOOAARRR

Done :wink:

[Dpnova]

LMFAO!!!!!

[Jack]

lmfao!

PC Man: "What happened to your network?"
Me: "The wise man Kung-Fu-ed it"

:lol:

[dunova]

That is correct. I used my godly kung-fu power to fix the soul of the network. Because in the words of the wise man-"It was fucked" :lol:

[FlatBeatBoy]

dunova is about as wise as a pot noodle and a scotch pie.... Im more of a wiseman i can do anything because?

YOU CAN DO IT PUT UR BACK INTO IT :?

[Dpnova]

i love your methodical aproach to it support, would you liek a job here

[FlatBeatBoy]

Yeh depends on what i would be doing though.... Cause razorjack gets jealous :(

[dunova]

Yeah :D

Call it ?25K a year plus benefits and i'll be there 9-5 monday-friday giving you the best wiseman advice available. THE BEST!!!


dunova is about as wise as a pot noodle and a scotch pie
I'll have you know kingsize chicken and mushroom pot noodle's are one of the wisest things on this god foresaken planet :!:

[FlatBeatBoy]

scotch pie's are wiser my fellow padiwan... unleash the truth from within the pastery :lol:

[Dpnova]

no worries mate ill pm you the directions, youve got the job

[dunova]

no worries mate ill pm you the directions, youve got the job
Spot on John :+:

[Dpnova]

JOHN :?

[Jack]

In terms of IT I prefer "you can do it, put your face through it" as a better approach to users.

[FlatBeatBoy]

Ill work for less than dunova cause im sexier and i wear a kilt...... Cant go wrong there can you? :D

[dunova]

JOHN :?
On-john :?:

Rythme-shmyme :?:

Sorry personal joke, *sigh*


Ill work for less than dunova cause im sexier and i wear a kilt...... Cant go wrong there can you?
Sexier than me?! Have you seen my avatar?? I am SEX EEEEEEEE!!

[Dpnova]

a kilt....yeah great :roll:

[FlatBeatBoy]

I can send u a kilt if u want dp sure u would look so hawwwwt in 1 :lol:

and dun... Im sexier and you know it!

[Dpnova]

im the sexiest so lets nor argue

[FlatBeatBoy]

i agree your hot.... dream on :D

[Dpnova]

you knows i be the hottest

[dunova]

I AM THE HUNKIEST. You know it's true so don't bother argueing back..........................
















...........................no really don't bother :!:

[Dpnova]

im going to argue as there is no proof

[FlatBeatBoy]

sorry but razorjack = 10x sexier than everyone... hes just so macho :lol:

[Dpnova]

is that your new account or something :?

[FlatBeatBoy]

nah just a friend of jack.... Couldnt register for some reason so got one of my friends to register me an account :P

:)

[dunova]

is that your new account or something :?
Ya what :?

The proof of my hunkyness is in the way i type-perfectly lol

[Dpnova]

your proof is inconclusive

[dunova]

You type badly, hence you're very ugly :lol:

[Dpnova]

you know im not though

[dunova]

You got a severe beating from the ugly tree in the ugly forest :lol:

I'm a macho macho man.........

[Dpnova]

i got beaten up by a girl last night lol

[FlatBeatBoy]

i got attacked by a doberman a couple nights ago.... and it hurt lol

[Dpnova]

dont rob houses then

[FlatBeatBoy]

sound... lol I was walking home from helping a mate fix his 106 xsi. and i walked round the corner and it was there tried to stroke it and it attacked my legs and hands.... was gutted :P

[Jack]

I'm a macho macho man.........
Are you Randy Savage? lol

[dunova]

I've never been beaten up. I think it's because i'm hard as fuck. Maybe i should let someone beat me up, it might teach me a life lesson or something. Like 'don't just let people beat you up'.

Dp, what girl?? :lol:

[Dpnova]

dont stroke random dogs

[FlatBeatBoy]

dont stroke random dogs


Your full of such wisdom and genius advice... Please teach me your ways

[Jack]

tried to stroke it
Serves you right for trying to stroke it in public then!! You can get arrested for that kinda thing you know

[FlatBeatBoy]

tried to stroke it
Serves you right for trying to stroke it in public then!! You can get arrested for that kinda thing you know


:( It was only the once i swear.

[dunova]

I'm a macho macho man.........
Are you Randy Savage? lol
I am often randy and often savage, but never both at the same time! :o

I think Dp's into beastiality though.............

[FlatBeatBoy]

dp would do anything with a pulse :lol:

[Jack]

Ahhh you have yet to experience Epo :lol:

[FlatBeatBoy]

dunova and dp seem a laugh.... Jack your worse than this on msn. :P

[Dpnova]

a girl at thai boxing mate, shes an instructor and she handed it down to me :lol:

[dunova]

a girl at thai boxing mate, shes an instructor and she handed it down to me :lol:
Is she thai?? *Drool*


Thai women are fit. I want a pic lol

I'm funny. Denny's not.

[FlatBeatBoy]

go listen to some runrig.... runrig - loch lomond

:D and yes dun you make me look like a twat while im at work lol - cause im laughing at what u type. Just had to clear that up for any mis-understandings

[dunova]

go listen to some runrig.... runrig - loch lomond

:D and yes dun you make me look like a t**t while im at work lol - cause im laughing at what u type. Just had to clear that up for any mis-understandings
How do i make you look like a twat?!? Do they read what i write and think its you? :lol:

No-one cares what i do at work. I'm a lazy bastard lol

[Dpnova]

na shes english mate

[FlatBeatBoy]

im meant to be typing up letters for a meeting to promote the shitty garage..... So im sitting here with a cup of coffee a bun and a bag of cheese and onion crisps... And listening to my prodigy cd :D

And no but i was laughing at some of ur posts and one of the guys who work at the garage are like ''what the hell u laughing at'' i said ''myself'' cause im a tit :lol:

[Dpnova]

i hate when people lok at me cos i laugh

[dunova]

na shes english mate
I still want pics of her in her thai boxing gear!!


cause im a tit

I would agree with that lol and damn me for being so god damn funny. Like i said-Denny's not :lol:

[FlatBeatBoy]

your solid dp sort them out m8 :lol:

dun go do some work... lazy bastard.

*listens to benny benassi - satisfaction why? cause its a phat tune*

[Dpnova]

our club website is being updated at the mo i will post the link once its done

[dunova]

I'm listening to Less than Jake-'Hello Rockview'. Not my usual tipple-was deftones and slayer yesterday :o

[FlatBeatBoy]

dance club? or some car club?

Cause i use to be a dj even have a mix of mine somewhere before i sold the good ol' turnies :D

[Dpnova]

i want to go out tonight but i might have to be a good boy :cry:

[FlatBeatBoy]

go out tomorrow.... its friday lol

Thats when i go out. :P

[Dpnova]

i am out tommrow lol

[FlatBeatBoy]

dono if i will be.... Though there is a banger race up in golspie might take a trip up there and see whats the crack up there :P... other than that just another boring weekend ahead :D

[dunova]

I down the local tomorrow and in town saturday :D

Denny, did you say not to drink after having your tongue pierced? This bloke said it was good to because alcohol will clean it out :?

Think i'll be on the vodka's on sat night :D

[FlatBeatBoy]

can i borrow ur car? chav mobile weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee


Think my older sister had her tongue peirced when she was pissed... she didnt remember it in the morning :D

[Dpnova]

it can increase the sweeling, i drank a day after and it was fine

[dunova]

Cool, vodka here i come then lol

The more i drink, the more sterile it is!! :lol:

[Jack]

[quotetechnorocker]cause im a tit [quote]
And you said I couldn't quote right :lol:

I'm being VBA monkey at the moment... mmmmm fun fun

[FlatBeatBoy]

lol!!! leave me alone

[dunova]

[quotetechnorocker]cause im a tit [quote]
And you said I couldn't quote right :lol:

I'm being VBA monkey at the moment... mmmmm fun fun
You're a retard :lol:

*Edit* You've broken it!!!

[Jack]

[quotetechnorocker]cause im a tit [quote]
And you said I couldn't quote right :lol:

I'm being VBA monkey at the moment... mmmmm fun fun
You're a retard :lol:

*Edit* You've broken it!!!
Hey you broke it in the first place!!

Hmm, i wonder how badly we can feck up the quote tags :lol:

[dunova]

[quotetechnorocker]cause im a tit [quote]
And you said I couldn't quote right :lol:

I'm being VBA monkey at the moment... mmmmm fun fun
You're a retard :lol:

*Edit* You've broken it!!!
Hey you broke it in the first place!!

Hmm, i wonder how badly we can feck up the quote tags :lol:
I don't know, lets try :lol:

I'm pretty sure you broke it first! Hence, why i said "At least i can quote properly"!!! Well, by quote i mean edit other people's quotes to make new one's :lol:

[Dpnova]

i leave you alone for 10 mins :roll:

[dunova]

You left the site alone before for months :lol:

[Dpnova]

dont get smart with me nipper

[dunova]

It's not difficult is it

[Dpnova]

:lol: that actually made me smile!

[Jack]

I don't know, lets try :lol:
lol i'm usually amused when n00bs post saying "How do i post an image?" and its obvious they've tried as there's a whole string of [/IMG] and [/URL] tags and sometimes the odd [/SWF] tag at the end of their post :lol:


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:lol:

[Dpnova]

you are

[dunova]

:lol: that actually made me smile!
I'm glad i made your day! Your posts usually 'sound' quite grumpy tbh :lol: [img]

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[Dpnova]

mate if you delt with the idiots i did ud sound grumpy but im allways in as good mood when posting on here 8)

[Jack]

Maybe they should recommend NL for staff morale lol

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[dunova]

mate if you delt
[]with the idiots i did ud sound grumpy but im allways in as good mood [GAY//[]when posting on here 8) [/IMg]
I feel wanted :oops: :lol: [//TAGGY\\\ TAG TAG//////]

[Dpnova]

you homosexual

[Jack]

That reminds me (well it doesn't but hey), what happened to cherry cola girl, or bas girl or whatever the feck she was called?

Or let me rephrase that - which admin banned her and for how long? :lol:

[Dpnova]

dunno, but got added to msn by someone weird

[FlatBeatBoy]

bloody noobs.... :)

[Dpnova]

no one last long here

this is a local site for local people

[dunova]

I'm local to this site. I live just round the corner at dunova.com :lol: