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sickrabbit
24-08-05, 01:28 PM
For those looking for something to do on a stormy day like today in blighty I can recommend trying to put up a large c.b ariel near the chimney way up on the side of a house . Totally thrilling , as the rain once more lashes down , and the wind makes your turtle chew the back of the underpants you recieved at christmas and dont really like . :cry:

Dpnova
24-08-05, 01:29 PM
Im lost, do you have a job

sickrabbit
24-08-05, 01:33 PM
HOLS, MATE - THATS WHY ITS CHUCKIN IT DOWN....

Dpnova
24-08-05, 01:35 PM
i know what you mean, it always the way

Jack
24-08-05, 01:36 PM
Why do you have a small shelled animal in your pants?








:lol:

Dpnova
24-08-05, 01:39 PM
dont knock it untill youve tried it

sickrabbit
24-08-05, 01:41 PM
ever heard the term " I,ve got turtles head "?? - meaning busting for a crap - therefore the " turtle " pokes its head out , the retracts as if frightened .....

I dont like hieghts , thus having a turtle moment ......


I really shouldnt have to describe this ......

sickrabbit
24-08-05, 01:42 PM
dont knock it untill youve tried it



lol .....teenage mutant one by anychance??

Dpnova
24-08-05, 01:43 PM
Touching clothe lol

sickrabbit
24-08-05, 01:49 PM
indeed - tis windy n all.....

Dpnova
24-08-05, 01:51 PM
scrape away the remnense

sickrabbit
24-08-05, 01:58 PM
the mrs has just refused to hold the ladder anymore - dropped an adjustable on her .....



well at least she broke its fall - was an expensive tool when I brought it...

Dpnova
24-08-05, 01:59 PM
spanners in peoples eyes when there under the car lol

burgo
24-08-05, 02:01 PM
i almost killed my mate with a screw driver when it broke and the end flew past his head lol

Dpnova
24-08-05, 02:08 PM
i love it when things like that happen, i got dan_mk1's hand caught between a spanner and a brake disk, funniest thing ever :lol:

burgo
24-08-05, 02:10 PM
yeah im sure he loved it

Dpnova
24-08-05, 02:13 PM
it took me about a minute to move it as i was laughing so hard, its got me giggling now thinking about it :lol:

sickrabbit
26-08-05, 04:10 PM
I cant believe it - after all that work everytime I keyed the mic to talk , all the bloomin security lights still illuminate!! So I brought a massive 18ft ( under advise ) twig from a place in Billing Aquadrome buisness park , struggled like feck to put it on the side of the house and tuned it in . The first person I spoke to was in Luton , so somethings right as I,m only supposed to talk in a range of 4 miles - must be at least 16miles to Luton as the crow flies. Best of all the problem hasnt been cured - I now illuminate all the security lights that folks have on the entire estate.........its hilarious to watch.. :twisted: