Ian storey
18-09-01, 03:48 PM
Now answer all questions truthfully! :D
1) It is your bedtime. What do you do with your pillow?
a) Sleep on it.
b) Bite it.
2) You have been offered two positions at a fudge factory. which do
you take?
a) Producer
b) Packer
3) If you were a ferret, what would be your favourite food?
a) Grubs and beetles
b) Chutney
4) You are a jockey. What is your preferred steed?
a) A horse
b) A sausage
5) Imagine you are attacked by an aggressive piece of chocolate.
Would you:
a) melt it
b) stab it
6) You are a butcher's boy. How do you deliver your meat?
a) Proudly at the front door
b) Furtively up the back passage
7) Your garden is on a slope. How do you perform your gardening?
a) Downhill
b) Uphill
Imagine a shirt is in your way. How would you move it?
a) Manfully discard it from your path
b) Lift it.
9) As a keen sportsman, how do you like javelins?
a) Thrown by old boilers like Fatima Whitbread?
b) Made of Spam
10) You want to learn to play a musical instrument. What do you
decide to
play?
a) a piano
b) a pink oboe
11) You are an offshore driller. What do you drill for?
a) Oil
b) Marmite
12) You are a marine biologist. What is your favourite animal?
a) Scallops
b) Chocolate starfish
1) It is your bedtime. What do you do with your pillow?
a) Sleep on it.
b) Bite it.
2) You have been offered two positions at a fudge factory. which do
you take?
a) Producer
b) Packer
3) If you were a ferret, what would be your favourite food?
a) Grubs and beetles
b) Chutney
4) You are a jockey. What is your preferred steed?
a) A horse
b) A sausage
5) Imagine you are attacked by an aggressive piece of chocolate.
Would you:
a) melt it
b) stab it
6) You are a butcher's boy. How do you deliver your meat?
a) Proudly at the front door
b) Furtively up the back passage
7) Your garden is on a slope. How do you perform your gardening?
a) Downhill
b) Uphill
Imagine a shirt is in your way. How would you move it?
a) Manfully discard it from your path
b) Lift it.
9) As a keen sportsman, how do you like javelins?
a) Thrown by old boilers like Fatima Whitbread?
b) Made of Spam
10) You want to learn to play a musical instrument. What do you
decide to
play?
a) a piano
b) a pink oboe
11) You are an offshore driller. What do you drill for?
a) Oil
b) Marmite
12) You are a marine biologist. What is your favourite animal?
a) Scallops
b) Chocolate starfish