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Anonymous
15-08-01, 01:33 PM
A mate of mine in his XRpoo was racing a pug 1.9 gti around a long, high speed dual carriage way bend...when the arse end of the little pug went 'whoopsie daisy' and he did 2 complete spins..the lad was spewing and we pulled up down the road to see if he came past (to see if he was alright, ie. he hadn't thrown himself through his window screen, and also to see if we could make him spin again...lol...it was wet and pugs' arse ends dont like the wet ;)) anyway, he did, and we flashed him and pulled over and asked him what happened...he wouldn't open his window! he thought we'd pulled him over to give him digs! anyway, after 2 minutes of talking through a window, we did want to spank the ignorant fcuker...we were there to chat, not to be dicks...everyone in blackpool does it...the Boy Racer scene is very good and the atmosphere is always friendly in the local hang out... we could understand why he shat his panties...

anyway, it wasn't much of a story...lol, but have any of u guys got a funny stories about cars crashing when you were racing them, or people being bitter etc etc

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Anonymous
15-08-01, 02:03 PM
no

Anonymous
15-08-01, 03:07 PM
lmao...how did i know sum 1 was gonna say that...

you didn't let me down did ya Marky Bwoy

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Anonymous
15-08-01, 03:41 PM
no

Anonymous
15-08-01, 04:30 PM
i had a bmw write my nova off into a wall when i was trying to get away damm slow 1.2i

had a tigra race me through a speed camera
(the tigra didn't have 16v brakes:D)

undertook a volvo
he chased
i turned off
he went under a bridge
and the police clocked him doing 140+
i then went down slip road and sat next to volvo driver laughing at him while he was following the cop car to the next exit

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Anonymous
15-08-01, 04:33 PM
yes....but it'll cost ya


im a little 0:) but a >:) under the sheets

Anonymous
15-08-01, 05:15 PM
lmao @ Ste

quality...thats why i want a high powered nova...everyone's got so much disrespect for them, it pisses people off in a big way when they get teased by one...

hahahaha

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Anonymous
16-08-01, 07:02 AM
not really very funny to me but i was being stooopid trying to race a lad i worked with when he was in his fast as feck escort.
he went round this corner at like 60... i tried at around 50 and nearly rolled the car... had it on 2 wheels... nearly went.
He saw me in his mirror and came back pissing himself while i sat in my car and smoked several ciggies... most horrifying it was... especially as i had no tax or insurance at the time...

OOPS.

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Anonymous
16-08-01, 08:26 AM
I was once racing a lad in a astra along a long sweepin back road which leads to a busy roundabout. I was up his arse and was doing a 120mph, i could c the roundabout gettin closer and closer but the lad in the astra wouldnt let off so i kept goin. Then just as we were aprochin the roundabout he decided to throw the brakes on hard so i did the same except mine wernt slowin me down! 110mph..100mph..85mph SHIT! i was deffinitly gonna go in to the back of him so i had no choice to throw the car across the road in to the other lane then round the roundabout the wrong way, car sliding round, every 1 just holdin on for there lives until the car stoped. I managed to dodge 3 oncomin trucks! and it was about 1/2 mile up a different road where i slowed to a stop. phew close 1. lmao!

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Anonymous
18-08-01, 02:31 PM
The Guy driving the lil pug must have been a shite driver, it aint easy to lose the back end on those 1.9's or I guess he had Bald tyres!

Anonymous
22-08-01, 11:23 AM
Nothin hilarious Just me takin the piss out of a 1 litre corsa goin up to strathy one nite.Coz my car looks v standard most think it's a modified 1 litre or 1.2.
So anyway i was tootling along at about 80 on this dual carriage wya when this wee lad and his two mates came right up my arse flashin lights.They suddenly move to go round me where i look over and lkook as though i'm really tryin to boot it.He looks at me right beside me and satrts laughin at how his car is gettin away.That was until I but the foot to the floor.Undertook him at 120 and gave him the flashin indicators thanx.I slow down further down the road where he ctches and his mates are sittin laughin at him as he gets it sideways into the park on the roundabout.Not v funny but abit amuzing?

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Anonymous
24-08-01, 12:25 AM
I was leaving the place were all the local wannabe boy racers (sunstrips with motorsport etc on them) hang round, i was in my 1.4 sr with 2 of my mates when we noticed a very nice looking GTE following me. Its quite notorious for the pigs so i was taking slow....until we hit the dual carrigeway hittin 95 in the wet, with the gte right bhind me in the next lane, its pissin down and a harsh roundabout coming up so i slow it down, the GTE screams past, i look at my mate, he looks at me and say "oh fuk", GTE slams on slides hits the roundabout doing a good 110 jumps up straight through a sign, get out its one of my mates from school, lol. Found out he`d only had it 3 days and it was properly smashed in.

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03-10-01, 04:51 PM
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