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Dpnova
18-08-05, 10:02 AM
NUFF SAID BRUV

Dar
18-08-05, 10:30 AM
http://www.ezthemes.com/previews/m/mrcrabs800.jpg
Get back to work and earn me more money boy!

Dpnova
18-08-05, 10:31 AM
thats how i feel sometimes mate, i work with people that make my job harder......
:evil:

Dar
18-08-05, 10:34 AM
I know that feeling! But at least you have the internet to play with
:P

Dpnova
18-08-05, 10:36 AM
yeah thats a good point but i do have to fix numptys pc's too

Dar
18-08-05, 11:04 AM
Yeah - and you get some right morons!
There is quite a funny tech supprt flash anim (You may have seen it) on this page.
http://www.illwillpress.com/vault.html
Cracks me up :P

Dpnova
18-08-05, 11:06 AM
not aloud due to content

ToRn
18-08-05, 11:09 AM
Im an IT Tech as well, the best part about this job is sitting at my desk re installing win2k or xp and sitting on the net at the same time!

oh and then there is the cakes!

Dar
18-08-05, 11:10 AM
Thats no good :(

Dpnova
18-08-05, 11:10 AM
i cant eat cakes or anything like that....big up eating salad at your desk

ToRn
18-08-05, 11:18 AM
Salad is alright but it has to have load of mayo!

Dpnova
18-08-05, 11:21 AM
there a wicked all you can eat chinese across the road though

ToRn
18-08-05, 11:30 AM
mmmmmm Sweet & Sour Pork Balls ok now im hungry!

Dpnova
18-08-05, 11:37 AM
salad and a roll for lunch

ToRn
18-08-05, 11:40 AM
Ham and pickle / Chicken and pickle sandwiches and Cadbruy Mini roles for me!

Dpnova
18-08-05, 11:42 AM
IT work makes you fat

Jack
18-08-05, 11:43 AM
A roll on what? arf arf

I've spent most of this morning (well, ok ALL of this morning) drawing out a wiring diagram for some neons

I told my supervisor it was a "Database Data Flow Diagram", and as it was a) in Excel and b) looked confusing she ran away :lol:

Dpnova
18-08-05, 11:48 AM
you fast and furiousing your car

Dar
18-08-05, 11:48 AM
lol - I used to love giving technical explinations to people who then just nodded and went right :P

However the worst ones are the ones who don't know what your on about and then want you to tell them each and every indivdual part in detail until they do understand. Which is worst then pulling teeth!

and yup sitting at a puter all day makes you fat :(

Dpnova
18-08-05, 11:52 AM
so many fattuns in it

ToRn
18-08-05, 12:02 PM
Its alright here tho cause im not the only fatty here my co worker glenn is also fat and my boss Chris he is even fatter, but thats because we have cheese every friday!! big chunks of cheese from sainsburys

Dpnova
18-08-05, 12:04 PM
im not fat :roll: try damn hard though

Dar
18-08-05, 12:11 PM
Try harder! Drinking lots of doccy p will help ;)
Oh than the cheezy nic-naks - I one had a diet of pepsi and nic-naks. I got well chubby...for me anyway.

Jack
18-08-05, 12:14 PM
you fast and furiousing your car
Yes I reckon adding 4,000,000W worth of neons will make my car go faster

I also want to be Paul Walker, he is so cool

And drink John Smiths if you want to get fat, it made me into a wideboy lol

Dpnova
18-08-05, 12:35 PM
i dont want ot be fat

Jack
18-08-05, 12:39 PM
neither do I lol

However I feel better after seeing Hurley (the fat dude) on Lost last night, holy crap I'm surprised he's not eaten half the island already

Dpnova
18-08-05, 12:42 PM
that got us talking saying would u rather eat a fat person or a muscly one

Jack
18-08-05, 12:46 PM
Muscly one surely? Might be a bit stringy, but they'd have more meat on them as opposed to fatty gunk lol

They could have cooked up the dead people :lol:

Dpnova
18-08-05, 12:48 PM
i would!

Jack
18-08-05, 12:51 PM
I'd have cooked up some of the less useful live ones too :lol: