poor joke but hey ....

[nova_lass]

a foreign student goes to school for his first day.The teacher advises him that the besy way to learn English is to wander the streets and listen to people speaking.So off he sets and soon enough,he comes across a rocket demonstration.the crowd shouts "three,two,one - Take off!" "take off?" the student says,scratching his head.He then passes a zoo where a women is pointing out an animal to her child."look!" she says enthusiastically."Zebra!"The student frowns "Ze-bra?"he then sees a young child in his mothers arms,"mama,mama" "Mama?" the student repeats.Later that day,he returns to school for an English lesson."ok"says that teacher."what have you learnt today"the student rises form his chair and proudly says"Take off Zee-bra Mama!"


Well i did warn you it was a poor joke - Loran

[dunova]

I was telling this joke in primary school!! Like 13 years ago, i'm not fecking joking-thats how old it is! :lol:

[Jack]

a foreign student goes to school for his first day.
Stop right there please!

[dooooney]

lol well i found it funni and i hadnt hurd it lol :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

[Dpnova]

Bless, saw the punch line coming so what but not a bad effort

[-tucny-]

on the humour scale, thats just about in between lolly pop stick and chrimbo cracker.

however, i worried myself as a did smile, ever so slightley. :)

[Philsutton]

get your coat

[Dpnova]

get your coat

Has she pulled!

[Philsutton]

not with a joke like that

[Dpnova]

at least shes trying....plus funny girls tend to be munters!

[nova_lass]

get your coat

nah he's kicking me out lol well i coulda a put up a pervy joke,but that aint very lady like now is it lol oh n bloke who said he been saying it for 13 years - ive only just heard it,we must be behind with the times here! :lol:

All i can say is - i did warn you it was a poor joke before youe read it.

[Philsutton]

thats rubbish, us in the midlands are on the front line of up to dateness

[-tucny-]

come on then phil, give me a chuckle with a new up to date joke then!

been from yorkshire myself it used to take a while for these jokes to make it through the hills to my settlement - but thanks to the internet i now know why the chicken crossed the road.

[Philsutton]

i dont tell jokes lol, i think wales/liverpool is the worse for not being up to date. I.e still walking round in white shell suits pmsl

[-tucny-]

it is true about those shell suits. i went to liverpool a while back and alot of people do wear them

[Jack]

i dont tell jokes lol, i think wales/liverpool is the worse for not being up to date. I.e still walking round in white shell suits pmsl
Clearly you've never been to Bristol :lol:

[Philsutton]

i have actually, whats you case for an arguement then lol?

[dunova]

Bristol's WELL ahead of its time! We have things called 'cars' down here, unlike in the country :wink:

[Jack]

The fact that Longwell Green and Kingswood seems to be stuck in a time warp that hs frozen time at 1987 lol

[Philsutton]

you mean they still watch videos of teenage mutant hero turtles for enjoyment

[Dpnova]

i still watch them

[Jack]

Teenage mutant who?

[Dpnova]

i was a mutant tenager who befreinded a rat

[Riggy]

pmsl @ wales wearing white tracksuits

we have a caravan in towyn and when we walk round the market all we can see are scally kids in fake (yes fake as in ?20 on laods of stalls) lacoste shell suits PMSL :lol: :lol:

[Dod]

get your coat

nah he's kicking me out lol well i coulda a put up a pervy joke,but that aint very lady like now is it lol oh n bloke who said he been saying it for 13 years - ive only just heard it,we must be behind with the times here! :lol:

All i can say is - i did warn you it was a poor joke before youe read it.


Who said you're a lady, we need photographic evidence to confirm this.


Whats the difference in a Good girl and a Bad girl?

A bad girl spits, and a good girl Swallows!!

[Jack]

Who said you're a lady, we need photographic evidence to confirm this.
http://www.viperlair.com/forums/images/smilies/Without_pics.gif

[nova_lass]

u lot just wanna perv lol :wink: will see about sorting out a pic for ya

[Dod]

u lot just wanna perv lol :wink: will see about sorting out a pic for ya


Just for me? To perv at? I think i love you, if you're legal and attractive, mildly or, ah fuck it, you'll do!!!

Na, but seriously, get a few pics up, your avaitor (if thats how its spelt) doesn''t do much for you doll. :lol:

[Dod]

Who said you're a lady, we need photographic evidence to confirm this.
http://www.viperlair.com/forums/images/smilies/Without_pics.gif



Mate, no pic came up, try to post it again, ok then After Lost!!!

[nova_lass]

i cant help it if i have a s*ite avitar lolthought it was appropriate-with me keep getting caught speeding n all lol

[Dod]

i cant help it if i have a s*ite avitar lolthought it was appropriate-with me keep getting caught speeding n all lol


Think Speedy was never cought though Lass.

[nova_lass]

ah well thats because they never hid round corners waiting on him :lol:

[Dod]

ah well thats because they never hid round corners waiting on him.....


Poor girl, what you doing hanging round street ccorners anyway? :lol:

[nova_lass]

well i was gonna put "looking for buisness" but realised that this left me in firing line for a whole lotta whoring comments,i could also put i was having a moment n got lost round a round-a-bout, again, left me open for stupidity comments so im just gonna say nada!

[hendrix]

going to fast maybe??? :lol:

[juicy]

MAYBE