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Anonymous
13-09-01, 04:03 PM
> > Alternative Bohemian Rhapsody
> >
> > Indian Curry Rhapsody
> >
> > Naan, just killed a man
> > Poppadom against his head
> > Had Lime Pickle Now He's Dead
> > Naan, Dinner's Just Begun But Now I'm Gonna Crap It All Away
> > Naan, ohhhh ohhhhhhhh
> > Didn't mean to make you cry
> > Seen Nothing Yet Just See the Loo Tomorrow
> > Curry On, Curry On
> > Cause Nothing Really Madras
> >
> > Too Late, My Dinner's Gone
> > Sends Shivers Down my Spine
> > Rectum Aching All The Time
> > Goodbye Onion Bhaji, I've got to go
> > Gotta Leave You All Behind And Use The Loo
> > Nann, Ohhhhh Ohhhhhhh
> > The Doopiaza is so mild
> > I Sometimes Wish We'd Never Come Here at All
> >
> > I See A Little Chicken Tikka on the Side
> > Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, Pass the Chutney Made of Mango
> > Vindaloo Does Nicely
> > Very Very Spicy
> > Meat
> > Byriani (Byriani)
> > Byriani (Byriani)
> > Byriani and a Nann
> > (A Vindaloo loo loo loo)
> > I've Eaten Balti, somebody Help me
> > He's Eaten Balti, Get him to the Lavetory
> > Stand you well back
> > Cause the Loo is Quarantined...
> > Here it Comes
> > There it Goes
> > Technicolour Yawn
> > I Chunder
> > No!
> > It's coming up again
> > (There he Goes)
> > I Chunder It's Coming Back Again (There he Goes)
> > Coming Back Again (Up Again)
> > Here it Goes Again
> > (No No No No No No No)
> > On my Knees I'm on my Knees
> > On his Knees Oh There he Goes
> > This Vindaloo
> > It's About to Wreck my Guts
> > Poor Me....Poor Me.... Poor Meeeee....
> >
> > (Guitar Solo - Air guitar of course !)
> >
> > So you Think you can Chunder and Feel Alright?
> > So you try to eat Curry and Drink Beer all Night?
> > Oh Maybe, But now you Puke Like a Baby
> > Just had to come out
> > It Just had to Come Right out in Here
> >
> (More air guitar !!!)
>
> > My ringpiece is shattered
> > I'm on my hands and knees
> > If you eat a dodgy ruby
> > You'll end up with gut rot disease!
> >
> > Listen to that wind blow.....
> >
> > pppppppphhhhhh!


i have not read all this so if there is anything rasist it is nothing to do with me !

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Anonymous
13-09-01, 06:04 PM
LMFAO - just emailed it to everyone i know at work.

ANDY@WISEWOOD.NET

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Anonymous
13-09-01, 07:32 PM
LMFAO Marda jafri would be proud LOL :D

grantrees@hotmail.com

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Anonymous
17-09-01, 02:39 AM
Mint!

Anonymous
17-09-01, 09:54 AM
lmao, thats well funny!!! :D

Anonymous
17-09-01, 10:48 AM
:D

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