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Mushy
16-08-05, 09:48 PM
Some chavved up saxo owner who has just bought a vts seems to think he can do 75mph in 2nd gear, and hes got just over 140break standard... :lol:

and with no licence

Where do people keep breeding these mongs from :roll:

Jack
16-08-05, 10:10 PM
There was a VTS at the 306GTi6 RR day in Andover that had 140bhp with just a filter and exhaust

Methinks the RR was marginally overreading somewhat lol

Dar
16-08-05, 10:21 PM
Its not just Saxo owners that do that sort of thing its quite common for people to make such claims (I dunno if its true or not) whatever car they own :wink:

BTW My 306 does 60mph in 2nd, but will be geared differently due to it having a 6 speed box.

Mushy
16-08-05, 10:28 PM
A little exagertion there i think about the vts, they maybe quite quick but whats the point in having something like that for a 1st car.

1 their shite

2 their a saxo

and 3 i dont think you appreciate your motors as you go higher and higher from a young age, best to start with a low ratio engine and go from there

Jack
16-08-05, 10:46 PM
4. He'll never get insured as a first car, unless he's 30 :lol:

I can vouch for the 306 doing 60 in 2nd... my mate has this:

http://www.306gti6.com/gallery/images/2448_newwheelsblaze3.jpg

...and drives like a man possessed :lol:


p.s. he also can't take a photo to save his life... the front end all dark and a sign pointing out the roof! tsk! :lol:

p.p.s who's going to spot whats wrong with that car then :p

Dar
16-08-05, 10:53 PM
Nice car!! :D
Not much wrong with that ;)
Looks like hes colour coded a few bits here and there and in sure the doors just had GTI on them but GTI 6 on the rear but that may have been the R plate. Its lower and has 17" wheels on it......dunno I can only see nice subtle mods.

Mushy
16-08-05, 10:55 PM
lol yeah, he says hes paying 3200 full comp

Nice colour, erm the headlights are off of the later models..? :bday:

Jack
16-08-05, 11:01 PM
3200! Thats insane! And he'll probably only get about ?1500 back when he twats it :roll:


Nice colour, erm the headlights are off of the later models..? :bday:
Nearly there.... its a Blaze Phase 3, which technically were never made :lol: Came out the factory as a phase 2 with a load phase 3 bits and he's just finished it off...

I'd have one :wink: (but not whilst the GT-Four is on my drive lol)

nova_lass
17-08-05, 03:49 AM
1 their s**t

2 their a saxo

lol sums it in one really dont it lol

boredbloke
17-08-05, 08:42 AM
It is funny how some ppl get really wound(sp?) up by others quoting their cars can do this etc,

why bother worrying?

why not just let them believe that car does fantastic things, I mean surely if it does 75mph in 2nd in 3rd it must hit at least 110 by the time 5th has flatened out it'd be doin near on 200 mph

So chill woman! :lol: :lol:

Dpnova
17-08-05, 08:45 AM
let him have his belief, its not a problem

Philsutton
17-08-05, 10:45 AM
i remember racing a vts down the dual carriage way, i let him go for about 200m then went after him. His didnt do 140mph, mainly because thats what speed i went flying past him lol

SRimon
17-08-05, 11:08 AM
i remember racing a vts down the dual carriage way, i let him go for about 200m then went after him. His didnt do 140mph, mainly because thats what speed i went flying past him lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: I had that back in my orange nova days with a saxo VTR, silly silly boy :lol:

Jim
17-08-05, 12:03 PM
whats the point in having something like that for a 1st car.

Hmm, I can't imagine what attracts people to such a car, I wonder if it could be because:

1) They are probably one of the cheapest small hot hatches around
2) Come with lots of mod cons
3) Don't rust at the first sign of water like Novas
4) Are relativley nippy
5) Have the same chassis as the 106 (which was voted 3rd in the all time greatest cars by 5th gear a few years back)

He must be a complete idiot going for a quick modern car instead of a battered and rusted 13+ year old slow Nova :roll:

Don't get me wrong, I love my Nova to bits, but open your eyes people! Don't you have anything better to do than bitch about other makes of cars, Saxo's in particular?

Jim

Philsutton
17-08-05, 12:14 PM
why dont you just go buy one save yourself the trouble

Jack
17-08-05, 12:22 PM
i remember racing a vts down the dual carriage way, i let him go for about 200m then went after him. His didnt do 140mph, mainly because thats what speed i went flying past him lol
lmfao busted my mate in the 306 with that, he's going on about how his car was doing 130 and I said "No it wasn't - I came tearing past you at 130 and you were standing still compared to me" :lol:

tsk, these silly people that only have two working wheels :lol:

Dpnova
17-08-05, 12:32 PM
are the other 2 square :roll:

Philsutton
17-08-05, 12:37 PM
well it is jap

Dpnova
17-08-05, 12:39 PM
million tone of pipe under the engine bay

Dar
17-08-05, 01:37 PM
Don't get me wrong, I love my Nova to bits, but open your eyes people! Don't you have anything better to do than bitch about other makes of cars, Saxo's in particular?


Hear! Hear! Well said.


lmfao busted my mate in the 306 with that

Leave him alone! Your sporting around 70bhp more than him. Mind you I think the GTI-6 is great but does suffer a bit after 110mph. Mine took ages to get to around 136mph - mind you with speedos not being accurate who knows how fast your going?

Jack
17-08-05, 01:46 PM
:P thought you might reply to that! Must say I'm a big fan of the 6, if I didn't have a Celica then that would have been my next choice.

Dpnova
17-08-05, 01:47 PM
novas are the best

Jack
17-08-05, 01:53 PM
1.2 novas are the best
Thats better :lol:

Philsutton
17-08-05, 01:53 PM
1.2 novas are too slow damn it

Dar
17-08-05, 01:54 PM
lol - Just had to reply :P
I also like the Civic Type-R but I already have a trackday car. If I got rid of the 6 and could afford one it would be my next car.

Jack
17-08-05, 01:57 PM
Yeah, there was a Type-R at the RR day at Andover a while back... had a few tweaks including 75bhp of N2O and made something well over 300bhp or equally silly... the scream of it on the rollers having the tits revved off it was crazy!! :o

Dar
17-08-05, 02:01 PM
Yup - I think I seen the video. You gotta love'em. Apparently you can get a supercharger kit for them that takes them to 400bhp for around 4k IIRC. Any car that can rev like that gets the :+: from me :twisted:

Dpnova
17-08-05, 02:02 PM
i do like those

juicy
18-08-05, 01:51 PM
i HATE saxos