Anonymous
13-09-01, 04:07 PM
> > If men wrote the agony aunt columns in Cosmopolitan - they'd probably
> read
> > like this.........
> >
> > Dear Cosmo:
> >
> > Q: My husband wants to experience three-in-a-bed sex with me and my
> > sister.
> >
> > A: Your husband is clearly devoted to you. He cannot get enough of you,
> > so he goes for the next best thing - your sister. Far from being an
> issue, this will bring all of the family together. Why not get some female
> > cousins involved as well? If you are still apprehensive, then just let
him go
> > with your sister and female relatives, buy him a nice, expensive
> present, and cook him a nice meal and don't mention this aspect of his
behaviour.
> >
> > Dear Cosmo:
> >
> > Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex with him.
> >
> > A: Do it. Sperm is not only great tasting, but has only 10 calories a>
> > spoonful. It is nutritious and helps you to keep your figure and gives a
> > great glow to the skin. It's interesting that a man should know this.
> > Obviously his offer for you to perform oral sex with him is totally
> > selfless. Oral sex is extremely painful for a man. This shows he loves
> > you. Best thing to do is to thank him afterwards and show him you
> > appreciate this by buying him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a
> > nice meal.
>
> >
> > Dear Cosmo:
> >
> > Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
> >
> > A: This is perfectly natural behaviour - and it should be encouraged.>
> > The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men.
Far
> > from being pleasurable, a night out with the boys is usually a stressful
> > affair, and to get back to you is a relief for your partner. Just look
back at
> > how emotional and happy the man is when he returns to his stable home.
Best
> > thing to do is to buy him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a nice
> > meal and don't mention this aspect of his behaviour.
> >
> > Dear Cosmo:
> >
> > Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
>
> >
> > A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband as it can be very
> > painful for a man to try and find it. If you must mess with it, do it in
> > your own time and get your sister and/or best friend involved. To help
> > with the family budget, you should videotape yourselves while doing this
> > and then sell it at flea markets (your husband will be of great
> > assistance here). To ease your selfish guilt, buy your man a nice
expensive
> > present, and cook him a delicious meal.
>
> >
> > Dear Cosmo:
> >
> > Q: My husband is uninterested in fore play.
>
> >
> > A: Fore play to a man is very hurtful. If you try and force him into it
> > it would only mean that you do not love your man as much as you should -
> > he'd have to work very hard and long to get you in the mood. Unless you
can
> > get your sister and/or best friend involved in this, I strongly
recommend
> > that you abandon all wishes in this area, and make it up to him by
buying a
> > nice expensive present, and cooking a nice meal.
> >
>
> > Dear Cosmo:
> >
> > Q: My husband has never given me an orgasm.
>
> >
> > A: The female orgasm is a myth. It is an unrealistic concept being
> > fostered by militant, man-hating, looney, leftwing, boiler suited
> > feminists in an attempt to destroy the family unit. Don't mention it
> > again to him and show your love to him by buying a nice expensive
> > present....
> > and don't forget to cook him a delicious meal.
> >
***********The Novaload Member Formally known As Nova91***********
> read
> > like this.........
> >
> > Dear Cosmo:
> >
> > Q: My husband wants to experience three-in-a-bed sex with me and my
> > sister.
> >
> > A: Your husband is clearly devoted to you. He cannot get enough of you,
> > so he goes for the next best thing - your sister. Far from being an
> issue, this will bring all of the family together. Why not get some female
> > cousins involved as well? If you are still apprehensive, then just let
him go
> > with your sister and female relatives, buy him a nice, expensive
> present, and cook him a nice meal and don't mention this aspect of his
behaviour.
> >
> > Dear Cosmo:
> >
> > Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex with him.
> >
> > A: Do it. Sperm is not only great tasting, but has only 10 calories a>
> > spoonful. It is nutritious and helps you to keep your figure and gives a
> > great glow to the skin. It's interesting that a man should know this.
> > Obviously his offer for you to perform oral sex with him is totally
> > selfless. Oral sex is extremely painful for a man. This shows he loves
> > you. Best thing to do is to thank him afterwards and show him you
> > appreciate this by buying him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a
> > nice meal.
>
> >
> > Dear Cosmo:
> >
> > Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
> >
> > A: This is perfectly natural behaviour - and it should be encouraged.>
> > The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men.
Far
> > from being pleasurable, a night out with the boys is usually a stressful
> > affair, and to get back to you is a relief for your partner. Just look
back at
> > how emotional and happy the man is when he returns to his stable home.
Best
> > thing to do is to buy him a nice, expensive present, and cook him a nice
> > meal and don't mention this aspect of his behaviour.
> >
> > Dear Cosmo:
> >
> > Q: My husband doesn't know where my clitoris is.
>
> >
> > A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband as it can be very
> > painful for a man to try and find it. If you must mess with it, do it in
> > your own time and get your sister and/or best friend involved. To help
> > with the family budget, you should videotape yourselves while doing this
> > and then sell it at flea markets (your husband will be of great
> > assistance here). To ease your selfish guilt, buy your man a nice
expensive
> > present, and cook him a delicious meal.
>
> >
> > Dear Cosmo:
> >
> > Q: My husband is uninterested in fore play.
>
> >
> > A: Fore play to a man is very hurtful. If you try and force him into it
> > it would only mean that you do not love your man as much as you should -
> > he'd have to work very hard and long to get you in the mood. Unless you
can
> > get your sister and/or best friend involved in this, I strongly
recommend
> > that you abandon all wishes in this area, and make it up to him by
buying a
> > nice expensive present, and cooking a nice meal.
> >
>
> > Dear Cosmo:
> >
> > Q: My husband has never given me an orgasm.
>
> >
> > A: The female orgasm is a myth. It is an unrealistic concept being
> > fostered by militant, man-hating, looney, leftwing, boiler suited
> > feminists in an attempt to destroy the family unit. Don't mention it
> > again to him and show your love to him by buying a nice expensive
> > present....
> > and don't forget to cook him a delicious meal.
> >
***********The Novaload Member Formally known As Nova91***********