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This is to early to be at work after a hard night on the shandy, must not drink on a school night :?
arf, I'm not at work today
Although I'm actually doing more 'work' at home that I do at when I'm at work.... bloody wireless network has screwed up :evil:
I'm working at 5:00, but am currently trying to summon the balls to go and get my tongue pierced :o
Well i doesn't initially, but will swell up like a mo fo for the next 3 days! Although i'm only working at halfrauds tonight+tomorrow, so it'll be a good excuse not to talk to the customers :lol:
dont drink booze the day after, doesnt help wit the swelling, its just more annoying than anything
Although i'm only working at halfrauds
It gets better :lol:
Although i'm only working at halfrauds
It gets better :lol:
Part time-easy student work you chutney :roll: :lol:
Just checked my money and i have none, so it'll have to wait for 2 weeks until i get paid. Definately want it done, not really sure why though, i've just got the urge :?
No oral activity for 6 weeks after though :o Sorry Razor :wink: :lol:
thats a lie too, mines fine and i was noshing away after a week
Damn, you mean I have to wait? :lol:
Well the thing he gave me says it takes 10-14 days for the swelling to go down, you need to brush your teeth 2-3 times a day and no oral for 6 weeks :lol:
remove a rid, or dare i say it, try and get a lady to do it lol
Sorry, i tried to understand that, but what do you mean 'remove a rid'???
then he can bend inhalf and self felatio
then he can bend inhalf and self felatio
:lol: I take it you've already tried this?
im very bendy already but my knob is too small lol
im very bendy already but my knob is too small lol
i dont need to no about ur bendiness or ur knob beng to small
as for working when uve had a good night out and one too many the night before, try having to get up go to work and give some old woman a bikini wax when she has had one for at least a month :o
try going down on an old lady who hasnt had one for a month, then i would feel bad for you
yuk - thats just wrong - i dont want to know why u refer to this :|
i was very close to my mum
:roll: sorry thats just wrong, im just trying to pass time :cry:
too much information :lol:
you love it, it doesnt make your cruise antics seem so bad!
i was very close to my mum
:roll: sorry thats just wrong, im just trying to pass time :cry:
BAD BAD DENNY!
i know i cringed a bit when i wrote it, thats also what she used to say
I have a big knob. Enjoy.
growing from your forehead! Attention seeker then
http://files.raycommedia.com/wstm/CNY%20APARTMENT%20LIVING/NOB%20HILL%20APARTMENTS%20LOGO.png
*snigger*
my photospace is playing up :cry:
Yes i am seeking it now. Ahoy, ahoy!
Back to tongue piercing-i might just do it myself :idea:
No, but i'm not wise :lol:
Get the sewing needles out...........
*Edit* Just been looking at my tongue and the needle. Don't think i can do it :oops:
mate, artery in your tounge, when you get it done the check the vains bfore ramming a needle through it
dont do it ur self and be careful where u get it done
There's 2 main veins running through the bottom of your tongue-you can see them really easily. If i went through the middle i wouldnt hit them! Tbh, i haven't got the balls to do it anyway :oops:
Abit of pain to save myself ?30 though, quite tempting :lol:
u will be giving yourself a tatoo next
ANDYRACER
12-08-05, 06:39 PM
I thought tongue piercings on men were for gays. :lol:
I thought tongue piercings on men were for gays. :lol:
Is that why you got yours done Andy? :lol:
One deciding factor for me is that the ladies love it. You may understand that abit better once you reach puberty :wink:
Philsutton
13-08-05, 03:41 PM
try working 9am-5pm in the day then doing 7pm-3am straight after then getting up at 7am to do work on your own car before you go to work again. Thats the fun ive been having for last few weeks. :D
try working 9am-5pm in the day then doing 7pm-3am straight after then getting up at 7am to do work on your own car before you go to work again. Thats the fun ive been having for last few weeks. :D
I would get a new job
busy man, and tounge peircings arent for gays!
sickrabbit
15-08-05, 02:15 PM
I cant understand why people want to give themselves a speech impediment, some people sound as tho they have a slight lisp after a tongue peircing .... - I,ve also heard that once the peircings healed 2 things occur : 1 say goodbye to hot drinks -the stud gets really hot and burns the tongue on contact with hot liquid 2 when you eat your tongue tends to curl up ( muscular nerve action ) and the stud comes into contact with the rear teeth . After a period of time the enamel on the rear teeth is worn and sensitivity occurs . I was told this by a mate who,d had his peirced and eventually had to remove it...this guy really is into body modification , and reckons that if your ever going for any peircing ( even in choice of ears ) you should go for a prince albert . He states it doesnt really hurt ( yeah right !) and the benefits are wicked - there is however one major downfall - youre never able to stand up to pee anymore - it sprays everywhere !!
i have no issue with hot drinks, some times get noodles tangled around it, it does clash on your teeth and id imagine after time could be a problem put it doesnt clang when your chewing, can get caught in belly bars if your not carful :roll: if you want to hurt yourself get your nipple done...thats fairly sore
sickrabbit
15-08-05, 02:46 PM
I couldnt agree more - 7 years back a tatooist did my right nipple - and he done it wrong. The needle was a relief due to the surgical clamps being far too tight around the nipple area and when it was peirced it was done far too deep, but allowed pressure relief ( the ring was fed into the opening and about 1mm of the ring protruded either side of the nipple ) the guy then pinched my nipple to force the ring out to be able to attach the ball . Doing this forced the fresh peircing holes to be stretched open and pour blood - it soaked the whole of the right side of my shirt ( the ring wouldnt even lie on my chest - it was horizontal and sticking up ) and after 3 hours feeling giddy I removed it . The next morning I went back to the tatooist ,ready for war , but he was closed . After chatting to a mate it was suggested I visit another parlour for advise . I found another tatooist and he went mental when he saw the bruising and bloodied state of my nipple. He knew the tatooist who,d done the job (and was all too often correcting too many bad tatoos he,d done - colour outside the black outline ect ) and took pics of my nipple as he,d collected evidence to try to have the guy shut down....this after a period of about a years time came to affect after presenting all the photos and letters to the area health dept in the local council. Never again will I have that type of peircing performed . Other than that the most painful , bruising peircing I,ve ever had was the top of my left ear - it healed quickly but was sore for months and stopped me sleeping on my leftside .
not nice mate, my was pretty pain free, i had it pierced with a bar but i prefer a ring as they are much comfier
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