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im new thought i would say a big hello.
Welcome to NL
What uni you going to?
Hello and welcome - you might aswell get used to the following two words as you'll be seeing them a lot in this thread no doubt:
Pics
Vids
:lol:
guess it comes with being new??
thought the my novaload bit!
Click the Profile link at the top, or here (http://www.novaload.net/forums/profile.php?mode=editprofile), down near the bottom it gives you the option of either entering a web address to an avatar (if its already online), or browsing your computer and uploading one. bear in mind it has to be < 80x80 pixels, and < 7kb
And the pic requests are more to do with being female lol :lol:
HAHAHA class, most of them here just like to buy cruise chicks bottles of lambrini :roll:
LOL not into lambrani and not into being some blokes bit in the passenger side of his car either
i agree which is why your buying a nova so you get get such high class folk....i fail to see how people can think a nova is a fanny magnet anyway
lol I'm happily taken, and if a girl wanted to sit in my nova she'd have trouble finding it :lol:
razorjack do u not own a nova then?
nova for a bloke just equals a boy racer round here nto into that
not any different down here
razorjack do u not own a nova then?
Check the sig :wink:
v v v v v v v v
nah, Triumph Acclaim :lol:
Nah, it's a Primera isn't it??
looks like a trolly with that spolier :roll:
im lost
So were the peeps last night on channel 4!! Plane crashes-someone has a cut on their chin, the rest are fine :lol:
were taking the piss out of his car :|
At least the spoiler and bonnet vents are functional :D
...and standard, I hasten to add lol
razorjack do u not own a nova then?
nova for a bloke just equals a boy racer round here nto into that
oi dont judge all manchester nova lads like that lol :lol:
p.s welcome to NL
no, hes just manky lol.
im impressed gents. not a single "typical" post ..... yet. Well done. may this be the first of many welcome to NL posts from a female that dosent turn into a perve fest.
Welcome along.
nice to see proper uni courses are still available ;) lol
thats because we fall under the NOT SEXUALLY DEPRIVED GROUP
:roll: Its been so long since ive felt the softness of female skin :cry:
touch mine....
oh hang on this is getting out of hand lol. Why dont you and will get back together?
he cant offer me security, ive seen the way you look at me mate, i can tell ya want me
http://images1.fotopic.net/?iid=yf9h4q&outx=600&quality=70
thanks for all the welcomes guys, are their any girls on this site then??? are u all single??
not many girls, a few members look like girls, sadly im not single sorry
A few members could be mistaken for girls *cough*burgo*cough*
i wish i was a girl...... oh hang on did i say that?! lol
sickrabbit
12-08-05, 12:04 PM
I tried being a girl once , when the wife went on the town for the night . It was a costly experience tho , cos Id one ragged toenail at the time and no matter how careful I was I just couldnt stop putting ruddy great ladders in her pairs of tights.....
I predict an influx of female attention to this site very soon , as the winter nights are drawing nearer , it has become apparent that this is the place where all the girls attend , thus leaving most of the nations males asking the question " dunno where all the wimmen go during the winter , but in summer they come out of hibernation "
i wish i was a girl...... oh hang on did i say that?! lol
I knew it.....
I tried being a girl once , when the wife went on the town for the night . It was a costly experience tho , cos Id one ragged toenail at the time and no matter how careful I was I just couldnt stop putting ruddy great ladders in her pairs of tights.....
I predict an influx of female attention to this site very soon , as the winter nights are drawing nearer , it has become apparent that this is the place where all the girls attend , thus leaving most of the nations males asking the question " dunno where all the wimmen go during the winter , but in summer they come out of hibernation "
most have been an experience for you, can i ask why u dressed up as a woman?
in the winter us ladies are getting ourselves ready for the summer, working out in the gym getting our bikini bodies ready, getting the fake tan sorted and shopping for the christmas parties
i spend the winter drunk, sort of like the summer
sounds like a good plan, areu a student? i will be from oct and that will be my new life style student drinking :P :P :P
not a student, im a part tiem alchy lol
get used to freshers flu lol, or as most other people know, a hangover ;)
sickrabbit
12-08-05, 12:49 PM
I tried being a girl once , when the wife went on the town for the night . It was a costly experience tho , cos Id one ragged toenail at the time and no matter how careful I was I just couldnt stop putting ruddy great ladders in her pairs of tights.....
I predict an influx of female attention to this site very soon , as the winter nights are drawing nearer , it has become apparent that this is the place where all the girls attend , thus leaving most of the nations males asking the question " dunno where all the wimmen go during the winter , but in summer they come out of hibernation "
most have been an experience for you, can i ask why u dressed up as a woman?
in the winter us ladies are getting ourselves ready for the summer, working out in the gym getting our bikini bodies ready, getting the fake tan sorted and shopping for the christmas parties
Cos Rupert the moose costume was at the dry cleaner ? ( cough )
i spend most weekends dressed as a women called denise
"IM A LADY"
I prefer you as a man :wink:
sickrabbit
12-08-05, 12:56 PM
pmsl.
I prefer you as a man :wink:
Steady Queero! your cars not impressive enough to get someone of my caliber
i spend most weekends dressed as a women called denise
"IM A LADY"
LOL
STE Novavanman
12-08-05, 08:24 PM
I prefer you as a man :wink:
Steady Queero! your cars not impressive enough to get someone of my caliber
DENNY ill give you my pink slips for a one night stand lol sorry jack
Hello and welcome, ignore the ignorance of those ignorant people in here, they're just ignorant, those ignorant people are, ignorant that is.
ANDYRACER
12-08-05, 11:16 PM
Welcome to novaload, im also a manc and unlike some other people on here i dont dress like a lady in my spare time. :lol:
Philsutton
13-08-05, 04:38 PM
i live in manchester
its alright no-ones perfect
i live in manchester
its alright no-ones perfect
LMAO
thanks for all ur welcomes
Philsutton
15-08-05, 02:58 PM
brave or very stupid
just interested - i seem to be the only girl on here . :)
they come and go, not many last the time
they come and go, not many last the time
is that coz u scare them away being woman hungry men???
:lilangel:
women hungry, like you said we drive novas they throw them selves at us LOL
shouldnt that be young girls then if ur driving novas (no offence)
i wouldnt care what my bloke drove providing he could drive and the car looked nice
the car looked nice - it wouldnt be a nova then :lol:
i doubt it you will need a saxo for that!! plus depends if your a munter or not too lol
Philsutton
15-08-05, 03:34 PM
i dont want a nova any more, plus no it doesnt pull/ didnt pull any girls. In fact they all seemed to hate it. "why you put a silly engine in that" or "you could have brought a nice new 206 for the money youve spent."
If youre a munter you have no hope lol
Philsutton
15-08-05, 03:37 PM
its the only way im afraid
not all nova drivers are munters
lmao, the chance of pulling in a nova are very slim
Philsutton
15-08-05, 03:40 PM
didnt say all nova drivers are munters, just you wont get far if you are
Philsutton
15-08-05, 03:41 PM
good lol
we havent seen the proof yet :lol:
just interested - i seem to be the only girl on here and im loving it. :)
Ptthhhh there's loads of women on here
REAL women, not the "denny" like woman :p
i am in tocuh with my femine side i agree....ur lucky my photo space wont allow me to link pictures
i cant be bothered just posting the link
you boys still not got a pik from her yet...
I'd settle for one of Denny for my bedroom wall
whoaa steady homo
Here you go
http://images3.fotopic.net/?iid=y7gs0e&outx=600&quality=70
and no picture yet
OUCH
that could be painful...
the things you do when drunk
Hmm, most people usually drink more or get a kebab... not chain their nipple to things :lol:
lol heres a pic of our denny for you :lol:
check where his right hand is goin lol :lol: :lol:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/riggy4/LEESWEDDING036.jpg
it ws chined to my belt, i was still a movable unit
lol heres a pic of our denny for you :lol:
check where his right hand is goin lol :lol: :lol:
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I learnt that from riggy, i was very sly and stole his wallet while he was having his picture taken :lol:
Riggy mate where did u get that from lol
IM SO BLOODY SHHHEEEXXYYY JEESSS :roll: :lol:
^^^ PMSL the lad learns quick
and the pic was in my recieved files folder lol from one of your random msn pics lol ive also got your multi colour car and loads of your speed lines lol :lol:
i looked through mine the other day and found that pic of sean with the carbs over his cock LOL shame im not at that pc!
^^^ PMSL the calender pic :o :o
ive deleted mine with my pillow covering my bits :lol: :lol:
epos one with the hat was classic......those were the days
i never took mine, no one would take it
lol didnt we get the thread locked for too much male nudity :lol:
you pushed it over the edge. after all, no one wanted to see a nova cushion riggy.
now a set of carbs is good for sucking
lol :lol: dont tell everyone mate
for that i shall show a pic of you trying to lick scott lol
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/riggy4/image056small5rx.jpg
i wasn't trying to lick scott. i was clearing my nose
i found that picture of you too riggy.
guess which one you are. surely you'll remember.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v194/sean_srs/superheros.jpg
PMSLWROF
quality pic matey i must take care before i let people take pics of me from now on :lol:
STE Novavanman
16-08-05, 08:18 PM
everyone that was my girlfriend being gay
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v13/riggy4/image056small5rx.jpg
Look, its Daniel Beddingfield on the right!!
I thought Stuart was beddingfield lol
apparently I look like him too :? Beddingfield that is.... and then my sister reckons I look like Gaz from Supergrass. Can't see it myself, mainly as Gaz has full on face hedge at the moment, and I, er... don't lol
i think you look like a gay idol!
i think you look like a gay idol!
:lol:
someone wrote that bas girl uk wrote:
just interested - i seem to be the only girl on here (and im loving it)
there are plenty of girls on here, just all busy. how old are you, where you from all the etc. what you drive
someone wrote that bas girl uk wrote:
just interested - i seem to be the only girl on here (and im loving it)
there are plenty of girls on here, just all busy. how old are you, where you from all the etc. what you drive
Yeah, blood type, Parents name, mothers Maiden name, fav brand of Tooth paste....
Christ Lil Miss, anything? :lol:
Whats your details, name, age, location etc?
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